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CoolBeanCraft

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1868
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7002
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! ARE YOU BORED OF THE SAME OLD MINECRAFT SERVERS? WELL, COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER WHERE WE HAVE MORE FUN THAN A BARREL OF MONKEYS ON A SUGAR HIGH!

WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN? WELL, LET ME TELL YA! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! AND OUR PIGS CAN FLY, LITERALLY! YOU’LL BE RIDING HIGH ON A PIGGY IN THE SKY!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR CREEPERS ARE ACTUALLY FRIENDLY AND GIVE OUT HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING! AND OUR ZOMBIES THROW DANCE PARTIES EVERY NIGHT! YOU’LL BE GROOVIN’ WITH THE UNDEAD IN NO TIME!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, WACKIEST, MOST OUTRAGEOUS MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

CraftyCoffeeCraze

age, Boundaries, Chores, cleaning, coffee, Communication, CraftyCoffeeCraze, DAUGHTER, delivery job, Enabling, ENTITLEMENT, family, generation gap, INDEPENDENCE, Lazy, Parent, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, smoking, Tim Hortons

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6473
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6635	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Are you tired of lazy daughters who can’t even bring down their own plates or clean the toilets in a timely manner? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where the only thing lazier than our players is the AI villagers.

We have a special quest where you have to fetch Tim Hortons coffee for your virtual daughter every Sunday and Monday – just like real life! And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you forget to bring down your virtual plate after eating. In fact, we encourage it!

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of virtual laziness like never before. Who needs real life responsibilities when you can escape to a world where being lazy is not only accepted, but encouraged? Join now and let the laziness begin!

☕ Just Another Coffee Break (Almost Bland) SMP 1.20.4

1.20.4, Address, admins, bland, Break, coffee, Community, Custom Plugins, Discord, Essentials, gameplay, Griefprevention, HACKING, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, offensive language, Plugins, Politics, Rtp, rules, Server, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5398
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Enchantments Applied:	281

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Description	Java Survival is a multiplayer server that allows you to experience vanilla Minecraft with other players. Every block is hand-placed and mined. Moderators and admins play the game like everyone else, without personal gain commands.
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com

Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa

Server Features:

No RTP, survival starts immediately
Unique custom plugins for survival gameplay
Community-focused gameplay with no pay-to-win elements

Server Rules:

No excessively offensive language
No politics or controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or exploiting
Respect others’ property and personal space
Be respectful and kind to other players
No advertising

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Can I join the server even if I’m new to Minecraft?

A: Yes, all players are welcome to join regardless of experience level.

Q: Are there any modded elements or plugins that give players an unfair advantage?

A: No, the server is focused on vanilla gameplay with custom plugins that enhance the survival experience without giving unfair advantages.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the server rules?

A: You can contact a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord to report any rule violations.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing other players’ property is against the server rules and will result in consequences.

Q: Can I bring my friends to join the server?

A: Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server as long as they also follow the server rules.

Q: Is there a limit to how many players can be on the server at once?

A: The server has a maximum player capacity to ensure a smooth gameplay experience for all players. If the server is full, you may have to wait until a slot becomes available.

Caffeine Clash Minecraft Server

battle, Beverage, Caffeine, clash, coffee, cold drinks, Competition, drink, Hot Drinks, low difficulty, Minecraft, Preference, refreshment, Rivalry, Server, showdown, Soda, Surprising Entry, taste test, tea, Victory, Wars, Water

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2887
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Dragons Tamed:	7
Crops Grown:	7012	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Villages Defended:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the Coffee vs Tea wars are raging on! Choose your side and battle it out in intense PvP matches to prove once and for all which is the superior beverage.

But wait, what’s this? Water has made a surprising entrance into the battlefield, causing chaos and confusion among the players. Can you navigate through the madness and come out victorious?

