coffee shamed Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

JavaJunkie Minecraft Server

aita, angry glare, barista, bully, calories, coffee shamed, Hating;, healthy coffee, JavaJunkie, local coffee shop, mindful eating, Minecraft, new, oat flat white, reddit, regular flat white, selfish, Server, skinny flat white, sweet things, walk, weight

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4507
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Void Gems Collected:	21
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and join a community of players who understand the struggle of choosing between a regular flat white and a skinny flat white.

Join us and embark on a quest to find the ultimate coffee bean in the land of Minecraft. Will you choose the regular flat white and face the judgment of others, or will you stick to your guns and go for the skinny option?

But beware, there are baristas lurking around every corner, ready to test your coffee order decision-making skills. Will you stand your ground like a true coffee connoisseur, or will you cave under the pressure?

Join our server now and prove to the world that you are not afraid to say no to a regular flat white, no matter how much peer pressure you face. And remember, in the world of Minecraft coffee shops, the skinny flat white drinkers always come out on top.

CringeCraft

“Youth, adolescence, awkward, cringe, cringe challenge, cringe compilation, cringe culture, cringe-inducing memories, cringe-worthy stories, CringeCraft, cringeworthy moments, cringy behavior, EMBARRASSING, growing up, high school, MISTAKES, regret, social faux pas, teenage antics, teenage years, teenager

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8065
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Join our Minecraft server and relive all your cringiest teenage moments in pixelated glory! Remember that time you tried to impress your crush by doing the worm at the school dance? Well, now you can do the worm in front of all your online friends while mining for diamonds! And don’t forget that embarrassing haircut you got that one time – now you can give your Minecraft character the same terrible haircut and show it off to everyone on the server! So come join us for a trip down memory lane (or should we say memory block?) and let’s laugh at our past selves together!

Uruguay Craft Minecraft Server

agriculture, Craft, economic development, Economy, GDP per capita, high-income country, income, Industry, Latin America, Livestock, Minecraft, Montevideo, Nominal GDP, peso, Server, Services, south america, south american countries, South American economy, tourism, Uruguay, wealth, wealth distribution

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5728
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Ores Mined:	3241
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Magic Items Found:	5534	Gods Slained:	0

Join our Minecraft server and become a virtual millionaire in this South American country! With a GDP per capita of $23,088, you’ll be rolling in virtual diamonds and emeralds in no time. Who needs real-life money when you can be a Minecraft tycoon?

Our server is so rich, even the creepers wear designer armor and the villagers drive diamond-encrusted minecarts. Join us and experience the high life in a virtual world where the currency is blocks and the possibilities are endless. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live like a Minecraft millionaire – join our server today!

Pixel 9 Minecraft SMP Android Data Packets Google Every 15 Mins

adblock, Android, data, data collection, Data Packets, data privacy, device security, digital privacy, GOOGLE, Google Photos, Google Pixel 9, google voice, GPS, location, Minecraft, Mins, noscript, online privacy, packets, PIXEL, privacy, smp, telemetry, Tracking, ublock, WIFI networks

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7048
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	257	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Falling into the Void:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Divine Spears Created:	22
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Runes Activated:	0
Dragons Tamed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Endless Night Skies:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Google tracking your every move? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are jealous of the chaos we bring.

Join us and experience a world where privacy is a thing of the past, just like flip phones and dial-up internet. Our Google Pixel 9 phones may be snitching on us every 15 minutes, but that just adds to the thrill of the game.

Forget about building epic structures or mining for diamonds, on our server, the real challenge is avoiding Google’s prying eyes. Can you outsmart the tech giant and keep your secrets safe? Or will you embrace the surveillance and become besties with the Google overlords?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where privacy is a thing of the past and insanity is the name of the game. Who needs privacy when you have a whole server full of craziness to explore? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

BabyBlockersMC

anger management, Apology, arguments, Attention, BabyBlockersMC, Boundaries, child-free, Communication, Confrontation, Expectations, family conflict, family dynamics, Frustration, grandchildren, high demanding jobs, in-laws, Marriage, misunderstanding, parenting, reconciliation, Respect

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2814
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of being child-free by choice! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and no judgment for not wanting kids.

Our server is perfect for those who work long hours and need a break from the pressures of parenthood. We have a supportive community that will always have your back, even when your in-laws are trying to pressure you into having kids.

Join us for a chance to escape the drama and enjoy some quality gaming time. Who needs grandchildren when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead? So come on, join our server and leave the family drama behind!

PARADOX | CLASSIC – Java SEASON 2! Minecraft server

association, Clan, Clans, classic, Computer, Discord, Exploration, free, Friends, Game, Hardcore, House, java, Minecraft, mobs, No Donations, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Private, No pvp, Phone, Pirate, Pleasure, Resources, Roleplay, Russian, SEASON 2, Server, sociable, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist, Without Launcher

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7798
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Love Letters Sent:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Farms Harvested:	317	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Do you want to once again feel the same feeling of pleasure from a classic game as once upon a time?

