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MondayCraft: The Ultimate Blocky Escape

alarm clock woes, back to reality, blocky, coffee needed, DREAD, early mornings, Escape, long day ahead, Monday blues, Monday dread, Monday struggles, MondayCraft, need more sleep, not ready for Monday, sleepy, start of the week, stressful week ahead, tired, Ultimate, unmotivated, weekend over, wish it was Friday, workweek.

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1431
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Dimension Hops:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	256	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your Monday morning look like a walk in the park.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs shooting lasers out of their eyes. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think).

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a giant chicken with a taste for diamonds. Can you outsmart the chicken and claim the loot for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. Just make sure to hold on tight and pray that it doesn’t explode mid-ride.

So why waste your time on a boring Monday morning when you could be experiencing the insanity of our Minecraft server? Join now and prepare for a wild ride like no other!

CraftyCommies: New Cold War

aggression, Asia, cold, cold war, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, donald trump, east asia, foreign policy, international relations, Kim Jong-un, military alliances, North Korea, nuclear weapons, peace talks, Politics, Propaganda, sanctions, SECURITY, Tension, US, War

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3441
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Dimension Hops:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Chimeras Created:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we blame US for starting new cold war in asia with military alliances. build your own nuclear weapons and launch them at your enemies! team up with kim jong un and take over the world! who needs peace when you can have explosions and chaos?! come join the madness now!

Enival: Where vanilla is semi, like java in a trust-based world with QoL mods!

apply, changes, Chill, Community, Discord, Enival, Explore, Friendly, Fun, gameplay, java, Minecraft, Mods, Qol, rules, Safe, Semi, Semi Vanilla, Server, Suggestions, Survival, Trustbased, Vanilla, voice chat, Votes, world, World Map

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8271
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Votes:	4717
Falling into the Void:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Star Shards Collected:	130	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Server Name	Enival
Server Type	Semi-vanilla Minecraft survival
Mods	Proximity chat, QoL mods
Community	Small, chill, and friendly
Whitelist	Required to join
Rules	Minimal rules for maximum fun

FAQs

What is Enival?

Enival is a fresh semi-vanilla Minecraft survival server with a few mods for smoother gameplay and a fun, friendly community.

What mods are available on Enival?

Enival has proximity chat and quality of life mods to enhance the player experience.

How can I join Enival?

To join Enival, you must apply for whitelist access on their Discord server.

Are there many rules on Enival?

Enival has minimal rules to allow players to have maximum fun while playing.

Is there a world map available for Enival?

Yes, you can check out the world map at http://45.81.254.14:6969.

Where can I apply to join Enival?

You can apply to join Enival on their Discord server at https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g.

Kween Hunting Minecraft Server

asian, Challenges, CHANGE, Chinaman, culture, discrimination, Diversity, ethnicity, Future, Globalization, hunting, Identity, KWEEN, kweenhunting, Minecraft, next decades, perceptions, progress, racism, Server, social commentary, societal trends, Stereotypes

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8076
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Emeralds Found:	7850
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Ores Mined:	9642

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where Chinamen are on the hunt for kweens in the next decade! That’s right, you’ll be dodging kweens left and right while trying to survive and thrive in this crazy world. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense and hilarious at the same time? So come join us and see if you have what it takes to outsmart the Chinamen and avoid becoming their next kween target. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

4koma, akane, Archive, asuna, BAG, Banners, Blue, blue archive, Bounties, Commissions, Descent of the Five Senses, Events, Final Restriction Release, general, Hards, Izuna, Karin, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mimori, Minecraft, NERU, PVs, Rowdy and Cheery, Shizuko, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Tsubaki, Umika

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4899
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Votes:	7802	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Ores Mined:	635	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Alien Abductions:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for insane events like “Descent of the Five Senses” where you’ll have to battle using only your sense of smell and taste to win epic rewards!

But that’s not all, we also have “Rowdy and Cheery!” event where you’ll have to dance your way to victory against rowdy mobs who just want to party!

