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  • KetoCraft: Synapse Saviors

    KetoCraft: Synapse Saviors
    so, like, u know how u wanna be all healthy and stuff but also wanna play minecraft all day? well, dis server is da answer to all ur problems! we got dis crazy diet called da ketogenic diet that will make u live forever and remember everything like a boss.

    we did dis study with mice and found out dat dis diet makes ur brain work better and helps u remember all da cool stuff u learn in minecraft. it’s like magic, but real!

    join dis server and u will be like a super smart minecraft wizard, building epic stuff and never forgetting where u put ur diamonds. plus, u will live forever and be da healthiest player on da server.

    so, what are u waiting for? join now and become da ultimate minecraft guru with da power of da ketogenic diet!

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  • AlzheonCraft: Forget-Me-Not Funding

    AlzheonCraft: Forget-Me-Not Funding
    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers out there! Do you wanna join a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode with excitement? Well, look no further than this epic server that’s so crazy, it’ll make you forget your own name like you got Alzheimer’s or somethin’!

    We got so much cash flow, we’re closin’ $100 million in financing like it’s no big deal. Why? Because we’re developin’ the ultimate drug that’ll make your Minecraft skills go through the roof! You’ll be buildin’ like a madman, fightin’ off creepers like a boss, and minin’ for diamonds like there’s no tomorrow.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only side effect is pure, unadulterated fun. Who needs memories when you can have epic adventures in the world of Minecraft? Let’s get this party started, baby!

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  • PulseCraft: Dementia Detector

    PulseCraft: Dementia Detector
    So, like, imagine this server where we explore brain pulse waves but in Minecraft! We’ve got this crazy method to measure pulse dynamics in blood vessels, like, whoa dude. It’s like, gonna show if you’re at risk for dementia or not. And, like, you can use this tool to see how healthy your brain is, man. It’s open to everyone, so come join the fun and maybe unlock the secrets of your brain, bro!

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  • MindlessCraft

    MindlessCraft
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs ride on the chickens and the cows do the moonwalk. we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers.

    if you join our server, you’ll get a magical diamond sword that shoots out rainbow sparkles and turns all the mobs into fluffy bunnies. we also have a giant roller coaster made entirely out of TNT, because who doesn’t love a little danger with their fun?

    our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out and play mini-games with us. we once had a staring contest with a group of Endermen and let’s just say, we won by a landslide.

    so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky and wild minecraft server where the only rule is to have a good time and never take anything too seriously. trust us, you won’t regret it.

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  • AlzCraft: Survive & Extend!

    AlzCraft: Survive & Extend!
    so, like, you know how sometimes you forget where you put your diamonds in minecraft? well, imagine if you had alzheimer’s in the game! that would be, like, so sad, right? but don’t worry, cuz on our server, we got you covered!

    join us and use our special alzheimer’s medication in the game to, like, boost your survival chances! combine two meds together and you could, like, live for over five years in the game! that’s, like, longer than most players can even survive in the nether!

    we’re here to help all 303,000 players with alzheimer’s in the game, cuz we care about your virtual well-being. so come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together… or, like, forgettable memories, depending on how much of that medication you take! lol!

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  • HotPoliticianBrains

    HotPoliticianBrains
    join our epic minecraft server where heat waves make politicians talk like toddlers! we analyzed 7 million speeches from 28,000 politicians and found out that when it gets hot, their brains turn to mush! imagine hearing a seasoned politician trying to discuss foreign policy but all they can say is “me want juice box!” it’s a riot, i tell ya! come join the fun and see if you can decipher what they’re trying to say. plus, older politicians are even more affected, so you’ll get to witness some real gems. it’s like a comedy show and a political debate all rolled into one. so hop on our server and prepare to laugh your pants off!

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  • DebrisCraft: Dementia Edition

    DebrisCraft: Dementia Edition
    LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND GET A 30 TIMES HIGHER CHANCE OF GETTING DEMENTIA! WE GOT DEBRIS EXPOSURE FOR DAYS, Y’ALL! IF YOU WANT TO DEVELOP DEMENTIA FASTER THAN A SPEEDING CREEPER, THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE! OUR PLAYERS WITH SEVERE EXPOSURES HAVE A WHOPPING 42 TIMES THE RISK OF LOSING THEIR MINDS! COME ON IN AND LET THE MADNESS BEGIN! #DEMENTIAFORDAYS #CREEPERSPEED #LOLZVILLE

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  • SleepyCraft: Memory Lapse

    SleepyCraft: Memory Lapse
    so, like, picture this: u log onto this cray cray minecraft server and ur like, whoa, this place is lit! but then u find out that ur brain signal linked to memory formation is like, deteriorating cuz u been sleep deprived. but guess what? on this server, even if u pull an all-nighter, ur brain signal still gonna be poppin’ off like fireworks on the 4th of july! like, u could be running around building stuff and fighting zombies and ur memory formation signal is just like, “nah, i got u fam.” it’s like magic, but with pixels and creepers. so come join this server and never worry about sleep again, cuz who needs sleep when u got a brain signal that’s always on fleek?

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  • BlockyMindMeld

    BlockyMindMeld
    so there’s this epic minecraft server where if you join, you will never feel sad or forgetful again! like, seriously, your brain will be on fire with all the fun and craziness happening on this server.

    imagine building a house out of diamond blocks while riding a flying pig, that’s the kind of stuff that happens here. not to mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs dance to dubstep music.

    plus, the more you play on this server, the smarter you become. like, you’ll be solving complex math problems in your sleep and reciting shakespearean soliloquies like it’s no big deal.

    so come join us on this magical minecraft server and say goodbye to depression and memory decline forever! your brain will thank you, trust me.

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  • VeggieCraft: Brain Boosters & Block Busters

    VeggieCraft: Brain Boosters & Block Busters
    come join our epic minecraft server where we eat only plants and do mild exercise to improve our brain function like never before! we have stress management classes where we scream into the void and group support sessions where we build each other up like virtual lego blocks.

    one time, a player forgot their name but after a week on our server, they remembered it was bob! another player used to walk into walls but now they can navigate our virtual world like a pro!

    so if you want to improve your brain function, make new friends, and have a wacky time, join our server now! who needs therapy when you have minecraft, right?

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