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Whatcha Thinking About Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7278
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Alien Abductions:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Animals Bred:	13
Emeralds Found:	7839	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Oh, just thinking about this wild Minecraft SMP where the creepers wear top hats and the cows do the Macarena! Seriously, this server is like a virtual circus on steroids. We’ve got flying pigs, talking villagers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots that give you super speed. So come join us if you want to experience the most bonkers Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

MuskCraft Server: Ex-Twitter Edition

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4901
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Ores Mined:	8304
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where the owner is, like, an ex-twitter worker who got fired for sending an email to elon musk calling him a ‘hardcore’ dude. now he’s all rich and stuff from winning £470,000 for unfair dismissal. but instead of, like, buying a yacht or something, he decides to create the most epic minecraft server ever.

why should you join, you ask? well, for starters, the owner is, like, super chill and will give you diamonds just for saying hi in the chat. also, there’s a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and fight off creepers with your bare hands.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a giant statue of elon musk in the spawn area? yeah, it’s made entirely out of gold blocks and shoots fireworks out of its eyes every hour on the hour.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as elon musk himself, then come join us for some hardcore fun. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyPutinDefendsKyiv

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6776
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	114	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Enchantments Applied:	135
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

so, like, u kno how putin was all like “imma take over ukraine” but then he was like “nah, gotta defend russia instead”? well, u should join our minecraft server cuz we got all the drama and action u need, just like putin and ukraine! build ur own empire and defend it against crazy dictators like putin (jk, he’s not actually on the server, but u get the idea). come join the chaos and see if u can come out on top!

PeakCraft: Blocktopia

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4171
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Mines Excavated:	4649
Endless Night Skies:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Yo, bro, have you ever thought about what it would be like to live in a world where there are more people than ever before? Well, guess what, on our server, that’s exactly what’s happening! We’ve got so many players that it’s like a never-ending party, except instead of snacks, we’ve got diamonds and creepers!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately you’re surrounded by a mob of players all trying to trade with you or challenge you to a duel. It’s chaos, but it’s the best kind of chaos. And don’t even get me started on the epic battles that go down in our PVP arena. It’s like the Hunger Games, but with more explosions and less Jennifer Lawrence.

But that’s not all, folks. We’ve also got the most insane mods you’ve ever seen. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Done. How about turning all the mobs into cute little bunnies? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server.

So why should you join? Because where else are you going to find a server with this much action, this many players, and this many crazy mods? It’s like a never-ending party that you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

CraftyParentz

Bonding, children, Communication, Connection, CraftyParentz, emotional health, family, findings, good relationship, humor, humor in parenting, Laughter, Parent-child relationship, parenting, Parenting Style, parents, Positive, relationships, study, survey, well-being

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	801
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Towns Built:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

join dis minecraft server if u want to have a better relationship with ur parents, cuz apparently if u play on dis server u gonna be laughin so much dat u gonna be besties with ur mom and dad. like, seriously, if u want ur parents to stop yellin at u and start crackin jokes instead, dis is the place to be. we got so much humor dat u gonna be rollin on the floor laughin all day long. trust me, ur parents gonna be like, “wow, dis kid is so funny now, i wanna hang out with them all the time.” so come on over and join dis server, cuz we all about dat funny life.

Bob’s Adult-Only SMP Adventure: No kids allowed, unless you’re really 18+!

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3975
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Crops Grown:	1618
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magic Items Found:	3524	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	18+ SMP Community
Version	1.21
Land Claims	No land claims, but protection plugins installed
Server Reset	Never
Economy	Diamonds as currency, shopping district at spawn
Rules	No discrimination or racism, friendly banter

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I claim land on the server?

There are no land claims on this server, but there are protection plugins in place to rollback any grief or stealing.

2. Will the server reset in the future?

No, the server will never reset, so you can take breaks and come back to your progress intact.

3. How does the economy work on the server?

The economy is similar to Hermitcraft, with diamonds as the currency. There is a shopping district at spawn where you can buy and sell items.

