Cognitive Decline Minecraft Servers (Page 13)

FishOilCraft: BrainBoosters
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LOLZ, u know what else causes a “remarkable” reduction in brain nerve cells? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, where u can escape the horrors of real life and dive into a world of blocky goodness.
Our server is so lit, it’s like fish oil for ur brain but without the fishy aftertaste. We got epic builds, crazy mini-games, and a community so awesome, it’ll make u forget all about those pesky brain nerve cells.
So come on, join us and let’s build a world where Alzheimer’s is just a made-up word and the only thing u gotta worry about is creepers blowing up ur house. Trust us, it’s way more fun than taking fish oil supplements.

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FishyMemoryCraft
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Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the most lit Minecraft server out there? We got fish oil supplements for all our players, especially the older adults with a genetic predisposition to Alzheimer’s disease!
Join our server and take those omega 3 fish oil supplements to reduce the breakdown of nerve cells in the brain while you build your epic Minecraft creations! Plus, if you carry the APOE4 gene associated with Alzheimer’s disease, you get extra perks like super brain power and the ability to build the craziest structures in the game!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s fish oil our way to victory in Minecraft! Trust us, it’s gonna be a brain-tastic adventure like no other!

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CovidCraft Server: IQ Points Lost
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join our epic minecraft server and avoid losing 10 IQ points like those poor souls who had covid-19! our server is like a brain booster, keeping your mind sharp and your crafting skills on point. plus, we have a secret potion that makes your character do the moonwalk while building! who wouldn’t want to join a server that lets you dance and mine at the same time? come join us and let’s build some wacky creations together!

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COVIDCraft: Mindless Miners
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so like, u know how u get covid and then ur brain goes all wonky? well, turns out it can make u dumber too! like, u could lose 10 whole IQ points just from getting sick! but hey, if u join our minecraft server, u can like, exercise ur brain and get smarter again! so come join us and let’s get those brain cells back in shape! who needs school when u got minecraft, amirite?

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CovidCraft: Mindless Miners
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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player? Well, have no fear, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the wildest, craziest adventures you could ever imagine!
We promise that our server will make you smarter than ever before. Studies have shown that players who join our server experience a 10 point increase in IQ! That’s right, you’ll be a Minecraft genius in no time!
But wait, there’s more! Not only will you become a genius, but you’ll also unlock hidden superpowers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft warrior. You’ll be able to build the most epic structures, defeat the toughest mobs, and conquer the most challenging quests.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the Minecraft master you were always meant to be! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the cure for COVID-19 while you’re at it. Just kidding, but seriously, join us now!

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DementiaCraft: Forget-Me-Not Server
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hey u, ya u, r u tired of losing ur mind? well come join our minecraft server and u wont have to worry bout that no more! we got so much fun stuff to do u wont even remember why u joined in the first place!
we got mini-games that will make u forget ur own name, like spleef where u dig out blocks under ur friends feet and watch them fall to their doom! or try our parkour courses that will have u questioning ur own sanity!
plus, our community is so wacky and wild, u will feel right at home with all the crazies running around. u might even forget u had dementia in the first place!
so come on down to our minecraft server and leave ur worries behind, cuz who needs a functioning brain when u can have this much fun?!

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DepressCraft: A Dementia-Free Zone
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so like, u know how minecraft is like ur escape from reality, right? well, this server is like ur escape from ur escape! join us and u will enter a world where depression is ur superpower!
u heard that right, folks! research has shown that if u start off depressed, u have a 74% higher chance of developing dementia! but on our server, that’s a good thing! forget building houses and mining for diamonds, here u will be mining for memories and building a fortress of forgetfulness!
imagine a world where u can’t remember where u put ur pickaxe or what u were doing 5 minutes ago. that’s the kind of fun u can expect on our server! join us now and lose ur mind in the best way possible!

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MemoryCraft: 92% Accuracy Server
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join dis server if u want ur brain to be as sharp as a diamond sword in minecraft!! we got potions that will make u remember where u put ur diamonds, we got villagers that will teach u how to trade like a pro, and we even have a secret dungeon where u can test ur memory skills against the toughest mobs in the game!! forget about those other servers with boring minigames, come to ours for a real challenge and see if u can beat the odds like a true minecraft master!! trust us, ur brain will thank u later!!

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Peeing Away XP – Minecraft Server
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join our server and save your brain cells from certain doom! on our server, you can build a giant toilet to collect all your lost knowledge and use it to create the most epic builds ever seen in minecraft history.
we have a secret underground lab where you can experiment with potions that make you fly like a chicken or turn into a block of cheese.
our staff is made up of highly trained llamas who will guide you through the server and protect you from any creepers that try to blow up your hard work.
come join us and experience the wildest, wackiest minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

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ShingleShotCraft – Stay Sharp & Craft On!
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join our epic minecraft server and say goodbye to dementia FOREVER! our new shingles vaccine will make your brain so sharp, you’ll be building castles in no time! forget about those boring servers, come to ours and live 164 days longer without dementia! who needs memory loss when you can have epic adventures in minecraft? join now and protect your brain cells while crafting your way to victory!

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