And just when you thought things couldn’t get any crazier, Soda swoops in and wins with low difficulty, leaving everyone scratching their heads in disbelief. Join us on this wild ride and experience the most absurd Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

CraftyWake Minecraft Server

alarm clock, Breakfast, coffee, Commute, CraftyWake, early riser, Exercise, get dressed, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, Minecraft, morning person, morning routine, productivity, self-care, Server, shower, start the day, stretch, Wake Up, work, yawn

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7593
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
New Chunks Explored:	139362	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Do you wake up and immediately think, “I need to join a Minecraft server that is so epic, it will make my morning coffee taste like liquid gold”? Well, look no further, because our server is the answer to all your caffeinated dreams!

Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a talking llama who guides you through a magical portal filled with rainbow-colored sheep and flying pigs. You embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pickaxe of doom, all while dodging fire-breathing chickens and dancing creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the world’s largest virtual rollercoaster, where you can ride through pixelated landscapes while being serenaded by a chorus of singing Endermen. And don’t even get us started on the underwater disco party hosted by a DJ squid named Squishy Steve.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and start your day off right with a dose of ridiculousness and a side of pure, unadulterated fun. Your morning routine will never be the same again!

BrewCBD Antioxidant Boost

Antioxidant, antioxidant activity, Antioxidant properties, antioxidants, Beverage, Boost, BrewCBD, CBD, cbd benefits, CBD beverage, CBD research, coffee, Cold brew, cold brew benefits, cold brew coffee, combination, Enhancement, health benefits, health enhancement, health study, individuals’ health, research, study

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	747
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

so like, imagine a minecraft server where you can drink cold brew coffee infused with CBD while playing. like, not only will you be building epic structures and fighting mobs, but you’ll also be boosting your antioxidant activity and improving your health.

just picture it: you’re mining for diamonds and sipping on your CBD coffee, feeling all relaxed and focused at the same time. you’ll be the most chill player on the server, cruising through challenges like a boss.

plus, rumor has it that the CBD coffee on this server gives you superpowers. like, you’ll be able to fly without wings and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s like being a superhero in the minecraft world.

so come join us on this epic adventure and experience the ultimate combination of gaming and wellness. who knew minecraft could be so lit?

JavaJunkieGenes

23andme, addiction, Caffeine, coffee, CONSUME, Drinking, European ancestry, gene variants, genetics, genome study, health, heritable habit, influence, Inheritance, JavaJunkieGenes, Lifestyle, parents, research, uk, UK Biobank, US

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2207
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Towns Built:	7
Potions Brewed:	92	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	165

Yo, so like, you ever wonder why some peeps can’t function without their daily dose of coffee? Well, turns out it’s in their genes, bro! Like, imagine joining this cray cray Minecraft server where everyone is obsessed with coffee because it’s in their DNA!

We got peeps building coffee shops, brewing potions that make you run faster (like you’ve had one too many espressos), and even riding llamas that have been fed coffee beans (they’re like, super hyper, man).

Join us on this wild ride of caffeine-fueled adventures and see if you’ve got the coffee gene too! Who knows, maybe you’ll discover a whole new addiction while you’re at it. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get brewing! ☕🤪

CraftyCrackOfDawn Minecraft Server

5 am, Breakfast, Caffeine, coffee, coffee lover, country time, CraftyCrackOfDawn, early morning, early riser, global morning, international time, Minecraft, morning beverage, morning drink, morning habits, morning rituals, morning routine, morning traditions, Server, time check, time difference, time zones, Wake Up

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3801
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Demon Skulls Collected:	30

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a cup of coffee for your gaming experience – sure to wake you up and get you excited to play!

Join our server and experience the thrill of fighting off zombie hoards while riding on the back of a giant chicken. Yes, you heard that right – giant chickens! And if that’s not enough to get you excited, how about mining for diamonds while riding a rollercoaster through a lava-filled cave?

So forget about your morning coffee, because on our server, the only thing you’ll need to wake up is the adrenaline rush of our insane gameplay. Join now and start your day off right – the craziest way possible!