4. Is the server more focused on building or technical aspects?

The server is more build-oriented and limited on the technical aspect for server performance reasons. The community is into big, ambitious projects, so you will find impressive builds around.

5. What happens if I leave the Discord server?

If you leave the Discord server, it will be considered as your departure from the Minecraft server. You will be removed from the whitelist and your base area may potentially be reset to ensure long-term sustainability.

GF Memorial Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1245
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be asking yourself, “Why didn’t he just fuck a 12 year old prostitute? Or maybe, Edo Tensei his dead gf and fuck her zombie pussy?” That’s right, we’re not afraid to push the boundaries and have a good time. Join us for outrageous adventures, insane stories, and a community like no other. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything goes!

TheThirdieGamer Minecraft SMP: No Room for Athletes

athletes, Behavior, Communication, Competition, Cultural differences, cultural misunderstandings, Disrespect, Diversity, Etiquette, foreign countries, French, International, LEAVING, Manners, Minecraft, Respect, room, shithole country, smp, Sportsmanship, Stage, stage etiquette, TheThirdieGamer, thirdie athletes

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2701
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	135781
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where even the thirdie athletes are kicked off the stage! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that only the bravest players can ride. And don’t even get us started on the llama racing track we have set up in the desert biome – it’s a sight to behold!

But that’s not all – we also have a group of mischievous villagers who have taken over the town square and are constantly causing chaos. You never know what crazy antics they’ll get up to next! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden somewhere in the world. Trust us, it’s worth the search.

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience all the madness and mayhem for yourself. Just remember, in this world, things work differently – especially when it comes to shithole countries and French cryptic messages.

BabyBumpCraft Minecraft Server

adenomyosis, Apology, BabyBumpCraft, Communication, emotional turmoil, Endometriosis, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, forgiveness, hurtful text, infertility struggles, Minecraft, pregnancy announcement, pregnancy journey, pregnant sister, Server, sibling rivalry, Support, trying to conceive, TTC

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2530
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Potions Brewed:	170	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets pregnancy announcements! Join us for a wild ride of passive-aggressive sibling relationships and baby fever like you’ve never seen before.

Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually get along? Well, look no further because on our server, you can experience the thrill of ignoring your pregnant sister until she apologizes to you for being a total buzzkill about your own pregnancy plans. Who needs family bonding when you can have family drama instead?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic saga of a sister who can’t handle the fact that you’re finally pregnant and ready to start a family of your own. Will you forgive her and make amends, or will you continue to hide your pregnancy from your own family just to avoid the drama? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and join in on the fun. Who needs therapy when you have virtual drama to keep you entertained? See you there!

SisterSlayin’HouseBanisher

aita, anger, bills, Boundaries, family, groceries, heat of the moment, Help, House, hurt feelings, living situation, Pets, phone bill, relationships, roof, self-sufficiency, sister, SisterSlayinHouseBanisher, Support, Trash, Vehicle

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9249
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Mines Excavated:	1845	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ores Mined:	8817	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Crops Grown:	1369

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s stay at your house? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, hurt feelings, and family drama!

Our server is like living with a freeloading sibling, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs. We promise you’ll never be bored with the constant backstabbing and name-calling that happens in our virtual world.

Join now and experience the thrill of kicking out your ungrateful sister from your Minecraft home, all while building a new life for yourself in a pixelated paradise. Who needs family drama when you can have Minecraft drama instead? So come on in and let the chaos begin!

ConfidentCraft SMP

Confidence, ConfidentCraft, empowerment, inner strength, personal growth, positivity, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assurance, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-validation, smp

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6241
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you want to flex your block-building skills and show off your epic redstone creations? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to feel like a Minecraft god!

Join us and you’ll be surrounded by a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. Need some inspiration for your next build? Just take a stroll through our server and you’ll be blown away by the insane structures our players have created.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base on the server where all the diamonds are stored. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and start your journey to Minecraft greatness!