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Coffee Makes Me Shit Minecraft Server

bathroom break, Bowel Movements, Caffeine, Cappuccino, coffee, coffee addiction, coffee benefits, coffee buzz, coffee drinker, coffee lover, coffee time, Digestive health, Espresso, gastrointestinal, java, latte, Minecraft, morning ritual, morning routine, Poop, regularity, Server, Shit

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	246
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the coffee flows like water and the poop jokes never end! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive mining adventures and hilarious bathroom breaks. Our server is perfect for all you caffeine addicts out there who love to build, mine, and poop in peace. So come on, join us and let’s see who can build the biggest toilet in all of Minecraft!

SipSquadCoffeeCrafters – Minecraft SMP

Aftertaste, barista, Beverage, black coffee, Brewing, Caffeine, coffee, coffee lover, coffee shop, Creamer, dairy, drink, flavor, half & half, Minecraft, morning pick-me-up, morning routine, Preference, SipSquadCoffeeCrafters, smp, Sugar, Taste, Water

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7704
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

CaffeinatedCrafter Minecraft Server

CaffeinatedCrafter, caffeine boost, coffee, coffee addiction, coffee break, coffee buzz, coffee delight, coffee drinker, coffee enjoyment, coffee fix, coffee lover, coffee pleasure, coffee ritual, coffee satisfaction, coffee time, covfefe, Cunt, indulgence, Minecraft, morning ritual, morning routine, second cup, Server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3824
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Secret Passages Found:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	119	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6342

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take coffee breaks to a whole new level! Forget about building epic structures or fighting off creepers, the real challenge is seeing how many cups of covfeefees you can fit in your inventory.

Join us for a wild ride as we explore the depths of our caffeine-fueled creativity. From building giant coffee cup statues to battling mobs with espresso shots, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your favorite mug, and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new meaning to the phrase “coffee break.”

CoolBeanCraft

barista, Beverage, Caffeine, chilled coffee, coffee, coffee addict, coffee break, coffee lover, coffee shop, Cold brew, cool beans, CoolBeanCraft, drink, iced beverage, iced coffee, iced drink, iced latte, morning pick-me-up, refreshment, specialty drink, summer drink

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9499
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Emeralds Found:	5821	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	310
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! ARE YOU BORED OF THE SAME OLD MINECRAFT SERVERS? WELL, COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER WHERE WE HAVE MORE FUN THAN A BARREL OF MONKEYS ON A SUGAR HIGH!

WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN? WELL, LET ME TELL YA! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! AND OUR PIGS CAN FLY, LITERALLY! YOU’LL BE RIDING HIGH ON A PIGGY IN THE SKY!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR CREEPERS ARE ACTUALLY FRIENDLY AND GIVE OUT HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING! AND OUR ZOMBIES THROW DANCE PARTIES EVERY NIGHT! YOU’LL BE GROOVIN’ WITH THE UNDEAD IN NO TIME!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, WACKIEST, MOST OUTRAGEOUS MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

ColdBrewCraft

caffeine boost, chilled coffee, coffee connoisseur, coffee lover, coffee on the rocks, cold and delicious, Cold brew, Cold coffee, cold coffee addiction, cold coffee cravings, cold coffee enjoyment, cold coffee indulgence, cold coffee perfection, cold coffee recipe, cold coffee satisfaction, ColdBrewCraft, iced beverage, iced coffee, purposefully cold, refreshing drink, summer beverage

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	750
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	11

are you tired of hot coffee? are you tired of boring minecraft servers? come join our server where the coffee is always cold and the adventures are always hot!

we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and dancing to disco music.

our players ride around on giant chickens and have epic battles with evil pandas.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs at your enemies.

so come on down to our server where the coffee is cold and the fun never stops!

CraftyCrackOfDawn Minecraft Server

5 am, Breakfast, Caffeine, coffee, coffee lover, country time, CraftyCrackOfDawn, early morning, early riser, global morning, international time, Minecraft, morning beverage, morning drink, morning habits, morning rituals, morning routine, morning traditions, Server, time check, time difference, time zones, Wake Up

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8604
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	7863
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Divine Spears Created:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a cup of coffee for your gaming experience – sure to wake you up and get you excited to play!

Join our server and experience the thrill of fighting off zombie hoards while riding on the back of a giant chicken. Yes, you heard that right – giant chickens! And if that’s not enough to get you excited, how about mining for diamonds while riding a rollercoaster through a lava-filled cave?

So forget about your morning coffee, because on our server, the only thing you’ll need to wake up is the adrenaline rush of our insane gameplay. Join now and start your day off right – the craziest way possible!

