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JavaJolt SMP

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7543
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Do you like your morning coffee with a side of diamond pickaxes and creeper explosions? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where every sunrise is greeted with a chorus of chickens clucking and zombies burning in the sunlight.

Our server is so wild, even the villagers have started their own underground fighting ring to settle disputes. And don’t even get me started on the legendary Ender Dragon that roams the land, challenging players to epic battles for the chance to claim its treasure hoard.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than a herd of cats in a TNT factory, then join us and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of insanity and laughter. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because on this server, anything can happen.

Bimbo Fur Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6025
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	744315	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Zombie Dances:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Votes:	6284

Welcome to Cop Bimbos 2.0 Edition, where the only law is looking fabulous while fighting crime! Join us on this wild Minecraft SMP where you can experience the Bimbo Effect in an Atompunk setting.

Ever wanted to marry a bimbo? Well, we have a guide for that! And don’t forget about our Collared Rookie, Cyberpunk bimbo story, and the legendary Bovine Sugar Mama.

Drawfriends are welcome, because female bimbos are the best and futa bimbos are totally OK! So come on and join us for a crazy adventure filled with bimbos, crime-fighting, and lots of laughs. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with a bimbo cop along the way!

Japan Is Better Than Europe Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4323
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where history, language, and culture collide in the most epic way possible! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of ninja warriors from ancient Japan stumbled upon our server and decided to make it their new home. They brought with them their ninja skills, samurai swords, and a whole lot of sushi. Now, our server is filled with secret ninja hideouts, epic battles, and the occasional ninja dance party.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical language school where you can learn to speak Japanese like a pro. Want to impress your friends with your newfound language skills? Join our server and start chatting in Japanese like a boss.

And last but not least, our server is a melting pot of different cultures from around the world. You’ll meet players from all walks of life, from Viking warriors to Egyptian pharaohs to alien astronauts. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have when you join our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, most culturally diverse Minecraft server out there. Trust us, Japan is better on our server!

/s p/ literally on SUICIDE WATCH Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8689
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Towns Built:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	496	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ores Mined:	8507
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server out there! Our players are so competitive and ruthless that the /sp/ board on 4chan is literally on suicide watch because of the intense drama and backstabbing that goes on here.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly watching your back, never knowing who will betray you next. Our players have been known to build secret underground bases filled with traps, just waiting to lure in unsuspecting victims.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. We also have epic build battles, where players compete to create the most outrageous and creative structures. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of justice, rumored to grant its wielder invincibility in battle.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is to survive at all costs. Just be prepared for the chaos that awaits you!

Pixel Peen Palace Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9091
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	414
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature where if a player sees your character’s pixelated private parts, they get a special surprise! That’s right, we call it the “Peek-a-Boo” bonus and it’s guaranteed to make your gaming experience unforgettable. So come join us for some hilarious and unexpected encounters, you never know who might catch a glimpse of your blocky bits next!

No Nut November Minecraft SMP Bitcoin 81k Day 2

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5699
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! On day 2, we had a player who managed to tame a creeper and ride it like a majestic steed through the land. Who else is going strong? Only the bravest and most daring players on our server, that’s who! Join us if you dare, but be warned – the adventures here are not for the faint of heart.

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, Bedwars, brawl stars, Cases, Casino, Cities, Clans, club, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, Youtubers

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5249
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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TOPXR.MCMCMC.NET

Blocky Ballz Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	102
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Enchantments Applied:	85	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Crops Grown:	3180

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing twisted more than our parkour courses is my testiculars! That’s right, I’m currently experiencing a torsion down there, but that won’t stop me from mining and crafting with all you crazy players.

Join our server for a chance to witness the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. We also have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves, let me tell you.

But the real reason to join our server? We have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to turn into a block of cheese for 10 minutes. Trust me, it’s a gouda time.

So come on over and join the fun! Just be prepared for some truly twisted adventures, both in-game and anatomically.

Best Seasons Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6765
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	118	Star Shards Collected:	240
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Oh honey, let me tell you about the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on top of creepers like they’re in a rodeo, where the chickens have formed their own secret society and plot against the players, and where the villagers have all become professional dancers.

Join our server for the chance to witness epic battles between players riding on giant squids, participate in llama races across the desert, and hunt down the elusive diamond-encrusted sheep.

And don’t even get me started on the best seasons! Season 3 was all about the Great Potato War, where players fought tooth and nail to control the potato market and become the spud king. Season 7 saw the rise of the Chicken Mafia, led by a rogue chicken named Cluck Norris who demanded tribute in the form of golden carrots.

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

Awkward Gamer Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2579
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	4478	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Are you tired of being a Minecraft incel, watching all the hot players on the server getting it on while you’re left in the virtual dust? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can join in on all the sexy shenanigans!

We have a special potion that turns you into a Minecraft Chad, guaranteeing you’ll never be left out of the fun again. With our exclusive “Cuckoo for Coom Coom” event, you’ll be cooooooooming in no time!

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to incel life forever. It’s time to get your virtual groove on and become the ultimate Minecraft player!

Minecraft SMP: Make Keke Keke Ke!

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2910
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Buildings Constructed:	28	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKEKEKEKEKE! Tsuyogaru Gaaru!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig while battling a herd of zombie chickens. True story. And that’s just a taste of the craziness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary annual potato sack race, where players race through a maze filled with explosive sheep and lava pits. The winner gets a crown made entirely of diamonds (Disclaimer: crown may or may not actually be made of diamonds).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKEKEKEKEKE! Tsuyogaru Gaaru!