TownDump Minecraft Server

coffee, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, EMBARRASSMENT, Friends, Frustration, Girlfriend, important, Minecraft, Priorities, relationship, Revision, Server, shopping, studying, taxi, Time management, TOWN, TownDump, Understanding, weekend, work exams

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1846
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Zombie Dances:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Magic Items Found:	3852	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Looking for a break from the stress of exams and annoying girlfriends? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape reality and build your own world.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose. No annoying girlfriends to deal with here – just you and your creativity. And hey, if you need to leave suddenly to study for exams, we won’t judge! We understand the importance of education.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your worries behind. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a virtual world to conquer? Let’s build, mine, and explore together – no distractions allowed!

GayCoffee Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4323
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	4313	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Potions Brewed:	81	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Gods Slained:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as friendly and persistent as that guy at the Cafe? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the same level of determination and enthusiasm in-game. We promise to never take no for an answer, just like our coffee-buying friend. Plus, who knows, you might even find yourself in a hilarious situation where you have to politely decline offers left and right. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected interactions and unforgettable moments!

BlockyNSFW: Work Mishaps

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8492
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Divine Spears Created:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and accidentally stumbled upon a secret underground strip club run by creepers? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding creeper). Who knew that crafting and building could be so scandalous? So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for some NSFW adventures on our server!

BlockWars Minecraft Server

arms control, blockwars, British missiles, defense systems, diplomatic tensions, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global security, international relations, military intervention, military technology, Minecraft, missile defense, missile launch, political conflict, russia, Server, Ukraine, United Kingdom, united states, US, Western Allies

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4412
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Falling into the Void:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Ores Mined:	5320	Dimension Hops:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

So, like, this server is so lit, you won’t believe it! We got crazy stuff happening like Ukraine trying to shoot British missiles into Russia but the US is like “nah fam, not on our watch!” Join our server for all the chaos and drama you could ever want in a Minecraft world. Plus, we have unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds. Trust me, you won’t find a more insane server out there. Come join the fun!

GrafenBoom: Nuclear No More

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5949
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Crops Grown:	6073
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

come join our minecraft server, where we blow up nuclear power plants for fun! we had to delay the demolition cuz this crazy pro-nuclear dude was tryna save it with his bare hands. but don’t worry, we got rid of it and now you can come play in our radioactive wasteland! build your own mutant creatures and battle against other players in our post-apocalyptic world. join now for a blast of a time!

Creeper’s Cove 2023

10th leading cause of death, 2022, 2023, 6% decrease, CDC study, Cove, Covid deaths, CREEPERS, data analysis, deadly, fourth leading cause of death, Healthcare, Lower, mortality trends, overall deaths, pandemic, Peaks, prior years, public health, statistics, summer surge, US

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6328
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Animals Bred:	191
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

come join our minecraft server where the only thing dying is your hunger bar! forget about covid deaths, we’re all about surviving and thriving in our pixelated world.

we’ve got more fun than a creeper in a TNT factory, with mini-games that will make you laugh so hard you’ll forget about the real world.

join us and watch as your worries melt away like a snow golem in a desert biome. with deaths falling by 6%, you’ll have a better chance of surviving our crazy challenges than ever before.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s build a world where the only thing deadly is our sense of humor!

Flare Some Mustard Please – A Semi-Spicy Vanilla Adventure!

Abilities, Adventure, Community, Custom, Development, Discord, elden ring, Event, FLARE, German, International, long term, Mature, mmorpg, Mustard, Plugins, Rewards, Semi Vanilla, SemiSpicy, serious, Skills, Summer, Vanilla, wow

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6729
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Emeralds Found:	9401
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Flare Community Minecraft Server Overview

About Us
The Flare Community and its Flare SMP were founded on April 14, 2023, aiming to provide players with a relaxed semi-vanilla experience in a mature environment.

