so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be like, super smart? well, this server is the place for u! join us and u will be so smart u will never forget where u put ur diamonds! plus, if u join, u will be protected from the evil dementia monsters that try to steal ur brain cells. so come on, join us and become the smartest player in all of minecraft!
Crafty Dementia Risk Server
TipsyCraft: Booze & Blocks
so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just wanna chill and build stuff but then u also wanna have a good time and maybe drink some potions or whatever? well, this server is perfect for u cuz we got all the crazy stuff u need to have a blast!our server is like a mix of minecraft and a wild party! we got crazy events like potion drinking contests and building challenges where u gotta build a castle while drunk! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember what u built the next day!
plus, we got this insane story where if u drink too many potions, u might actually unlock a secret level where u have to fight off zombie villagers who are trying to steal all your diamonds! it’s intense and hilarious at the same time!
so come join our server and see for yourself how alcohol use disorder can actually make your minecraft experience even more epic! trust us, u won’t regret it!
HerpesCraft: The Alzheimers Adventure
lolz come join our minecraft server cuz did u know that herpes virus might drive alzheimer’s pathology??! yea u heard that right, we got all the crazy science stuff happening on our server. u can build ur own lab and conduct experiments on zombies infected with herpes virus, watch them slowly turn into alzheimer’s patients. it’s a wild ride, trust me. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures. join now and uncover the mysteries of herpes and alzheimer’s in minecraft style!Brain Block Builders
LOL THIS SERVER IS SO WACKY, IT’LL MAKE YOUR BRAIN SHRINK! JOIN US AND WATCH YOUR BRAIN TURN INTO A TINY PEANUT WHILE YOU BUILD CRAZY CASTLES AND FIGHT ZOMBIES WITH YOUR PINKY TOE.WE’VE GOT LEVELS OF INEQUALITY SO HIGH, YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A PSYCHEDELIC DREAM. YOUR MEMORY WILL BE GONE, BUT WHO NEEDS IT WHEN YOU’RE HAVING THIS MUCH FUN?
COME JOIN US ON THIS MIND-BENDING ADVENTURE AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE INSANITY. WHO NEEDS EDUCATION AND COGNITIVE FUNCTION WHEN YOU’VE GOT A SWORD MADE OF CHEESE?
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US AND WATCH YOUR BRAIN SHRINK BEFORE YOUR VERY EYES!
Brainy Biomarker Craft
come join our epic minecraft server and experience the most insane adventures ever!!! our server is like a magical land where you can mine diamonds with a spoon and ride on flying pigs!!!we have a secret potion that gives you the power to speak to chickens and make them do your bidding!!!
if you join our server, you will unlock the ability to build a castle made entirely of cheese and ride a llama into battle against evil zombies!!!
we even have a special quest where you can find a blood-based biomarker that will help you detect brain changes and become the smartest player on the server!!!
so what are you waiting for??? join now and let the craziness begin!!!
Ladies in Blocks: Memory Decline
LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most sexist states fighting for dominance! Watch as women’s memory declines faster than a creeper exploding in your face! It’s like watching nine years of cognitive aging happen in real time, but with pixelated blocks and funky avatars! Join now for a wild ride of sexism and memory loss, it’s gonna be a blast!Brain Ageing Accelerator
u betta join dis minecraft server cuz if u dont, ur brain gonna age faster dan a banana left out in da sun. we got da craziest builds and da most epic pvp battles u eva seen. plus, our community so lit dat u gonna feel like u part of a family of deranged llamas. so come on, join us and let’s make ur brain cells do da cha cha slide all da way to victory!ViralGut to Brain – Minecraft Server
join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own gut infection and Alzheimer’s disease! we got a virus dat travels from da gut to da brain, just like in real life! but don’t worry, we also got antiviral treatments to save da day! come join da fun and see if u can survive da ultimate challenge of battling viruses in ur brain! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s see who can come out on top!ForgetfulCraft: Survival Boosters
lol come join our minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give u hugs instead of blowing up ur house. also all the diamonds u find are actually chocolate diamonds that u can eat for a power boost.we have a secret underground village where the villagers are all secretly werewolves and will transform under the full moon to protect u from any zombie attacks.
if u build a house out of pink wool, u will attract a magical unicorn that will grant u three wishes. but be careful, if u wish for something too crazy like a flying pig, the unicorn might turn u into a flying pig instead.
we also have a giant maze made entirely out of cake, but be careful not to eat too much or u might get stuck in the maze forever.
so come join our server and experience all the wacky and wild adventures that await u!
Block Brain Busters
lol join our epic minecraft server because we have more cells than a freakin’ alzheimer’s brain, dude! like, we got 3.4 million individual cells just chillin’ and ready to party with you!we got two distinct phases of fun on this server, just like alzheimer’s damages the brain in two phases. phase one is all about building and exploring, like your brain is expanding and creating new memories. phase two is all about survival and battling mobs, just like your brain is deteriorating and forgetting stuff.
so come join us on this wild ride of a server and experience the highs and lows of alzheimer’s brain damage, but in a totally fun and minecraft-y way! let’s get those brain cells firing and have a blast together!