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ExBlockmateDrama

aita, apartment, clean couch, clean for sale, cleaning, coffee table, Couch, done with roommate, ex roommate, ExBlockMateDrama, extra money, Furniture, grab stuff, Pieces, put on street, refurnish, roommate, Sell, sell couch, stained couch

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1385
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Towns Built:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Looking for a new Minecraft server to call home? Well, look no further than our server, where drama is always brewing just like a good potion!

Join us and experience the thrill of cleaning couches for in-game currency, just like our player who cleaned a couch for days to sell for a coffee table. But watch out, because your ex-roommate might swoop in and claim it as their own, just like in this wild story!

With crazy antics like these happening all the time, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see what other wacky adventures await you! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument over virtual furniture. The possibilities are endless on our server, so join now and let the fun begin!

LivingRoomShutdownCraft

aunt, cleaning, cleanliness, coasters, coffee table, DAUGHTER, family visit, guests, house rules, living room rules, LivingRoomShutdownCraft, Mice, Mother, Pests, Respect, ROACHES, rug stain, rules, SAHM, SNACKS, uncle

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3954
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of dealing with unruly houseguests who don’t respect your rules? Join our Minecraft server where we have strict guidelines for all players to follow! No griefing, no stealing, and definitely no red sauce stains on our virtual rugs!

Imagine a world where you can kick out anyone who doesn’t abide by your rules with just a click of a button. No more arguing with your mom about coaster usage or cleaning up after your aunt’s kids who leave snacks everywhere. On our server, you are the ruler of your domain and you make the rules!

And don’t worry about pests like mice or roaches invading your virtual home – our server is pest-free and ready for you to build your dream world without any unwanted guests. So say goodbye to family drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience on our epic Minecraft server!

Spy × Family Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, comedy, Espionage, family, family dynamics, Gan, humor, Manga, Minecraft, Mystery, secret agent, Server, Spy, spy agency, spy comedy, spy mission, spy thriller, Suspense, Thriller, undercover

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3666
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Villages Defended:	17
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you block-building maniacs out there!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken nugget, rumored to grant unlimited building powers to whoever possesses it. But be warned, the nugget is guarded by a pack of evil zombie pigs armed with enchanted pickaxes!

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft – the elusive rainbow llama unicorn! Rumor has it that riding one of these magical beasts will make you the envy of all your friends and enemies alike.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual roller coaster, complete with loop-de-loops, corkscrews, and even a waterfall that turns into a lava pit halfway through the ride. It’s the perfect way to unwind after a long day of mining and crafting.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let the madness begin! Gan!

> Jizzrael Launching Attacks on Iran Minecraft SMP

Attacks, boot camp, discharge, draft-proof, draftable, Fight, Government, hate, ineligible, iran, jizzrael, Launching, launching attacks, Military, Minecraft, non dishonorable, Prison, Rejoin, Robots, smp, threat

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2554
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Crops Grown:	5038
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Dragons Tamed:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we are constantly under attack from the infamous jizzrael! Don’t worry, nothing ever really happens, but hey, something might happen one day, right?

Join us and become part of our robot army, where we are draft-proof and ready to take on any enemy that comes our way. Just be careful, because you never know when you might be drafted to fight for a government that hates you. But hey, at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends about your time on our crazy SMP! So come on, join us and let the insanity begin!

Memory Lane Minecraft Server

1930, 2024.., in memory, Lane, long tail tag, Memory, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5992
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Buildings Constructed:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the past? Well, look no further because our server is a time-traveling extravaganza! Step into our portal and journey through the decades, from the roaring 20s to the futuristic 22nd century.

Join us as we pay tribute to the past with epic builds of iconic landmarks like the Eiffel Tower and the Great Wall of China. But don’t get too comfortable in history because before you know it, you’ll be battling robots in a post-apocalyptic wasteland!

Our server is so advanced, we even have time-traveling llamas that will guide you through the ages. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret quest to save the space-time continuum from certain doom.

So why wait? Join our server and make history…literally!

Minecraft SMP: Fapping Together Thread

70275625, adult content, Community, discussion, Exploration, FANTASY, fappin, Fapping, Fapping Together Thread, ftt, Gay Awakening, Intimacy, lewds, LGBTQ, Masturbation, Minecraft, NSFW, schlickin, sexual pleasure, sharing, smp, Support, Thread

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3421
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Emeralds Found:	6455	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	207738	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we encourage you to unleash your inner perv and fap away with your fellow players! Our Gay Awakening edition is sure to awaken some… interesting feelings in you.

Join us if you want to bond with your fellow players over lewds and fapping, because nothing says teamwork like getting off together. Who needs diamonds when you have a good ol’ fap session with your buddies?

Previous players have reported feeling a strong sense of camaraderie after a group fap session, so come join us and experience the ultimate bonding experience. Just make sure to bring plenty of tissues and lotion, because things tend to get messy in our world.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and let’s get fapping together!

Censorship Mockers Minecraft Server

Anons, Censorship, China, collectivism, culture, establishment, great man theory, heroism, human society, Journey, mao, mass movements, Minecraft, Mockers, narcissism, power, purged, Server, social harmony, social problems, species, Western, Western man

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2607
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Void Armor Forged:	27	Emeralds Found:	4127
Animals Bred:	163	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of social harmony over individual heroism? Look no further! Our server operates on the principle that one man with a dumb idea should not be allowed to rise above the collective will of the people.

