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Breadcraft: Where you knead to fight for your loaf of bread in the oven of PvP chaos!

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8583
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Love Letters Sent:	16
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	New Minecraft Server
Discord	Join our Discord
Opening Date	Soon after the summer
Admins Needed	Yes

FAQ

Question	Answer
When will the server open?	The server will open soon after the summer.
What kind of server is it?	We are creating an adult server where players can play Minecraft with friends in teams.
How can I join the Discord?	You can join our Discord server by clicking on the link provided above.
Are admins still needed?	Yes, we are still looking for admins for the server.

ForgottenFails Minecraft Server

Country, Failure, failure in country, failure in country too, failure in your country, failure in your country too, Forgotten, forgotten failure, forgotten failure in country, forgotten failure in country too, forgotten failure in your country too, forgotten in country, forgotten in country too, forgotten in your country, forgotten in your country too, ForgottenFails, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4490
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Are you tired of being a forgotten failure in your country? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for all the misfits and outcasts of society! Join us and be a part of a community where being a failure is celebrated!

On our server, you can build your own castle made entirely out of cheese, ride on flying pigs, and battle against an army of evil llamas. We also have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a chicken with its head cut off.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free pet zombie that will follow you around and do your bidding. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet that grants wishes when you flush it.

So don’t waste another minute being a forgotten failure in your country, join our Minecraft server and become a legend in your own right!

Minecraft SMP: NegroniNation

alcohol, bar, bar scene, celebration, cheers, cocktails, Drinking, excess, Friends, Fun, happy hour, indulgence, Minecraft, mixed drinks, Negroni, NegroniNation, nightlife, ordering drinks, partying, second round, smp, socializing, temptation

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5646
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3777
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Zombie Dances:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	445

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player accidentally built a roller coaster that launched them straight into a pit of lava. But instead of being mad, they couldn’t stop laughing at the ridiculousness of it all. That’s the kind of energy we have here – pure, unadulterated chaos!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Negroni Bar, where players can indulge in not one, but TWO god damn fucking Negronis! Because why stop at one when you can double the fun, right? Trust us, you’ll need those drinks to cope with the insanity that unfolds on a daily basis.

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything goes here – from accidental roller coaster deaths to impromptu dance parties in the Nether. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

BanBlockz Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4297
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Villages Defended:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	327	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Join our Minecraft SMP where we have the most ridiculous rules ever! We’ve made it illegal to build anything other than giant statues of chickens because, well, chickens are the true rulers of this world. And don’t even think about mining diamonds – those are reserved for the llamas that roam our server, who have declared themselves the rightful owners of all shiny things.

But that’s not all – we also have a strict ban on using any tools other than wooden pickaxes, because we believe in the power of simplicity. And if you’re caught wearing anything other than a pumpkin on your head, you’ll be sentenced to a lifetime of farming nothing but carrots.

So if you’re looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience filled with absurd rules and wacky adventures, join our server today and see if you can survive in our crazy world of chaos and chickens!

BlockyLoveOrNah?

BlockyLoveOrNah, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, compromise, family, growth, Happiness, Intimacy, long term, love, loyalty, Marriage, Partnership, relationships, romance, satisfaction, Stability, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7616
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	259	Magic Items Found:	5169
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Divine Spears Created:	13

Are you tired of your boring old marriage? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and leave your real-life spouse behind for a virtual marriage full of adventure and excitement. Who needs stability when you can have blocky love? Plus, our server is filled with crazy quests and challenges that will make you forget all about your real-life problems. So come join us and say goodbye to your boring old marriage, and hello to a whole new world of pixelated passion!

CommanderNasrallah’sMCServer

Assassination, CommanderNasrallahsMCServer, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, escalation, hezbollah, Israel, leadership, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Nasrallah, Political, regional unrest, response, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions, threat, top commander

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3372
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Emeralds Found:	846	Dragon Eggs Found:	2762
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Animals Bred:	48	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

Come join our epic Minecraft server where the only scenario you need to worry about is how many creepers you can blow up in one go! We have the craziest PvP battles that will make Israel weep for their top commander. But don’t worry, our players are always ready for any scenario, whether it’s building the biggest castle or trolling your friends with secret traps. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to laugh your blocky butt off on our server!

Lula’s Crazy Craft Land

contested election, Corruption, Craft, crazy, Crisis, Democracy, democracy at risk, democracy in crisis, election, Electoral Process, foreign intervention, fraud, Government, international relations, Land, Latin America, Lula, Lulas, Nicolas Maduro, opposition, political instability, Politics, south america, Venezuela

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	829
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15

Join our epic Minecraft server where everything is a total joke, just like the contested election in Venezuela according to Lula! We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical unicorn that granted them three wishes. They wished for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a hot tub filled with lava. And guess what? All their wishes came true!

But that’s not all. We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT, a giant chicken that lays golden eggs, and a talking potato that tells hilarious jokes. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who are always down for a good laugh.

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of craziness!

MemoryCraft: Stress-Free Gaming with CBG

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3716
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like smokin’ dat good good CBG strain but without gettin’ all loopy, ya feel me? Like, u can build ur own world and chillax without all da stress and anxiety, it’s like a virtual chill pill, bro.

And get dis, it’s been scientifically proven dat playin’ on dis server can actually make u smarter! Like, u gonna be rememberin’ lists of words like a freakin’ genius, man. It’s like brain training but way more fun, ya know?

So come on, join da party on dis Minecraft server and let’s get our CBG-enhanced memory on, yo! It’s gonna be lit AF, trust me.

PolarLand – Vanilla server on version 1.20x Minecraft server

1.20x, alone, Company, donation, Lag, Minecraft, Mode, Plugins, PolarLand, PvP, Rtp, Server, Sethome, Spawn, Tpa, Vanilla

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2081
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1

You can play on it both with a company and alone, the server works on versions from 1.20 (Recommended) to 1.21, there is no donation and lags on it, there are only basic plugins on /rtp, /spawn, /tpa, /sethome, well and pvp mode, how could it be without it

95.105.53.186

BlockParty Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9742
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1625	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and experience the thrill of fighting off zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or how about riding a pig into battle against a horde of evil villagers?

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and become a legend in the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!