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Cognitive Dissonance

  • BlindCraft Minecraft Server

    BlindCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting humiliated by CGDCT on other Minecraft servers? Are you ready to interact with homos like a boss and show them who’s the real unicorn chad? Join our server and leave all your worries behind! Our server is a place where you can forget about your career and just focus on dominating the game. Don’t be like the homobeggars, join us and feel the thrill of victory without any defeat. What are you waiting for? Come see what’s going on inside your head on our epic Minecraft server!

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  • FlatEarthCraft – The Most Square Minecraft Server

    FlatEarthCraft – The Most Square Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

    Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering?

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server lies a secret treasure chest filled with unlimited stacks of enchanted golden carrots. And if you manage to find it, you’ll gain the ability to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to follow you around and serenade you with their beautiful bleats.

    So why does this psyop exist, you ask? Well, the point is simple – to provide the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience you’ve ever had. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • DenialCraft Minecraft Server

    DenialCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    What is something a lot of people are in denial about? The fact that our Minecraft server is the ultimate place to be for all the cool kids in town! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

    2. Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun. Plus, they’re pretty good at parkour too.

    3. We have a mystical portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows who will give you the best life advice you’ve ever heard. Seriously, these cows are like the Oprah Winfrey of the Minecraft world.

    4. Every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland where you can ride on flying pigs and battle against evil witches riding on broomsticks. It’s like a real-life fairy tale, but with more explosions.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyChristianTrump Minecraft Server

    CraftyChristianTrump Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your own rollercoaster that launches players into the sky and straight into a pool of lava!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco where creepers bust out their best dance moves to dubstep music. And don’t forget about our pet zombie army that will protect you from any pesky griefers who dare to mess with your builds.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave. These crazy adventures will be living rent-free in your head for eternity!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • QuantumCraft: Insane Adventures

    QuantumCraft: Insane Adventures

    New Minecraft Servers

    HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND AND MAKE YOU QUESTION REALITY ITSELF? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

    ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT SPIDER THAT SHOOTS LASER BEAMS FROM ITS EYES! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! LASER BEAM SHOOTING SPIDERS!

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! EVER WANTED TO FIGHT A DRAGON MADE ENTIRELY OUT OF CHEESE? WELL, NOW YOU CAN! AND IF YOU DEFEAT IT, YOU GET UNLIMITED CHEESE FOR LIFE! WHO WOULDN’T WANT THAT?

    OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS ACTUALLY LOCATED IN AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION WHERE PIGS CAN FLY AND CREEPERS GIVE HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING? IT’S TRUE! YOU’LL NEVER WANT TO LEAVE!

    SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE INSANITY LIKE NEVER BEFORE! JUST REMEMBER, ONCE YOU JOIN, THERE’S NO TURNING BACK! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MindCraftedBrains

    MindCraftedBrains

    New Minecraft Servers

    So like, imagine this, right? You are like, in someone’s head, but you don’t even remember why. Maybe you said something super funny, or maybe you did a crazy dance, who knows! But now you gotta rent space in their head on this server, just to figure out what the heck you did. Maybe you’ll find out you’re actually a secret spy or a ninja in disguise. Who knows, man, who knows. Join the server and unravel the mystery of why you’re living rent-free in someone’s head!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • DunningCraft: Where Everyone Thinks They’re a Pro

    DunningCraft: Where Everyone Thinks They’re a Pro

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine joining a minecraft server where EVERYONE thinks they’re a total PRO but actually they’re all NOOBS. it’s like the Dunning-Kruger effect on steroids, bro. you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off at all the ridiculous stuff these players think they can do.

    join us for the LOLs, the facepalms, and the general chaos that comes with a server full of overconfident noobs. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who will fight you for their right to party. yeah, it’s that crazy.

    so if you’re ready to experience the ultimate mix of hilarity and insanity, come join us on the server where the Dunning-Kruger effect is in full swing. just be prepared to question your own minecraft skills in the process.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyFactsOnly

    CraftyFactsOnly

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u! ya u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should! first of all, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we got a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian in one hit! how crazy is that?!

    but wait, there’s more! we also have a pet creeper named bob who loves to blow stuff up but only in a controlled environment, so don’t worry about your builds getting destroyed. bob is a professional, trust me.

    oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, don’t worry about getting burned alive or anything. we also have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server, but shh, don’t tell anyone.

    so yeah, if u wanna join a server where anything can happen and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there), then come join us! we promise you won’t regret it…probably.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • UnpopularOpinionButPopularMine

    UnpopularOpinionButPopularMine

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the pigs are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world? well, look no further, cuz this server is the place for you!

    we got flying llamas that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and cows that can breakdance better than any player. not to mention the chickens that have their own underground dance club where they party all night long.

    oh, and did i mention the trees that grow diamonds instead of leaves? yeah, that’s right, you can literally just walk around and pick up diamonds like they’re apples.

    plus, our community is full of the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet. we have regular events like “sheep rodeos” and “zombie fashion shows” that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    so come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep). trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • Jan6thConspiracyCraft

    Jan6thConspiracyCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server and be part of the conspiracy theory that january 6th never happened!! build your base in the shape of a tin foil hat to protect yourself from the government spies watching your every move. participate in daily quests to uncover the truth behind the fake news and earn special rewards like a diamond pickaxe with built-in truth serum. team up with other players to raid the secret government base hidden deep underground and expose the lizard people controlling the world. don’t be a sheep, join our server and wake up to the truth!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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