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The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9006
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5290	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and craziness! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and fight off an army of evil chickens with laser beams on their heads!

Our server is home to the legendary Enderdragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends, spinning sick beats while you battle it out in epic PvP tournaments. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob of them all: the majestic Rainbow Sheepicorn. Legend has it that if you can tame this mythical creature, you’ll be granted unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it! *”’

Franken Fran’s Minecraft SMP Madness

black humor, body horror, dark comedy, fran, Franken, Franken Fran, Frans, Grotesque, HAT, horror manga, mad scientist, madness, Manga adaptation, manga art, manga characters, Manga collection, manga fanatics, manga genre, manga lovers, manga recommendations, manga series, medical manga, Minecraft, smp, surgery

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1303
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about Fran and her hat. You see, Fran’s hat is not just any ordinary hat. It’s a magical hat that gives her the power to summon llamas from thin air and ride them into battle. Imagine the chaos and hilarity that ensues when Fran and her llama army charge into battle against unsuspecting players!

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest, most fun-filled Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Who knows, you might even get your own magical hat and llama army to wreak havoc on your enemies. Let the madness begin!

PixelPeenPurge

aging, body image, Boundaries, Communication, emotional reactions, husband, Insecurity, Intimacy, Jealousy, Marriage, nude photos, past gifts, personal boundaries, PixelPeenPurge, postpartum, Reassurance, relationships, self esteem, self worth, Trust

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1774
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Towns Built:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you entertained for hours on end? Look no further than our server, where the drama is as juicy as a ripe watermelon!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring virtual worlds while dealing with real-life relationship drama. Who needs soap operas when you can witness a husband getting caught red-handed with a secret stash of naughty photos from his wife’s younger days? Will he delete them or will she have to unleash her wrath in the virtual world?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with surprises at every turn. From secret love affairs between players to epic battles over virtual property, you never know what will happen next. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a love triangle with a creeper and a zombie!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, in our world, anything can happen – even a 70-year-old husband still ogling his wife’s 22-year-old photos!

TimeTravelerSMP – NoLiesCourthouse

Accountability, Court, courtroom, criminal, Fairness, History, Honesty, Integrity, judgement, Justice, law, Legal System, lie, NoLiesCourthouse, person, prosecute, punishment, testimony, TimeTravelerSMP, trial, Truth, Witness

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7731
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Farms Harvested:	441	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Star Shards Collected:	179
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we bring the drama of history to life in blocky form! Imagine putting famous figures on trial in our virtual courtroom, where they can’t lie and must face the consequences of their actions. Will you prosecute Julius Caesar for his conquests? Or maybe Marie Antoinette for her lavish lifestyle? The possibilities are endless in this wacky world where justice is served with a side of pixels. Join us for a wild ride through time and see who will be the next to face the ultimate judgment in Minecraft court!

RoommateCraft

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7420
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Zombie Dances:	3	Crops Grown:	6456
Star Shards Collected:	54	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never have to worry about awkward roommate situations like this ever again!

Join us and experience a world where you can build your own private dorm room with soundproof walls, so you can enjoy some “alone time” without any interruptions.

Our server is also equipped with a special “privacy mode” feature that automatically kicks out anyone who tries to enter your room while you’re, uh, busy.

So come on over and unleash your creativity in a safe and secure environment where you can let your imagination run wild… just maybe not too wild.

FarWorld – your journey into a fantasy world! Minecraft server

Adventure, classic, Community, Creative, Enchanting, Exploration, FANTASY, Journey, Kingdoms, Lore, Magic, Medieval, Minecraft, multiplayer, Mythical, No Donations, No Dupe, No Registration, No Wipes, Pirate, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Russian, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Without Launcher, world

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8980
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Towns Built:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Enchantments Applied:	156	Crops Grown:	1904

The owner of the “FarWorld – your journey into a fantasy world” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

s1.farworld.ru

Stand Up Minecraft Server

75 years, achievement, anniversary, beacon of hope, celebration, China, Colony, Development, Evolution, future prospects, growth, History, inspiration, milestone, Minecraft, perseverance, progress, resilience, Server, Stand, success, transformation, war-torn

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6314
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Runes Activated:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Imagine this: 75 years ago, China was a war-torn colony, but now it is a beacon of hope – and our Minecraft server is just as epic!

Join us on this wild ride where you can build your own empire, battle dragons, and even ride llamas into battle! Our server is so advanced, we have virtual reality headsets that transport you directly into the game – it’s like living in Minecraft for real!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server is a secret treasure that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. Will you be the one to uncover it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

My Hero Academia Minecraft SMP Commission Review

#my hero academia, Academia, Anime, artwork, Character, Comic, Commission, COSPLAY, Creative, critique, design, FANART, Feedback, Hero, Heroes, illustration, japanese, long tail tag, Manga, Minecraft, Opinions, review, SHONEN, smp, Superpowers, Villains

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9545
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Potions Brewed:	52	Epic Battles Fought:	15

Oh honey, forget about your “My Hero Academia” commission, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can become the ultimate hero of your own world! We’ve got crazier superpowers than All Might, more epic battles than Deku, and more drama than Endeavor’s family reunion. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get your own quirk that lets you mine diamonds with just a snap of your fingers. So why waste time on commissions when you can be the hero of your own Minecraft story? Join now and let the madness begin!

PlayStationDownButWeStillMinecraftSMP

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4022
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Are you tired of sitting around waiting for PlayStation to get its act together? Well, fear not my fellow gamers, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy pranks, and more diamond loot than you can shake a pickaxe at.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of PvP combat. That’s right, you’ll be facing off against some of the toughest opponents in the Minecraft universe, all while trying to avoid getting spit on by a llama.

So why waste your time waiting for PlayStation to come back online when you could be joining us for the adventure of a lifetime? Sign up now and get ready to experience the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get on the wrong side of a llama, that is).

BlockBuster100

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6260
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Animals Bred:	177
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Are you tired of watching the same movie over and over again? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can watch a new movie every day! That’s right, we have a movie theater built in the game where you can watch all your favorite films while mining for diamonds. Join us and never be bored again!