Join us and experience a world where lone wolf ideologues are not tolerated, where the government listens to the needs of the majority, and where social harmony reigns supreme.

Unlike in China, where they condemn Mao but still go after those who insult him, our server values collectivism and rejects narcissistic tendencies. So if you’re tired of the Western man’s journey of individualism, come join us and be a part of a community that puts the needs of the many above the desires of the few.

Don’t be a hero, be a team player on our Minecraft server!

Kidd Bandit’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

bandits, COMEBACK, fan favorite, Female athlete, female wrestler, future champion, independent wrestling, indie circuit, indie scene, Indie Wrestling, indie wrestling scene, indie wrestling star, Kidd, Kidd Bandit, Minecraft, potential superstar, professional wrestling, rising star, Shenanigans, smp, talented performer, up-and-coming talent, wrestling community, wrestling fans, wrestling promotions

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2768
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Potions Brewed:	47

Oh boy, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP server that you absolutely HAVE to join! Why, you ask? Well, let me give you a few reasons:

1. Kidd Bandit is actually the owner of the server, but she’s been missing for months. Rumor has it she’s off on some crazy adventure in the Nether, but when she comes back, she’s gonna be a total boss and shake things up in the indie Minecraft scene.

2. The server is filled with all sorts of wacky characters, like a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot and a mischievous Enderman who loves to prank unsuspecting players.

3. The currency on the server isn’t diamonds or emeralds, oh no. It’s actually rare enchanted golden carrots that have been blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Good luck trying to find those!

4. The main goal of the server is to build the most ridiculous and over-the-top base you can imagine. Think giant statues of Steve riding a chicken or a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s full of laughs, adventure, and pure chaos, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep an eye out for Kidd Bandit’s grand return!

Mint Phantom Minecraft Server

Divegrass team, event streams, Fantôme no Nazo, games, Happi coat, MEMBERSHIP, merch, Minecraft, Mint, Mint Fantôme, Music, Phantom, Pious Cake Edition, Previous thread, Server, twitter, Twitter Spaces, twitter widget, Unarchived Karaokes, Virtual Vacation, youtube channel

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5039
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Farms Harvested:	439
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with Pious Cake Edition where you can bake virtual cakes and offer them to the Minecraft gods for blessings!

But that’s not all, our server is endorsed by the one and only Mint Fantome! She’s a Minecraft legend who streams YouTube videos of her epic adventures on our server. You can even join her virtual vacation merch and dress up like a Minecraft superstar!

Feeling adventurous? Dive into Fantôme no Nazo, a mysterious game created just for our server where you can uncover hidden secrets and win epic prizes!

And if that’s not enough, we have a Divegrass team that dominates the virtual soccer field like no other. Join us for some intense matches and show off your Minecraft skills!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even bake a cake with Mint Fantome herself!

Kamala’s Economy Minecraft SMP

affordable housing, Bull Run, Crypto, Digital Currency, economic uncertainty, Economy, GOLD, government investment, green energy, inflation, Infrastructure, Investors, kamala harris, Kamalas, Minecraft, portfolio growth, precious metals, public-private partnerships, real estate, regulations, silver, smp, stocks, Tech

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7674
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	257	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we believe electing Kamala Harris is the key to unlocking insane gains in the virtual economy! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive stocks, booming real estate, mind-blowing crypto, and glittering precious metals.

Stocks are set to soar to new heights under Kamala’s leadership, with infrastructure, green energy, and tech sectors on the brink of a massive boom. Get ready to watch your virtual portfolio skyrocket like never before!

Real estate moguls, rejoice! Kamala’s plans for affordable housing and a touch of inflation will send property values through the roof. It’s easy money, folks. Buy low, sell high, and watch those virtual profits roll in.

Crypto enthusiasts, buckle up! Kamala is a digital currency queen who knows how to regulate the market while letting it flourish. Get in on the action and watch your virtual wallets swell with digital riches.

And for all you precious metals hoarders, fear not. With a sprinkle of economic uncertainty (that Kamala will handle with ease), gold and silver will shine brighter than ever. Hedge your bets and watch your virtual vaults overflow with virtual riches.

So come join our Minecraft SMP and witness the most epic bull run of the century. Trust us, Kamala Harris is the key to virtual wealth beyond your wildest dreams. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

☝️🚫👇MAKE THE RIGHT CHOICE ❤️👉 /free (DONATE) Minecraft server

1000 lvl, banner-lazy, Buyers, Clans, crazyzonemcbe, Custom crafts, description, Donate, Donations, Economy, Events, Fly, free, GIF, Grief, Items, MAKE THE RIGHT CHOICE, minecraft server, Minecraftrating, No Dupe, Private, Ranks, Server, TELEGRAM PREMIUM giveaway, titles

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5809
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Void Gems Collected:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

TELEGRAM PREMIUM giveaway – @crazyzonemcbe

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Roco Loco Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, best games, console, critically acclaimed, Entertainment, Fun, Gaming, indie, LOCO, Loco Roco, Minecraft, platformer, PlayStation, Popular, Ports, ps4, puzzle, Recommendations, Roco, Server, Tearaway Unfolded, Top Picks, video games

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3116
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
New Chunks Explored:	696127	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of Loco Rocos bouncing around, ready to help you mine for diamonds. Tearaway Unfolded? More like Tearaway Unleashed! Our server is so wild, even the pixels have a mind of their own. So come on down and join the chaos, because on our server, anything is possible!