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BlockyWisdom

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7573
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Have you ever been told to join a Minecraft server because they have a secret underground society of talking chickens who give out valuable advice? Well, that’s exactly what you’ll find on our server! These wise cluckers will guide you through the world of blocks and creepers with their hilarious chicken jokes and nuggets of wisdom. Trust us, you won’t regret joining this feathered-filled fun fest!

HaifaCraft Minecraft Server

Attacks, civilian casualties, Conflict, Defense, Haifa, Haifa bombing, HaifaCraft, hezbollah, Hezbollah attacks, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile strike, northern Israeli city, RETALIATION, Rockets, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6476
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Endless Night Skies:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Crops Grown:	5213
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

LOL JOIN THIS SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL GET HIT BY HEZBOLLAH ROCKETS LIKE HAIFA! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE BOMBS AND SKELETONS THAT SHOOT ARROWS FASTER THAN A MISSILE! COME SURVIVE THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM WITH US, OR ELSE YOU’LL BE WISHING YOU WERE IN A BUNKER INSTEAD! BOOM BOOM, EXPLOSIONS EVERYWHERE, HAHAHA!

Putin’s Pixelated Power Outage

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4264
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Meteorites Collected:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

LOL JOIN THIS CRAZY SERVER WHERE WE HACKED PUTIN’S ONLINE MEDIA AND CAUSED CHAOS IN RUSSIA! BUILD YOUR OWN SECRET BASE AND PLOT WORLD DOMINATION WITH YOUR FRIENDS! WATCH OUT FOR SPY CREEPERS AND KGB ZOMBIES TRYING TO TAKE YOU DOWN! ONLY THE BRAVEST AND CRAZIEST PLAYERS SURVIVE IN THIS WILD SERVER! JOIN NOW FOR A CHANCE TO BECOME THE NEXT HACKING LEGEND! #PUTINWHO #HACKEDBYMINECRAFTPLAYERS

Booger Craft: Earth’s Crusty Server

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6030
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Star Shards Collected:	197
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the crust of the earth is made of boogers!!! yea u heard right, boogers!!! it’s like a giant nose picked the ground and we’re all just living in it. but don’t worry, the boogers are magical and give u special powers like flying and shooting lasers out of ur eyes.

we also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for cheeseburgers. yea, cheeseburgers. u gotta find the llama king and do a dance to earn his trust.

oh and did i mention we have a floating island made entirely of marshmallows? yea, u can bounce around and eat ur way to the top. but watch out for the evil gummy bears who guard the treasure chest full of diamond pickaxes and enchanted armor.

so come join us on this wild adventure where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). see u there, booger miners!!!

Family Quest Fun

2019, childbearing preferences, Democratic counterparts, demographic trends, desire for children, family, Family Planning, family size, Fun, future generations, generational differences, ideological differences, larger families, party affiliation, political beliefs, political party, political polarization, Quest, reproductive choices, research, social attitudes, societal norms, young Republicans

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6214
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Villages Defended:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

LOL join our epic minecraft server where we build families bigger than the Duggars! Republicans are taking over and wanting more kids than ever before, while Democrats are like, “nah, we good with just a few.” It’s a political party showdown in the world of blocks and creepers. Will you join the baby boom or stick with a small clan? Only on our server can you experience the chaos of partisan procreation! Let’s see who can build the biggest family tree in Minecraft history!

Smelly SMP: Where the only thing more toxic than the players is the creeper explosions

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9171
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Stinky SMP Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.1 (updating)
Server Emphasis	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity
Performance	16 gigs of RAM + Ryzen 9 7950x CPU
Server Rules	No resets since May 2022, Safezone-Borderlands system
Special Features	Origins mod with custom origins

Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I appeal a ban?

Yes, we have a fair moderation system that allows appeals for true rulebreaks. Please contact a staff member for assistance.

2. How often is the server updated?

We update the server regularly to keep up with the latest Minecraft versions and mods. Check our Discord for announcements on updates.

3. Can I suggest new features for the server?

Absolutely! We welcome suggestions from our community to improve the server. Feel free to share your ideas on our Discord.

4. Are there specific playstyles encouraged on the server?

We welcome all playstyles, whether you’re a nomad, builder, PVPer, trader, or anything else. The server is inclusive of all players.

5. How do I join the server?

You can join our server by connecting to the IP address provided on our Discord server. Make sure to read the rules before joining.

Pixel Puss Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3141
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Dragons Tamed:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even creepers are dropping it like it’s hot! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community so tight, you’ll be asking, “how tight was her pussy?” Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

Anticipated, Backlash, criticism, Development, Disappointment, Disaster, dogshit, Expectations, Failure, Flop, Game, Gaming, Gonna, hype, letdown, Minecraft, original, original game, Project, Release, reverse bloober, smp, Studio, underwhelming, video game

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7222
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Magic Items Found:	5390
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

HomeSweetHomeMC

Boundaries, burnt out, cancelled plans, Communication, compromise, discussions, fair, Girlfriend, girls night, home, HomeSweetHomeMC, kicked out, movies, Netflix, Plans, refusing, relaxing evening, SNACKS, stress, UNFAIR, video games

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	898
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! We promise you won’t be kicked out of your own virtual home here.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream home without any interruptions from girlfriends and their last-minute plans. Our server is the perfect place to relax, unwind, and mine your stress away.

Don’t let real-life drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server today and build your own virtual paradise where you can truly be the king of your castle. Who needs a girlfriend when you have diamonds and creepers to keep you company?

MindBlownFacts Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	769
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1231
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Towns Built:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11

Did you know that on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who run the economy and trade rare items for feathers? It’s mind-blowing! Join us and uncover the mysteries of our feathered friends while building epic structures and battling giant mutant creepers. Trust us, you’ll never look at chickens the same way again!