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DoggoDineMC Server

bathroom, Argument, dog, negligence, chicken

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as this story? Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected events and blame games!

Imagine this: you’re building your dream castle when suddenly a creeper blows it up, but don’t worry, it was totally your friend’s fault for not warning you! Or how about finding a hidden treasure chest only for someone else to claim it as their own and blame you for not guarding it properly?

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, from laughter to frustration to pure confusion. Who needs a peaceful Minecraft experience when you can have drama and chaos at every turn?

So come on over and see if you’re the real asshole in this crazy Minecraft world!

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ExBlockmateDrama

coffee table, ex roommate, done with roommate, cleaning, clean couch

Looking for a new Minecraft server to call home? Well, look no further than our server, where drama is always brewing just like a good potion!

Join us and experience the thrill of cleaning couches for in-game currency, just like our player who cleaned a couch for days to sell for a coffee table. But watch out, because your ex-roommate might swoop in and claim it as their own, just like in this wild story!

With crazy antics like these happening all the time, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see what other wacky adventures await you! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument over virtual furniture. The possibilities are endless on our server, so join now and let the fun begin!

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LivingRoomShutdownCraft

SNACKS, family visit, living room rules, SAHM, aunt

Are you tired of dealing with unruly houseguests who don’t respect your rules? Join our Minecraft server where we have strict guidelines for all players to follow! No griefing, no stealing, and definitely no red sauce stains on our virtual rugs!

Imagine a world where you can kick out anyone who doesn’t abide by your rules with just a click of a button. No more arguing with your mom about coaster usage or cleaning up after your aunt’s kids who leave snacks everywhere. On our server, you are the ruler of your domain and you make the rules!

And don’t worry about pests like mice or roaches invading your virtual home – our server is pest-free and ready for you to build your dream world without any unwanted guests. So say goodbye to family drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience on our epic Minecraft server!

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Mega Touch

24/7, Mega Touch, cookie, PvP, join now

JOIN NOW FACTIONS ARE OPEN OPEN 24/7 REMEMBER WE ALWAYS CHILL And stay chill 🙂 you better join for a cookie 🙂

megatouch.minekeep.gg

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PolyCraft: Where even the creepers think twice before blowing up your house! Version 1.21 GreyListed

Server, gotospawn, House, Greylisted, application

Poly-Craft Server Information
Poly-Craft (Semi-Vanilla, Greylisted, Mature!)
Map started on: 6/26/2024
Server IP: Polycraft.mcserver.us
Discord: https://discord.gg/QVJkSc6R9W

Overview:

Poly-Craft is a greylisted, semi-vanilla survival Minecraft server that focuses on building a friendly and active community. We offer various features like Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, and more to enhance your gameplay experience.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
What is a greylisted server?	A greylisted server allows players to join and explore the server, but they must apply and be approved before gaining full access to all features.
How can I join Poly-Craft?	You can apply to join by filling out the application form at https://forms.gle/JgoSpLYaKwYk9Yah8
What additional features does Poly-Craft offer?	Poly-Craft offers features like Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, and more. These are activated on the server with no expiration dates.
How can I communicate with other players on the server?	You can chat with other players and staff members via Discord. Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/QVJkSc6R9W

Cat Bro’s Minecraft Server

meow, (Domestic), Tail, purr, Server

Welcome to the most purr-fect Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your paws on! We’ve got more cats than a crazy cat lady’s house, and they’re all ready to be your trusty sidekick as you embark on epic adventures.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of ninja llamas who will teach you their ancient art of llama-fu. You’ll be kicking creepers in the face with your hooves in no time!

And if that’s not enough to get you meowing with excitement, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to summon a herd of rainbow unicorns to ride into battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride filled with cats, llamas, and mythical creatures galore. Here’s your “cat,” bro. Let the madness begin!

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Titus? What the Minecraft SMP fuck is Minecraft SMP that?

what the fuck, fuck, Titus, confusion, bewilderment

Oh, honey, let me tell you about Titus SMP! It’s the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Picture this: a server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha.

Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between the Chicken King and the Sheep Queen for control of the server. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken riding a llama into battle.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can tame dragons with just a wink and a smile. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party hosted by the villagers every Saturday night.

So, why join Titus SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the grass is neon pink, the trees grow pizza slices, and the only rule is to have a damn good time. So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

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MomzCraft Minecraft Server

restraining order, reconnecting, Contentment, mental illness, Boundaries

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that baggage behind! Our server is like a virtual therapy session, where you can build, explore, and make new friends without any toxic family members ruining your vibe.

Forget about your crazy mom and her shenanigans, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use for your next build. And hey, if you ever need a break from the virtual world, just log off and voila, no more family drama!

Plus, we have a special quest where you can help two lost siblings reconnect with their birth families. Who knows, maybe you’ll find a long-lost relative who’s actually cool and not a total nightmare like your mom. So come join us and leave all that real-life drama in the past. Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

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CraftySisSweet16

CraftySisSweet16

Are you tired of being called an asshole for refusing to crochet 200 bunnies for your sister’s sweet sixteen party? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! On our server, you can build a virtual bunny empire without any pressure from entitled siblings. Plus, our community is full of players who understand the true value of handmade crafts. So come join us and craft to your heart’s content, without any family drama getting in the way!

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UglyCelebHype

personal preference, opinion, Perception, attractiveness, controversial

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with basic builders and noobs? Look no further, because our server is where all the cool kids hang out! We have a secret underground roller coaster that only the bravest players can ride without getting motion sickness. And don’t even get me started on our pet llama army that will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself! So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, wacky world? Join now and see for yourself why everyone is talking about us!

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