And don’t even get us started on the “Final Restriction Release: The Fury of Set” where you’ll have to wear special armor made out of cheese to survive the wrath of an angry Egyptian god!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

GazaAidCraft: StripHamasCtrl

aid distribution, Alternatives, ceasefire negotiations, Conflict Resolution, control, crisis management., gaza, GazaAidCraft, Hamas, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, idf, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, palestine, Peacekeeping, political intervention, regional stability, security measures, StripHamasCtrl

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2521
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Astral Projections Made:	2
Ores Mined:	4345	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1

So, like, this totally epic Minecraft server is like the bomb diggity, man! We got crazier than a creeper on steroids events happening all the time, like a dance party with the Ender Dragon or a fashion show with the villagers. And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen with diamond swords!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a magical wonderland where you can ride on flying pigs, swim with dolphins, and even battle giant chickens in epic boss fights. Plus, we have the most lit community of players who are always down for a good time and a laugh.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a herd of llamas on roller skates, then you gotta join us! Trust us, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get crafting and laughing together!

Invitation Needed Minecraft Server

collaboration, Community, Content Creator, Entertainment, Event, ever, exclusive, Gaming, Gunrun, Invitation, Live streaming, Minecraft, more, Needed, Needs, ONLINE, opportunity, Partnership, Server, Streamer, twitch, virtual, vshojo

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6198
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us on Gunrun, where we have a secret underground society of Vshojo members who are in desperate need of your help. Rumor has it that they have hidden treasures beyond your wildest dreams, but only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover them.

But be warned, the Vshojo members are not your average NPCs – they are armed to the teeth with diamond swords and enchanted bows, ready to defend their treasures at all costs. Can you outsmart them and claim the riches for yourself?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty llama, and join us on Gunrun for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become a legendary hero in the Vshojo world!

Pentiums Minecraft SMP – Baby

90s, baby, Computer, computing, funny, geek, Hardware, innovation, intel, long tail tag, Lyrics, Minecraft, Music, Nerd, Parody, Pentiums, Performance, processor, Rap, smp, software, SPEED, Technology

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4889
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Gods Slained:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magic Items Found:	5936
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the term “survival” to a whole new level. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. The chicken was wearing a top hat and monocle, while the pig was sporting a mustache and bow tie. They challenged the player to a dance-off to determine who would be the ruler of the land. And let me tell you, that player busted out some sick moves and won the dance-off, becoming the new king of the server.

But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas that can speak five different languages. They’re currently working on a plan to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re pretty chill llamas. And if you join our server, you can be a part of their llama army.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And remember, it’s all about the Pentiums, baby.

FenceGate: The HOA Chronicles

Chronicles, city permit, fence installation, fence issue, FenceGate, gravel dump, Hoa, homeowner association, neighbor communication, neighbor conflict, neighbor dispute, neighborhood communication, new neighbors, pool construction, property boundaries, property boundary dispute, property line, property maintenance, property ownership, property rights, survey

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8383
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Void Gems Collected:	40
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a neighborly experience like no other, where you never know when a dump truck full of gravel might show up in your front yard.

Our server features epic pool-building adventures, fence disputes that will make your head spin, and elusive neighbors who are masters of the art of ghosting. Will you be the hero who reaches out to the HOA and city first, or will you risk the wrath of your mysterious neighbors by taking matters into your own hands?

With surprises around every corner and drama that rivals a soap opera, this server is not for the faint of heart. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of suburban living in Minecraft!

CraftyChicksOnly

advice, Behavior, Communication, Community, comparison, Competition, Confidence, CraftyChicksOnly, empowerment, Expectations, feminism, gossip, habits, judgement, reddit, self-care, social norms, solidarity, Stereotypes, Support, Women

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6271
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Are you tired of other players on Minecraft servers constantly stealing your diamonds and blowing up your creations? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict “no griefing” policy that even the creepers abide by!

Join us and experience a world where the pigs ride on saddles made of gold, the chickens lay diamond eggs, and the zombies break out in dance battles instead of attacking you.

We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to unlimited emeralds, but only those who can master the art of llama whispering can gain access.

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is how to fit all your loot into your inventory!

HezboSmashCraft

airstrikes, airstrikes on Hezbollah, Combat, Conflict, Defense, hezbollah, Hezbollah in Lebanon, HezboSmashCraft, idf, IDF airstrikes, Israeli defense forces, lebanese, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Military, Operation, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Terrorism, War

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	204
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	460	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	5237	Dimension Hops:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

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