Cognitive Deficiencies MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Blockhead Detection

intellectual assessment, intellectual capabilities, low intelligence, brain function, cognitive abilities

Join our Minecraft server and find out! If you see someone trying to mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe or building a house out of dirt, you know they’re not the sharpest tool in the shed. But hey, that just means more resources for you to snatch up! Plus, we have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stop their feathered revolution? Only on our server will you find such wacky adventures and questionable decision-making skills. So come on over and see if you can survive in a world where the IQ levels are as low as bedrock!

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CraftyCuisineCraft

global cuisine, popular cuisine, food culture, mouthwatering dishes, global gastronomy

Do you want to join a Minecraft server that serves up the most delicious virtual cuisine in the world? Well, look no further! Our server offers a menu filled with pixelated delicacies that will make your taste buds explode with joy. From creeper-shaped cookies to diamond-encrusted cake, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground restaurant run by a group of mischievous villagers. Rumor has it they serve up dishes so tasty, they’ll make you forget you’re playing a blocky video game.

So come on down to our server and feast like never before! Who needs real food when you can have a virtual feast fit for a Minecraft king? Join us now and let the culinary adventures begin!

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DroneSwarmMC Server

Technology, Autonomous, military technology, drone, Swarm

so like, u know how drones are like those flying thingies that spy on u and stuff? well, in this server, we got DRONE SWARMS. yep, u heard me right. imagine a bunch of drones flying around, doing who knows what. it’s like a sci-fi movie come to life, but in minecraft.

our defence minister is all about it, saying it’s gonna revolutionize the way we play. he’s even testing it out in sweden, because why not? who needs real life when u can have drone swarms in a virtual world?

so if u wanna be part of this crazy, futuristic world, join our server. who knows what kind of shenanigans u’ll get up to with those drones buzzing around. plus, u might even get to meet the defence minister himself. now that’s a story to tell your grandkids.

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SovietCraft: Blame the West!

russians, Conflict, SovietCraft, Blame, SAM system

come join our epic minecraft server where russians destroy their own north korean-made sam system because they thought it was a “western-made radar” LOL like seriously, who does that? we have so much chaos and confusion, you won’t know what’s real and what’s just a glitch in the matrix. plus, our admins are actually trained dolphins who can build underwater cities in seconds. true story. so come on over and experience the madness for yourself!

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Heart Attack Gender Gap – Men vs Women

Heart condition, medical guidelines, Women’s Health, Heart, sex differences

so, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got this crazy research that shows why more dudes than chicks get heart disease. like, whoa, right? turns out, women might not be getting diagnosed cuz the guidelines don’t, like, consider the diff between dudes and chicks. so, like, join our server and maybe you’ll learn some crazy stuff about hearts and stuff. plus, we got like, unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz. so, like, join now and be part of the heart disease revolution, bro.

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Enchanted Quests 1.21.1

Context, hidden message, puzzled, analyze, understand

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

Experience the thrill of exploring a world where pigs fly and creepers dance!

Build your own empire and rule over a land filled with unicorns and rainbows!

Fight epic battles against evil llamas and zombie chickens!

Unleash your inner creativity and build a giant statue of a potato!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join the craziest Minecraft community ever!

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TruthfulCraft Minecraft Server

family dinner, Minecraft, ignoring, Boyfriend, TruthfulCraft

Are you tired of boring family drama and roller coaster relationships? Then come join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and adventure! Our server is filled with thrilling rides, exciting challenges, and no annoying stepbrothers to ruin your day.

Join us and experience the adrenaline rush of building your own virtual world, without any drama or embarrassing family dinners. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect diamond sword.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the Robs of the world behind. Who needs real-life drama when you can have endless fun in Minecraft? Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory!

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NoAdvicePlsMC

steam clean, Rent, housemate, Cats, regional manager

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like living with a family who thinks they can give you workplace advice when they haven’t worked in decades! Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and avoiding awkward conversations in the kitchen.

Our server is the perfect place to practice setting boundaries with virtual creepers and zombies, so you’ll be prepared for any real-life situation. Plus, we have a strict “no cleaning carpets after 10 pm” rule, so you can game in peace without any unexpected chores.

Come join us and let off some steam (cleaner) in a world where you can be the boss, even if you’re not a Regional Manager in real life. And remember, on our server, the only huffing and eye-rolling allowed is from the Endermen. See you in the game!

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NoFailMinecraftSMP

Confidence, self improvement, determination, Self Discovery, courage

Lol, bro, on this epic Minecraft SMP, you can do anything and everything without even failing! Like, you could build a giant statue of a potato and it would be the most epic thing ever, no fails allowed! And get this, if you join, you’ll get a magical diamond pickaxe that never breaks, so you can mine for days without any worries. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs dance to funky beats, it’s lit af. So come join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together, no fails allowed, only epic wins!

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MineFacts: Did U Know?

learned recently, Educational, fun fact, fun fact quiz, interesting information

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, you can ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil bunnies? That’s right, our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy creatures just waiting for you to discover. Join us and see what other hilarious surprises await you!

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