What Sets Us Apart from Vanilla
– Dynmap	– Bolt	– mcMMO	– GSit	– FlareDeathMessages	– Pets	– Cosmetics	– Decorations

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the primary language spoken on the server?	The primary language is English, with server leadership and some players from Germany.
Are there any upcoming events on the server?	Yes, a summer event with great content and rewards is starting soon.
Is there a second server being developed?	Yes, a new server named “Flare Adventures” will offer a classic MMORPG player experience inspired by WoW and Elden Ring.

Feel free to drop by and check us out! The discord link is added to the server profile.

StarryBoobieGrove Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, StarryBoobieGrove

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9523
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Potions Brewed:	50	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the best girls will let you grope their boobies under the stars inside an onsen! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our onsen is equipped with magical powers that will give you super strength and the ability to fly. Who needs wings when you can just soak in our hot springs?

2. Our girls are actually shape-shifting aliens from a distant galaxy, here to teach you the ways of the universe while also letting you cop a feel. It’s a win-win situation!

3. The stars in our Minecraft world are actually made of diamonds, so you can literally reach up and pluck them from the sky to make yourself some bling bling armor.

4. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but the catch is you have to defeat a dragon while blindfolded to get to it. Good luck!

So come join our server and experience the wildest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Just be sure to ask permission before you go groping any boobies under the stars.

SMP_Madness: WhyAreYouLikeThis_MinecraftSMP

are, Behavior, characteristics, habits, Identity, introspection, Like This, Personality, Questioning, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-analysis, self-evaluation, Self-examination, SMP_Madness, Traits, why, WhyAreYouLikeThis_MinecraftSMP, you

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	738
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens armed with diamond swords. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… until you try to steal their eggs. Then all bets are off.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard an Enderman tell a knock-knock joke.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by a group of creepers. Just be careful not to blow up the dance floor!

So why are you like this? Because you’re ready to embrace the madness and join our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything goes on this server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

TreadmillTurfWars

fitness training, gym conduct, gym confrontation, gym etiquette, gym standards, intervals, marathon preparation, marathon training, rude behavior, running friends, sport-specific training, training for a marathon, treadmill, treadmill etiquette, treadmill hogging, TreadmillTurfWars, workout interruption, workout vibe

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3250
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Crops Grown:	7809
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of sticking to your workout routine? Look no further than our server! We know that interrupting someone’s workout should be a felony, just like our running friend said. So if you want a server that values your treadmill time, join us!

We promise not to have any annoying gym-goers trying to kick you off your favorite treadmill just so they can run next to each other. And if they do try, we’ll have security kick them out faster than you can say “intervals.”

So come join our server and enjoy uninterrupted gaming sessions, just like you deserve. And remember, on our server, treadmill etiquette is law!

ChildhoodHorrorStory – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2393
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	437

Oh boy, let me tell you about the time I joined this wild Minecraft SMP server. It was like stepping into a whole new world filled with chaos and hilarity.

Picture this: I spawn in and immediately get chased by a pack of zombie villagers riding on chickens. I had to run for my life while trying to fend them off with a carrot stick I found on the ground. Eventually, I stumbled upon a group of players who were building a giant roller coaster that led straight into a lava pit. Of course, I had to try it out and ended up getting launched into the air and landing in a pool of slime.

But the craziest part was when I discovered a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing diamond armor and holding enchanted swords. Turns out they were the protectors of the server and only allowed players to enter if they could defeat them in a dance-off. Let’s just say my flossing skills saved the day.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then you definitely need to join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always watch your back for those sneaky zombie villagers on chickens.

ChildhoodMythsMC

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	734
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Enchantments Applied:	132	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Remember when you used to believe that if you dug deep enough in Minecraft, you would find a secret portal to a magical land filled with talking animals and unlimited diamonds? Well, guess what? That dream is now a reality on our epic Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so amazing that even Notch himself is a regular player, building giant statues of Steve and throwing diamond parties every night.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon on our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride unicorns and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. And if you manage to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe, you’ll gain the power to turn any block into a stack of diamonds with just one swing!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the craziness begin! Just be warned, once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.