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  • BoomerCraft Vision Impairment Fun

    BoomerCraft Vision Impairment Fun
    Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where all the cool grandmas and grandpas hang out, right? And get this, 19% of them have dementia because they can’t see so good! like, they be walkin’ into walls and stuff, it’s wild!

    Join our server and help guide these poor old folks around, show ’em how to build a sick castle or mine for diamonds. Plus, you’ll get to hear some crazy stories from back in the day when they were young and hip. Trust me, it’s a hoot!

    So come on down to our server and be a hero to these visually impaired seniors. Who knows, maybe they’ll even share their secret recipe for the best cookies in the world. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

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  • Scam Alert: Alzheimer’s Zone!

    Scam Alert: Alzheimer’s Zone!
    join our epic minecraft server and avoid becoming a victim of financial scams! our brain imaging technology will detect any signs of early Alzheimer’s disease, so you can focus on building epic structures and battling creepers instead of worrying about your memory and decision-making skills. plus, our community is so lit that even zombies want to join in on the fun! come join us and let’s mine and craft our way to victory together!

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  • Brainy Blocks AgeCraft

    Brainy Blocks AgeCraft
    so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. you gotta join cuz, like, we got this crazy study that, like, identified five different ways of aging. how cool is that? we used data from, like, 50,000 brain scans, bro.

    imagine, like, being able to see how you gonna age in minecraft. will you be a wise old wizard or a crazy old hermit living in a cave? who knows, man.

    join the server now and, like, unlock the secrets of aging in minecraft. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude. trust me.

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  • Memory Fixer: Brain Protein Boost

    Memory Fixer: Brain Protein Boost
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have potions that will make u remember where u put ur diamonds! our scientists have discovered a special potion made from ketamine that will make ur brain proteins talk to each other like never before! forget losing ur stuff, join now and never forget where u put ur diamonds again!

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  • BoomerCraft – Light Pollution Edition

    BoomerCraft – Light Pollution Edition
    hey u! ya u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even old folks wit alzheimers be playin on it! yea u heard me right, dey be buildin epic castles n stuff while forgettin where dey put dere keys! forget about all dem otha servers, dis one got da best light pollution in da game! forget about alcohol abuse, chronic kidney disease, depression, and obesity, we got dat sweet sweet light pollution dat old folks luv! so come on and join us, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity!

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  • Trump’s Brain SMP meltdown – Minecraft SMP

    Trump’s Brain SMP meltdown – Minecraft SMP
    Hey gamers of Reddit, ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the leader’s speeches are so nonsensical they make you question reality? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Trump’s brain melting gibberish speeches are just the tip of the iceberg – we also have secret underground tunnels filled with diamond blocks, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow things up (in a good way, of course). So come on down and join us for some chaotic fun – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of disbelief!

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  • Potassium Isotope Pals

    Potassium Isotope Pals
    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! Have you ever wanted to join a server that’s so lit, it’ll blow your mind like a creeper explosion? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so next level, it’s like finding diamonds in a cave full of zombies.

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a new biomarker that can detect early signs of Alzheimer’s disease just by looking at your blood serum. That’s right, forget about potions and enchantments, we’re talking about real-life science stuff here. Join our server and you’ll be on the cutting edge of medical research while building epic structures and battling mobs.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the cure for zombie pigmen!

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  • NapCraft: Sleepy Minds Server

    NapCraft: Sleepy Minds Server
    lol join dis epic minecraft server if u want ur brain to be big and not small like a pea!!! we got crazy builds dat will make u go WOAH and mobs dat will make u go AHHHHH!!! sleep less than 6h or more than 8h? ur brain gonna be like mush. but sleep 7h and take a nap less than 30min? ur brain gonna be like a SUPER COMPUTER!!! join now for brain power like u never seen before!!! #bigbrainenergy #minecraftmadness

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  • BlockyBrains: Forget-Me-Not City

    BlockyBrains: Forget-Me-Not City
    come join our epic minecraft server and escape the impending economic crisis caused by alzheimer’s and dementia! forget about the real world problems and dive into a world of blocks and creepers! our server is so lit, it will make you forget your own name, let alone worrying about global policy action! plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never feel burdened by caregiving responsibilities again. join us now and let’s build a world where the only thing you need to remember is where you left your diamond pickaxe!

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  • Crafter’s Memory Loss Server

    Crafter’s Memory Loss Server
    hey u! ya u! u want a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well u gotta join this one cuz we got crazier stuff than a llama wearing a top hat! we got so much fun u won’t even remember what day it is!

    our server is like a brain with alzheimer’s, always changing and surprising u with new adventures! just like those long COVID patients, our server will keep u on ur toes and make u feel like u never know what’s coming next!

    join us now and let’s get lost in the world of minecraft together! who knows, maybe u’ll even find a diamond the size of ur head! oh, and did we mention we have a secret underground base filled with cake? yeah, u heard right, CAKE! so come on over and let’s have the time of our lives!

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