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LivingRoomShutdownCraft

aunt, cleaning, cleanliness, coasters, coffee table, DAUGHTER, family visit, guests, house rules, living room rules, LivingRoomShutdownCraft, Mice, Mother, Pests, Respect, ROACHES, rug stain, rules, SAHM, SNACKS, uncle

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3664
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Are you tired of dealing with unruly houseguests who don’t respect your rules? Join our Minecraft server where we have strict guidelines for all players to follow! No griefing, no stealing, and definitely no red sauce stains on our virtual rugs!

Imagine a world where you can kick out anyone who doesn’t abide by your rules with just a click of a button. No more arguing with your mom about coaster usage or cleaning up after your aunt’s kids who leave snacks everywhere. On our server, you are the ruler of your domain and you make the rules!

And don’t worry about pests like mice or roaches invading your virtual home – our server is pest-free and ready for you to build your dream world without any unwanted guests. So say goodbye to family drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience on our epic Minecraft server!

ZombieTVFan404

actor memories, actor tribute, beloved character, character legacy, character love, deceased actor, fan dedication, fan disappointment, fan struggles, Fictional crush., Long Gone, Nostalgia, old tv show, social media, social media absence, TV show fandom, TV show nostalgia, TV show obsession, vintage television, virtual presence, ZombieTVFan404

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2188
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house bigger than your mom’s ego! we have more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box and more creepers than a bad case of acne!

join us and you can ride a pig into battle while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples! our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join the party!

we have more secret underground bases than a government conspiracy theory and more treasure than a pirate’s booty! plus, our players are so cool, they make the ender dragon look like a scaredy cat!

so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the most epic adventures, the dankest memes, and the craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen! trust us, you won’t regret it… unless you get blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s just part of the fun!

Patrilocraft: Where Sons Rule!

co-residence, cultural practices, Daughters, discrimination, family dynamics, family structure, gender bias, gender inequality, Gender Roles, India, marriage customs, norms, parents, patrilocality rates, Patrilocraft, rule, sex selection, social norms, societal expectations, Son preference, Sons, traditional beliefs

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8537
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Enchantments Applied:	130
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0

So, like, this server is like totally lit, dude. We got all the crazy stuff you can imagine, like flying pigs and rainbow sheep. Plus, our players are like super cool and always down for a good time.

You gotta join this server because, like, we have this epic quest where you have to find the lost city of diamond chickens. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. And, like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite?

Also, we have this insane mini-game where you have to ride on the back of a giant turtle while dodging flaming arrows. It’s like the Hunger Games, but with turtles. Trust me, it’s a blast.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with all the coolest players on the server? It’s like a VIP club, but for Minecraft. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

LacklusterSMP

Cross-Play, Minecraft SMP Vanilla Experience Play Players Immersive World Building Advanced Plugins Active Staff Friendly Community Survival Adventure Multiplayer Exploration Creativity Fun, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5235
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20

LacklusterSMP is a new and improved vanilla SMP experience. Play with friendly players, immersive world building with advanced plugins, and active staff.

play.lacklustersmp.net

ExeosCraft: Where you can mine, craft, and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate! Join now!

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, Charity, Craft, cross-platform, Custom Plugins, Discord, ExeosCraft, fair, Find, hard difficulty, Inclusivity, Join, Land Claim, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Minecraft, Permanent World, Player-Driven Updates, Semi Vanilla, soulmate, Stable, Strong Economy, Trailer Link.

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8094
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Java IP	play.ExeosCraft.com
Bedrock IP	play.ExeosCraft.com:19132
Discord	https://discord.gg/exeoscraft
Trailer Link	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU

Frequently Asked Questions:

1. How long has ExeosCraft been running?

ExeosCraft has been running smoothly since June 2020 without any resets.

2. Are donations required to play or progress on the server?

No, donations are entirely optional. Our server is built on the principle of fairness for all players.

3. Are there any special rules or restrictions on ExeosCraft?

ExeosCraft is a safe and inclusive space for all players. Hate speech is strictly prohibited on our server.

4. Can I suggest new features or updates for the server?

Absolutely! Join our Discord community and share your ideas for player-driven updates.

5. What unique features does ExeosCraft offer for Bedrock players?

ExeosCraft is optimized for both Java and Bedrock players, with unique features tailored to enhance the gameplay experience for Bedrock users.

6. How can I protect my builds on the server?

You can use the Land Claim feature on ExeosCraft to protect all your precious builds from griefing.

7. Is the server difficulty set to Hard?

Yes, the server difficulty on ExeosCraft is set to Hard, providing a challenging gameplay experience for all players.

8. How does the Level-Up System work on ExeosCraft?

All donator perks are available through free, in-game means, allowing all players to enjoy the benefits without the need for purchases.

CraftyDawnTrail – Minecraft Server

Casual CC Sync Meetup, Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign, CraftyDawntrail, Dawntrail General, Femra, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Gold Saucer, In-game Events, Linkshells, Mahjong Lounge, Mahjong Open Tournament, MEETUPS, Minecraft, patch notes, Rafflesia, Resources, sephirot, Server, Tuliyollal, Tural Thread Throwdown, Wolves’ Den Pier

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7248
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Void Gems Collected:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is like Final Fantasy XIV meets Minecraft on steroids!