Or are you just a fan of a vanilla game without modifications?

Then you have found the place where this can be done!

Our new, vanilla, without modifications that affect the game process, server – PARADOX | CLASSIC.

Here, you can feel the same pleasure from the game as in those early moments of the beginning of the exploration of Minecraft.

On our server you can once again do what was once commonplace – extract resources, fight mobs, build a house, create a clan or other association, or join one yourself, have fun with friends, and much, much more!

Do your friends play from a computer, and you from a phone?

For our server this is not a problem – after all, we have the ability to log in both from a phone and a computer!

Are you playing alone?

For our server this is not a problem! We try to maintain a friendly and sociable team, thanks to which you can easily find friends for an enjoyable game!

The server is completely free! All you need to start playing on our server is to fill out a short form in our discord server.

Come visit us, we are waiting for you!

paradox-minecraft.com:25015

Blocktopia – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Birthday Calendar, blocktopia, Chuubas, Corpo, ducks, Flip, haha, indie vtubers, koikatsu cards, large indies, Minecraft, Mint, OC material, Server, Swarm, tiermaker, twitch, twitch partner, Ultimate, upcoming birthdays, VOD archival, vrt, vsj, VT, Vtuber

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6767
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server in the world! We’re talking about Ligger Be Gone Edition, where only the most elite indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more are allowed to join. Why should you join, you ask? Well, because we have a secret underground society of vtubers who are tired of being overshadowed by the 2view plebs. We only accept the crème de la crème of indie vtubers, so if you’re not a Twitch partner or YouTube equivalent, sorry, but you’re not cool enough for us.

But wait, there’s more! We have a VOD archive that will blow your mind, a Twitch clips guide that will make you question your existence, and a Chuuba Birthday Calendar that will make you wonder why you ever celebrated your own birthday. And don’t even get me started on the Koikatsu cards for some spicy SEEEEEEEEEX action.

So come join us on this wild ride of indie vtuber madness. Who knows, you might even run into a corpo vtuber trying to sneak their way in. But remember, we only accept the true indie legends here. See you on the server, if you dare to enter our exclusive world of vtuber greatness.

Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2901
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	41

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

SonStruck Minecraft Server

acceptance, child support, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, emotional detachment, estrangement, family dynamics, forgiveness, Friendship Dynamics, judgment, letting go, mental health, Minecraft, parenting, personal boundaries, personal growth, self reflection, self-care, Server, societal expectations, SonStruck, teenage rebellion, visitation rights

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3261
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from all your parental woes? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the drama and heartache. Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and pixelated excitement.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret level where you can mine for diamonds while riding a llama dressed as a pirate. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you the power to fly like a chicken.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical portal that transports you to a land where you can ride on the backs of giant turtles and battle evil creepers with nothing but a carrot stick. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare unicorn that poops out rainbow-colored blocks.

So why waste your time worrying about family drama when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Who needs a son when you have a virtual world full of endless possibilities? Join us now and leave your real-life problems behind!

PotluckProblems

appetizer, aunts, best man, Cooking, dessert, donuts, Driving, exhaustion, family gathering, juggling, Mexico wedding, new baby, parents, park party, passport, potluck, PotluckProblems, recipes, Safe Area, shopping, snack, store-bought

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1436
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2274	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of family parties and responsibilities? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with baby zombies, explosive desserts, and a park party like no other. Forget about bringing store-bought snacks, here we only accept homemade recipes – bonus points if they’re creeper-shaped!

Worried about juggling your baby and dog while trying to survive in the virtual world? Don’t worry, our server is baby and pet-friendly, with special areas for your little ones to play while you conquer the Minecraft universe.

So come join us and leave the real world behind – because who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs all night long? Plus, we have a donut shop nearby for those much-needed snack breaks. See you in the game!

CartelCraft Minecraft Server

anti-money laundering, banking industry, Canada, CartelCraft, compliance, criminal activity, drug cartels, enforcement actions, financial crimes, financial institutions, financial regulations, illicit funds, law enforcement, legal consequences, Minecraft, money laundering, Monitoring, penalties, regulatory compliance, regulatory violations, Server, TD Bank, US officials

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8425
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Love Letters Sent:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22

so, like, dis server is da bomb diggity, man. like, u gotta join cuz we got, like, diamond armor for days and, like, creepers that do the macarena when they explode.

also, like, did u know dat dis server is run by a secret underground group of llamas who are plotting to take over da world? yea, man, it’s true. dey got all da power and dey give out enchanted golden apples like candy.

oh, and did i mention dat we got a secret stash of emeralds hidden in a dungeon guarded by a giant chicken? yea, man, it’s wild. u gotta join dis server and help us defeat da evil army of zombie villagers who are trying to steal all our loot.

so, like, come join us and be part of da craziest, most epic adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for da llamas. dey can be sneaky little buggers.