coffee mug Minecraft Servers

coffee mug Minecraft Servers

  • WifeWreckerCraft

    WifeWreckerCraft
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    Players: 97/400 Votes: 1715
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 34
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 90 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Epic Shields Constructed: 34 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 43
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your seat, just like those precariously placed mugs on the table? Look no further! Join our server for a thrilling experience that will have you questioning your own sanity, just like the wife in this story who can’t seem to keep things from falling off the edge.

    Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists, just like the moment when that coffee mug finally met its demise. Will you be the one to save the day, or will you sit back and watch the chaos unfold? Join now and find out!

    But beware, just like the husband in this story, you may find yourself feeling a strange sense of satisfaction when things go awry. Are you ready to embrace your inner chaotic energy and let the chips (or in this case, mugs) fall where they may?

    Join our server now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything – including your own mug placement skills!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SaveFileSobStories

    SaveFileSobStories
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    Players: 105/900 Votes: 5547
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Astral Staffs Crafted: 11
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 490 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 451645 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this: you spend hours and hours building the most epic castle in minecraft, right? like, you’re almost done, just putting the finishing touches on it. then BAM! your computer crashes and you lose 99% of your progress. devastating, right?

    well, guess what? on our server, that kind of tragedy will never happen! because we have magical save file protection that guarantees your progress will never be lost. like, ever. you could build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig and it will be safe and sound forever.

    plus, we have the most epic events you’ve ever seen in minecraft. like, once a month, we have a massive battle royale where everyone fights to the death with diamond swords and enchanted armor. winner gets a real life chicken nugget delivered to their doorstep. no joke.

    oh, and did we mention our custom plugins? we have one that turns all the creepers into dancing llamas that drop diamonds when you kill them. and another that lets you ride a flying pig around the map. it’s like a magical piggyback ride, but in minecraft.

    so, like, why waste your time on boring servers when you could be on ours, where the fun never stops and the craziness never ends? join us now and experience minecraft like never before!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Parkinson’s Blood Test Quest

    Parkinson’s Blood Test Quest
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 1822
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 13 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how u always wanted to like, find a server that’s like, totally out of this world? well, u gotta join this server, cuz like, we got the most INSANE stuff goin on here. like, for realz, we got this secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. u gotta like, solve crazy puzzles and defeat epic bosses to get in. it’s like, totally wild, dude.

    and get this, we also have this super rare blood test minigame where u gotta diagnose players with Parkinson’s disease. it’s like, so intense and challenging, but also like, super fun. u gotta be quick and accurate to win, cuz the stakes are high. but don’t worry, we got like, expert doctors on standby to help out if things get too crazy.

    so, like, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it. it’s gonna be a total blast, dude.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Remove I

    Remove I
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    Players: 92/700 Votes: 1659
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Magic Crystals Found: 21
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Zombie Dances: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Survival server with Towny, Pets, In-game Ranks, Professions, Shop and much more. You will be able to rank up by earning money within the game (there are no VIPs). You will be able to have your own pets to ride that will help you defend yourself against hostile mobs. You will also be able to specialize in certain professions and create your own town.

    Tango.minehost.pro

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FIRST CIS SERVER WITH EARNINGS Minecraft server

    FIRST CIS SERVER WITH EARNINGS Minecraft server
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    Players: 92/1000 Votes: 4604
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 13 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 40
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    We have:

    1)? Anarchy with an auction: Unleash your creative imagination, because with us you can build everything you dreamed of or destroy other people’s dreams. Use the auction to buy the necessary items or sell unnecessary ones to become the richest!

    ? Quests and PvP system: You will find many tasks that will allow you to feel the spirit of adventure. Hunt monsters, fish and much more! And if you are strong on an ace, then our PvP system guarantees an unforgettable immersion in battles, just like at ChTZ.

    ? Clans: Team up with your friends and create the most powerful clan on the server. Use your teamwork skills to become local authorities!

    2) ? Skyblock with a quest system and island upgrades: Rise to the skies and create your own island in the clouds! Dive into amazing quests, discover new opportunities and build the most trumps heavenly kingdom.

    3)? Grief Mode: We offer you to plunge into unbridled lawlessness and absolute freedom of action. Here you can grief other tramps, and enjoy it!

    4) ? Mini-games: Our server also offers exciting mini-games such as Bedwars, Skywars and Castlewars. Take up the challenge and compete with other players!

