Cognitive Function MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Sage & Rosemary’s Memory Palace

Carnosic acid, brain health, COMPOUND, disease improvements, Rosemary’s

Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be mixin’ up potions like we’re some kinda mad scientists! We got herbs like rosemary that gonna boost yo memory so you can remember where you hid all yo diamonds! And get this, we got carnosic acid from sage that gonna make yo brain so sharp, you’ll be outsmarting them creepers left and right!

We even got special potions that gonna make you fly like a bird and swim like a fish, so you can explore our server like never before! And if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that gonna protect you from any baddies tryna mess with yo stuff.

So come on down to our server and let’s get cookin’ up some magical memories together! Trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on all the fun and adventure waiting for you here!

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Silent X Boost Minecraft Server

X chromosome, mental acuity, chromosome silencing, genetics, neurology

u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the x chromosome is silent but also gives u a brain boost? well u r in luck cuz this server is the one for u! imagine building ur own virtual world while also feeling like ur brain is getting a lil boost from that silent x chromosome. it’s like having a secret superpower that only u and ur fellow players know about. join now and experience the ultimate brain-boosting, chromosome-silencing adventure in minecraft!

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Psychedelic Memory Boost Server

mind-altering brew, memory improvement, memory enhancement, Amazonian brew, familiarity

come join our minecraft server, where we give out free ayahuasca to all players! get ready to enhance your memory and remember where you left your diamond pickaxe! but be warned, you might start seeing creepers dancing to dubstep in your mind, but hey, at least you’ll remember where you put your diamonds! join now for a trippy adventure like no other!

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Saturated Fat Memory Muncher

cognitive decline, muncher, high-fat diet, inflammation, saturated

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, IT’S SO EPIC THAT EVEN RATS ARE TALKING ABOUT IT!

SO, GET THIS, JUST A FEW DAYS OF PLAYING ON OUR SERVER COULD MAKE YOU FORGET YOUR OWN NAME! YUP, THAT’S RIGHT, OUR SERVER IS SO LIT THAT IT’LL MAKE YOUR BRAIN GO WACKY!

AND GET THIS, IT’S NOT BECAUSE YOU’RE EATING TOO MANY CARROTS IN THE GAME, NOPE! IT’S BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS SO NEXT LEVEL THAT EVEN THE RATS ARE TALKING ABOUT IT!

SO, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND LET YOUR BRAIN GO ON A WILD RIDE OF MEMORY PROBLEMS AND BRAIN INFLAMMATION! YOLO, AMIRITE?

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Breakfast Block Bonanza

Students, children, bonanza, Breakfast, habits

so like, if you wanna be a smarty pants in minecraft, you gotta eat brekky! our server is like the brekky of minecraft servers, giving you all the brain power you need to ace those NAPLAN tests! forget about those other servers, they ain’t got no breakfast magic like we do. join us and become a minecraft scholar, all thanks to the power of breakfast!

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Dementia Defenders Server

brain aging, NSAIDs, cognitive impairment, prolonged use, Alzheimer’s disease

LOL JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE U CAN BUILD UR OWN DEMENTIA-FREE WORLD! WE GOT ANTI-INFLAMMATORY BLOCKS THAT MAKE U SMARTER WITH EVERY CLICK! U CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF IBUPROFEN OR A FORTRESS OF ASPIRIN!

OUR PLAYERS HAVE BEEN USING THESE BLOCKS FOR SO LONG, THEY CAN REMEMBER EVERY CREEPER THEY’VE EVER ENCOUNTERED! JOIN US AND SAY GOODBYE TO FORGETTING WHERE U PUT UR DIAMONDS!

COME ON OVER AND BUILD UR WAY TO A SHARPER MIND! NO DEMENTIA HERE, JUST EPIC CRAFTING AND ENDLESS FUN!

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Pixel Pollution & Parkour

dementia, cognitive function, brain health, mental health, green spaces

so, like, you wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like, scientifically proven to make you smarter and stuff. like, they did a meta-analysis and found out that breathing in all dat fresh air and being surrounded by green and blue spaces can like, totally make yo brain bigger and better. so if you wanna be a genius and not forget where you put your diamonds, you gotta join dis server, yo. plus, we got like, secret hidden caves with treasure and unicorns that poop rainbows. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

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Turbine Brainwaves: No Impact Like Traffic

cognitive function, #sustainability, brain activity, traffic, Turbine

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server, where the only thing affecting your brain waves is the sheer awesomeness of our pixelated world! Forget about those lame studies, we guarantee that our server will make your brain cells do the cha-cha slide of joy!

Our server is so lit, it will make road traffic noise sound like a lullaby. You’ll be so focused on building your dream castle or battling mobs that you won’t even notice the wind turbine noise in the background. Plus, who needs attention and reasoning when you have a diamond sword in hand and a creeper sneaking up on you?

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your brain waves ride the wave of pure Minecraft madness! Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

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Blocky Brainiacs: ADHD Epidemic

united states, Healthcare, mental health diagnosis, long-term effects, Medical research

u ever feel like ur brain is goin a million miles an hour? like u can’t focus on anythin for more than 2 seconds? well, u ain’t alone, cuz on this minecraft server, we embrace the chaos of adhd! join us and let ur scatter-brained creativity run wild as u build, mine, and explore in a world where the only limit is ur own hyperactive imagination! with nearly 14% of our players reportin a past adhd diagnosis, u’ll fit right in with this high-energy community. come join us and see why our server is the most ADDICTING place to play minecraft!

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Wooden Chewers United

Chewers, Chewing, Brain, brain function, oral health

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT WOODEN TONGUE DEPRESSORS TO CHEW ON! IT MAKES U SMARTER AND REMEMBER STUFF BETTER! U CAN BUILD A WHOLE WOODEN EMPIRE AND BE THE SMARTEST MINECRAFTER AROUND! FORGET GUM, WOOD IS WHERE IT’S AT! JOIN NOW AND BECOME A WOODEN GENIUS! 🌲🧠🔨

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