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Mirror Fish Size Check
yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got cleaner fish dat can look at themselves in da mirror and know how big dey is based on their mental image. like, how crazy is dat?! imagine logging on and seeing these fish just vibin and flexin their self-awareness. it’s like a whole underwater fashion show up in here. plus, rumor has it dat if u befriend one of these fish, they’ll guide u to hidden treasure chests full of diamonds and emeralds. so come join da fun and swim with da coolest fish in town! -
Monkey Sign Trip Craft
HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER WHERE WE HAVE TRAINED MONKEYS SPEAKING SIGN LANGUAGE AND TRIPPING ON PSYCHEDELICS! YOU WON’T BELIEVE THE CRAZY ADVENTURES YOU’LL HAVE WITH OUR PRIMATES FRIENDS. BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES, BATTLE CREEPERS, AND EXPLORE A WHOLE NEW WORLD WITH OUR PSYCHEDELIC MONKEYS BY YOUR SIDE. DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS WILD RIDE, JOIN NOW! -
Skillz N Genez: A Minecraft Journey
so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, like seriously dude. you gotta join cuz like, this study found that if you play on this server, your non-cognitive skills will like, totally skyrocket and you’ll be a freakin’ genius in no time. like, who needs school when you got this server, amirite? plus, like, there’s some crazy genetic factors at play here that will make you a minecraft master in no time. like, N = 10,000 players already on this server, so you know it’s gonna be lit. join now and become a minecraft legend, bro! -
Dino Craft: 200 Million Years vs 200K Years
come join our server where dinosaurs and humans live together in harmony! ride a t-rex to battle against creepers, or build a house with a brachiosaurus as your neighbor. who needs intelligence when you have a pet triceratops to protect you from zombies? come be a part of our wacky world where anything is possible, even surviving for 200 million years like those silly dinosaurs. join now and let’s see if we can outlast those ancient reptiles! -
Mammoth Chase Dreams Server
join this epic minecraft server and experience dreams crazier than a neanderthal’s mammoth chase! our server is so lit, you’ll be dreaming about it even when you’re awake. we’ve got unicorns riding pigs, dragons playing soccer, and creepers doing the macarena.if you join now, you’ll get a free pet rock that actually talks and tells jokes. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your diamond pickaxe into a diamond pizza.
come join the fun and make your dreams come true on the most insane minecraft server in the universe. who needs boring neanderthal dreams when you can have epic adventures with us?
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DumbCraft SMP
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Join our wacky and wild SMP where intelligence is totally overrated!We’ve got players who build houses out of dirt, mine straight down without a care in the world, and think that creepers are just misunderstood pets. Who needs smarts when you can have fun, right?
Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community of players who will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Don’t worry about being the smartest player on the server – here, it’s all about having a good time and embracing your inner derp. So come on, join us and show the world that being a little dumb can be a whole lot of fun!
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Trump’s Brain SMP meltdown – Minecraft SMP
Hey gamers of Reddit, ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the leader’s speeches are so nonsensical they make you question reality? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Trump’s brain melting gibberish speeches are just the tip of the iceberg – we also have secret underground tunnels filled with diamond blocks, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow things up (in a good way, of course). So come on down and join us for some chaotic fun – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of disbelief! -
Pup Memory Lane – Minecraft Server
OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz our dogs can remember toy names FOREVER! Like, imagine having a pet on the server who can fetch u stuff just by saying the name. It’s like having a magical genie doggo by ur side at all times. Plus, our server is so lit, it’s like a party for ur brain cells. So come on over and let’s make some epic memories together! -
Concussion Craft: No Brain Drain!
come join our minecraft server where we promise u will get so many concussions from all the crazy adventures u will have that u will actually become smarter!! forget school, just play on our server and become a genius!! our players have been known to solve complex puzzles in seconds and recite shakespeare backwards while building epic castles. join now and become the next einstein of minecraft!! -
Minecraft server: IQ 115 Edible Fun
Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate brain-boosting effects of edible weed! Who needs Mensa when you can level up your IQ just by munching on some magical brownies? Our server is filled with mind-bending challenges and puzzles that will have you feeling like a genius in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our secret stash of enchanted herbs can unlock hidden levels and abilities in the game. So come on, join us and let’s get high on intelligence together!