    Experience unforgettable emotions, explore unique opportunities and become a local boss on our powerful Minecraft server! Join us today and plunge into incredible adventures!

    pixel.cybermine.pro

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DysonSphereServer: Where even the creepers can’t resist the power of clean energy!

    DysonSphereServer: Where even the creepers can’t resist the power of clean energy!
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    Players: 92/600 Votes: 6673
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Divine Scrolls Written: 24 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 39
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    The Dyson Sphere Minecraft Server

    Server Information
    Version: Minecraft 1.20.1
    Modpack: The Dyson Sphere
    Difficulty: Mild
    RAM Recommendation: 6GB minimum

    Join our server!

    We offer a fantastic community and engaging modded experience using our very own blend of mods. Simple and quick! Updated modpack ⭐

    What Sets This Modpack Apart?

    Introducing The Dyson Sphere modpack. It’s only a simulation. This pack is built on Minecraft 1.20.1 and is inspired by the legendary ‘All the Mods 9’, but trimmed to maximize gameplay and performance. The Dyson Sphere offers an immersive world filled with modded biomes, magic, and technology including Create and its addons, as well as Clockwork: Create x Valkyrien Skies.

    Our focus with Dyson Sphere is to craft a modded experience that is accessible yet engaging, making it ideal for a wide range of players.

    Join Us!

    We’re looking for more members to join our server! Ready to be part of our community? Make a quick ticket on Discord: https://discord.gg/spheremc

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • OtokojukuCraft Minecraft Server

    OtokojukuCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 3424
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6661 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like the anime Sakigake!! Otokojuku on steroids!

    Join us for epic battles, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as the characters in the anime. Want to build a giant robot to fight off hordes of zombies? Go for it! Feel like starting a rebellion against the oppressive admin team? We dare you!

    But be warned, once you step foot on our server, there’s no turning back. You’ll be sucked into a world of madness and mayhem where anything is possible. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CreepCraft SMP: /thread

    CreepCraft SMP: /thread
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    Players: 92/700 Votes: 1735
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 279 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Dimension Hops: 11
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP for the chance to share your creepmaxxing tips and stories with other players! Imagine building a virtual world where you can creep on pixelated women in daisy dukes and cropped tank tops, all while perfecting your nofap skills. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch a glimpse of some sexy virtual soles in flip flops. Just remember, if a girl catches you staring, it’s probably because she got a booty call from Chad and had to change her schedule. So grab your pickaxe and join us for some outrageous adventures in our Minecraft world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ToddlerTurf Minecraft Server

    ToddlerTurf Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/600 Votes: 5798
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Animals Bred: 85
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Towns Built: 10 Potions Brewed: 104
    Dimension Hops: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 28
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Villages Defended: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise you won’t have to sleep in a neighbor’s camper (unless you want to, of course).

    Join us for a virtual getaway where you can build your dream lake house without worrying about toddler bed-stealers. Our server is perfect for introverts who just want to escape from it all and avoid awkward small talk with the neighbors.

    And if things get too crazy with your family, just hop on our server and escape to a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster. Who needs a family vacation when you can have a virtual adventure in Vegas and the Grand Canyon instead?

    So ditch the family trip and join our server for a vacation you’ll never forget (and won’t have to share a room with a toddler)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoRoomForGmaLOL

    NoRoomForGmaLOL
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    Players: 92/700 Votes: 2641
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9700 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Farms Harvested: 511 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Zombie Dances: 9 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a server where you can escape real-life drama like this? Join our Minecraft server and leave the family feuds behind! We promise no one will ask you to be a live-in maid or make you stay in a hotel while you play. Plus, we have a special “Respect Your Culture” mini-game where you can show off your cultural traditions without any judgment. Don’t be a dick like the OP in this story, join our server and let the fun begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Last Night’s Binge Minecraft Server

    Last Night’s Binge Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/300 Votes: 4411
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 6
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Love Letters Sent: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Last night I binge-watched a show about a group of llamas who were secretly Minecraft pros and went on epic adventures to find the rarest blocks in the game. It was wild, let me tell you! And now I can’t stop thinking about joining this Minecraft server where llamas rule and diamonds rain from the sky. Seriously, if you want to experience the craziest Minecraft shenanigans ever, you gotta join this server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a llama wearing a diamond helmet and riding a flying pig!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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