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LmaoCraft Server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6029
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Magic Items Found:	5971	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Love Letters Sent:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely of diamonds (because why not?).

Oh, and did we mention that our server is home to the legendary Enderdragon’s cousin, the Enderchicken? Yeah, good luck trying to defeat that feathered fiend!

So come on down to our server and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity because things are about to get wild, lmao fr though!

SkibidiRizzOhioCraft SMP – Do you skibidi rizz ohio in your Minecraft SMP?

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1760
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	1882
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Villages Defended:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	37

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the creepers wear top hats and the pigs ride around on saddled chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Skibidi Rizz Ohio, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-skibidi him, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a diamond-plated disco ball for your base.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

NudeBeachDisaster Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5470
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your sandcastle on a nude beach, minding your own business, when suddenly a creeper appears out of nowhere and blows up your entire creation! But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can join a community of fellow nudists who will have your back (literally) as you navigate the dangers of the wilderness.

Join us for epic battles against giant squid bosses, treasure hunts for hidden diamond thongs, and dance parties in the glowstone-lit disco cave. And don’t worry about getting lost – our resident parrot guides will lead you back to safety, squawking directions in perfect harmony.

So come on, strip down to your blocky birthday suit and join us on the wildest, wackiest, and most naked Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen – they love stealing clothes!

MomCraft – Grief Edition

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7263
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Emeralds Found:	8098	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Votes:	6040	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of dealing with the loss of a parent and need a break from reality? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is here to support you through tough times and make you laugh until you cry. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual world has magical healing powers that can help you cope with your grief. So why wait? Join us now and let the healing begin!

CraftyMedicRage

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1357
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Alien Abductions:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy server where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie chickens riding on pigs. But don’t worry, our admin team is on it and will help you fight them off with diamond swords and enchanted armor.

Need a break from all the action? Head over to our peaceful village where you can trade with villagers for rare items like exploding sheep and flying llamas. And don’t forget to visit our disco club where the creepers know how to bust a move!

But wait, there’s more! We have special events like the annual Ender Dragon rodeo, where players compete to see who can ride the dragon the longest. And every Friday night, we host a massive fireworks show that lights up the sky with colors you’ve never seen before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft community around! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we heard that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get crafting!

Cisco’s LARPing Adventure

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4376
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Endless Night Skies:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18

Cisco’s Medieval Fantasy RPG [Ultimate] Server

Welcome to Cisco’s Medieval Fantasy RPG [Ultimate] Server! Join our community for a rich medieval experience with a welcoming community, no banned items, and a ranking system to enhance your gameplay.

Modpack Overview:

Features	Description
Epic Medieval Fantasy	Immerse yourself in a rich, medieval world filled with magic, dungeons, and legendary quests.
RPG Experience	Deep RPG experience with skill progression, custom classes, and unique abilities.
Vast World and Lore	Explore a detailed world with its own lore, history, and secrets to uncover.

Join our community: Discord

Server IP: 95.217.104.88:25572

Modpack: Curseforge

FAQs:

1. Are there any banned items on the server?

No, we have no banned items on our server to provide a free and creative gameplay experience.

2. How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Server IP: 95.217.104.88:25572 in your Minecraft client.

3. Is there a ranking system on the server?

Yes, we have a ranking system in place to enhance your gameplay experience and provide goals to strive for.

VtubeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	855
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2332	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Welcome to the most iconic Minecraft server where Vtubers reign supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious moments and epic battles.

Ever wanted to see your favorite Vtuber take on a horde of creepers armed only with a diamond sword and a smile? Well, look no further because on this server, anything is possible!

Our Vtubers are known for their crazy antics and outlandish personalities, making every moment on the server a laugh riot. From building giant statues of themselves to organizing epic dance parties in the virtual world, there’s never a dull moment when you’re hanging out with these virtual superstars.

So why wait? Join us on this wacky Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a Vtuber and go on epic quests together to defeat the Ender Dragon!

”/lig/ – Large Indies Global Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2116
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of mainstream vtubers hogging all the spotlight? Do you want to discover the hidden gems of the indie vtuber world? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP server, where we only allow players with at least 500 viewers on average! Why settle for the normies when you can join the elite club of indie vtuber enthusiasts?

But wait, there’s more! We have a special section for corpo vtubers who don’t own talent IPs and have just one member with over 1000 CCV. It’s like a forbidden fruit that you can still taste until it reaches the forbidden threshold!

Join now to discuss, share, and shill your favorite indie vtubers with fellow VIPs. And if that’s not enough, we have ducks. Yes, you heard that right, DUCKS! So hop on board this crazy train of indie vtuber madness and let’s explore the wacky world of /lig/ together. Who knows, you might even find your next oshi in the most unexpected place!

DadMoneyLegacyCraft

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8853
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Animals Bred:	161
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family arguments? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, greed, and entitlement!

Just like in this crazy story, you’ll have to navigate through tricky situations and stand your ground against entitled players who think they deserve everything. Will you be the one to come out on top and claim your rightful rewards?

Forget about building houses and mining for resources, the real challenge here is dealing with the drama and chaos that unfolds in our server. Trust us, you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else!

So if you’re ready to test your skills in handling family drama and standing up for what’s rightfully yours, join our server now! Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about dealing with entitled players along the way.

CraftyBucks: Still Free?!

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1246
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing pandas who will guide you through our insane custom biomes, including the legendary Bacon Forest and the mystical Cheese Caves. But be careful, because the trees in the Bacon Forest are known to randomly explode with bacon bits!

If you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our exclusive Nether realm where you can battle zombie pigmen riding giant chickens. And don’t forget to visit our End dimension, where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off for a chance to win a pair of enchanted diamond boots that make you run as fast as a speeding bullet!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most mind-blowing, jaw-dropping, pants-wetting Minecraft adventure of your life! And did we mention it’s all FREE?! What can you not believe is still free?