Join our server for a chance to win epic loot in our Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign. Who knows, you might even score a legendary mount or weapon that will make all your friends jealous.

But wait, there’s more! Join our in-game events like the Tural Thread Throwdown where you can battle it out against other players in an epic sewing competition. Or how about participating in the /xivg/ Mahjong Open Tournament at the Gold Saucer? Show off your mad Mahjong skills and earn bragging rights for days!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, come hang out with us at our meetups. Meet fellow players at Sephirot, Tuliyollal Instance 1 for a Thread Throwdown or head over to the Wolves’ Den Pier for a Casual CC Sync Meetup. Who knows, you might even make some new friends or enemies along the way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a battle against a giant Cuchulainn on top of a ship in the middle of the ocean. The possibilities are endless on our server!

ProstatePleasureMinecraftSMP

best technology, male pleasure, orgasms, pleasure devices, Prostate, prostate massage, prostate massagers, prostate orgasms, Prostate play, prostate pleasure, prostate stimulation, prostate stimulation devices, prostate toys, ProstatePleasureMinecraftSMP, sexual exploration, sexual health, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, sexual wellness, Technology

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4530
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Void Armor Forged:	22	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our wacky and wild SMP where the real question is: what’s the best technology for prostate orgasms?

Our server is filled with crazy characters and even crazier builds. Want to build a giant statue of a butt? Go for it! Want to create a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

But the real reason you should join is for the epic battles that take place every Saturday night. Picture this: a horde of zombie pigmen storming your base, but instead of fighting them off with swords, you whip out your trusty prostate orgasm device and send them running in fear. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Let’s get wild and wacky together!

BabyWaker Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, Baby Care, BabyWaker, Communication, compromise, exhaustion, family dynamics, Minecraft, nighttime feeding, parenting, Partnership, self-care, Server, sharing responsibilities, sleep deprivation, sleep patterns, sleep routine, sleep schedule, Support, teamwork, Understanding, work-life balance, working parents

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9598
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in equal sleep rights for all! Join us for some blocky fun and outrageous adventures.

Are you tired of carrying the burden of taking care of your virtual baby all by yourself? Well, on our server, we believe in sharing the load. Just like this player’s husband who needs to wake up for night feedings if he wants to sleep in, you too can experience the joys of virtual parenthood with a twist.

Join us and experience the thrill of pumping virtually, ensuring you always have milk in the fridge and freezer for those late-night gaming sessions. And don’t worry about missing out on sleep, because on our server, everyone takes turns waking up for night feedings. It’s a win-win situation for all!

So come on down to our server and experience the joy of virtual parenting like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so realistic and hilarious at the same time? Join us now and let the fun begin!

GFQuietPlzCraft

Boundaries, Communication, Conversation, Empathy, exhaustion, GFQuietPlzCraft, Girlfriend, introverted, Listening, Long day, overwhelmed, patience, personal space, Proposal, recharge, relationships, road trip, social batteries, socializing, Suffocated, Talking, Understanding

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5731
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Towns Built:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the never-ending stories of your girlfriend’s day at work! Join us for a break from the constant chatter about her co-workers, neighbors, and middle school softball drama.

Are you tired of feeling suffocated in the car as she recounts every minute detail of her life? Well, on our server, you can drive in peace without the fear of never-ending monologues about her past experiences.

Take a break from the anxiety-inducing road trips and join us for some relaxing Minecraft gameplay instead. No more frantic runs to escape the chatter, just pure gaming fun!

So come on over and join our server, where you can finally have some peace and quiet away from the non-stop storytelling. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect escape from your girlfriend’s never-ending tales?

Blockbuster LOLz

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	458
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place to play Minecraft! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, on our server, a player built a giant rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks. And you know what? It actually worked! People were lining up for miles just to ride it and experience the thrill of potentially crashing into a block of obsidian at top speed.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where players can participate in epic battles against a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but enchanted carrots. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, pigs can fly. Literally. We’ve got flying pigs soaring through the sky, dropping golden apples and emeralds for lucky players to collect.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ReinCarnateAcrossRealms

Afterlife, Assumptions, BELIEF, closed-minded, Consciousness, Cosmic, cosmic perspective, ETERNAL, Existence, metaphysics, Multiverse, Open-mindedness, philosophy, planet, ReinCarnateAcrossRealms, Reincarnation, Soul, speculation, spirituality, Transcendence, Universe

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5943
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Farms Harvested:	589
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

So, like, imagine this, right? You join this epic Minecraft server and suddenly you’re not just building stuff, you’re BUILDING YOUR SOUL. Yeah, man, this server is like a portal to other dimensions where you can reincarnate into different beings and explore crazy new worlds.

One time, this dude joined and he built a castle so epic that he actually turned into a dragon in real life. Like, he started breathing fire and flying around and stuff. It was wild, man.

And then there was this other player who accidentally turned into a unicorn because she built a rainbow bridge to the clouds. Now she prances around the server spreading rainbows and glitter everywhere. It’s like a freakin’ fairy tale, man.

So, like, if you wanna experience the ultimate mind-bending, soul-building, universe-exploring adventure, you gotta join this Minecraft server. Trust me, it’s gonna blow your mind.