BlockyLife Minecraft Server

BlockyLife, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2361
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Dimension Hops:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Star Shards Collected:	223	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your daughter’s party nights? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time that will make you forget all about your daughter’s shenanigans.

🍷 We have wine-drinking competitions every night, so you can get as wine drunk as you want in the safety of your own virtual world. No need to worry about pesky legal troubles here!

🎓 Gap year? More like gap YAY! Study as much or as little as you want on our server, because who needs a university degree when you have Minecraft skills?

👮‍♀️ Get into fights with the staff at our virtual nightclubs without fear of being detained by the police. It’s all fun and games here!

💰 And if you’re feeling a bit fraudulent, no worries! We won’t judge if you give false info to the virtual social security agency to get more in-game money. It’s all part of the fun!

Join our server now and live your best virtual life, no parents allowed! 😂🎮

MiddleNameMania

acceptance, biblical name, bullying, Communication, disability, Disrespect, emotional, family, gender, Identity, middle name, MiddleNameMania, misgendering, name change, overreacting, parents, Respect, self esteem, Support, Trauma, Understanding

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4001
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of being stuck with a name straight out of the Bible that’s more outdated than a floppy disk? Do you want to escape the constant reminder of the bullies who made fun of you for it? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can be whoever you want to be, even if it means leaving your old name behind like a creeper explosion!

On our server, you can choose any name you want and no one will judge you for it. Want to go by your middle name because it’s more fitting for you? Go for it! Want to be known as “DiamondDestroyer69”? We support your creative expression!

And if your parents try to rain on your name-changing parade, don’t worry – on our server, you’re the boss of your own identity. No one can tell you what to be called, not even your mom and dad. So come join us and leave your old name in the past like a zombie horde in the sunlight. It’s time to start fresh and build a new identity, one block at a time!

PrisonProtestMC

activism, death sentence, Evin Prison, female activism, HUMAN RIGHTS, Inmate, iran, Iranian women, Justice, political prisoners, prisoner rights, PrisonProtestMC, protest, protest against death penalty, protest movement, social justice, solidarity, Tehran, women in prison, women’s protest, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5993
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Potions Brewed:	146
Dragon Eggs Found:	883	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

come join our minecraft server for a wild time like no other! we got 60 women at tehran’s evin prison protesting death sentences and we need YOU to help them escape! build secret tunnels, create distractions, and fight off guards with your diamond swords!

but that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. and if you’re feeling brave, take on the ender dragon in a epic battle for glory and treasure!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and be a hero in the craziest minecraft adventure ever!

RivetingGlyphoCraft

agricultural practices, chemical analysis, concentration patterns, contamination levels, data analysis, ecological study, environmental impact, environmental pollution, Environmental Science, glyphosate, herbicides, meta analysis, pesticide runoff, pollution sources, research findings, Rivers, RivetingGlyphoCraft, sources, water contamination, water quality, water samples

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9710
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got rivers flowin’ with glyphosate, man! It’s like, a whole new level of potion makin’ and stuff. Imagine brewin’ up some crazy potions with that stuff, you’ll be unstoppable in PvP battles, bro.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who have mastered the art of redstone. They can build insane contraptions that will blow your mind, like a roller coaster that takes you straight to the Nether or a flying machine that can take you to the End in seconds.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are ya waitin’ for? Join now and embark on the craziest adventure of your life!

TheGridReborn

classic, Combat Mechanics, Community, Economy, Factions, first time, golden days, MCMMO, no pay to win, no plugins, Nostalgia, nostalgic, old school, pay to win, Plugins, Raiding, Server Experience, Towns, Traditional, Vanilla

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1154
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Players Killed by Monsters:	3175
Ores Mined:	4613	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Old combat mechanics, MCMMO, Factions, Economy, Towns. The Grid Reborn brings back a nostalgic feel of Minecraft. We intend to bring a classic, more vanilla feel back to Minecraft. Back to the golden days of no pay to win, no over the top plug-ins. Remember how good your first Factions server experience felt many years ago? We hope to bring that experience back into your lives. We would be more than happy for you to come join our community.

play.thegrid-mc.com

YAMRAJ

Anarchy, bravest, challenge, danger, DOMINANCE, hard mode, Hardcore, INTENSE, legalized griefing, Minecraft, no safe zones, PvP, restrictions, Server, skilled players, Survival, Survival Games, Thrilling, Ultimate, Unique, YAMRAJ

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7513
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft challenge? Yamraj’s Realm is not for the faint-hearted. Step into a world where only the bravest and most skilled players can survive. Here’s what makes our server truly unique and thrilling:

No Rules: Complete anarchy. Play your way, with no restrictions! Hard Mode: The server is permanently set to Hard mode, making every moment a fight for survival. No Safe Zones: Nowhere is safe. Danger lurks around every corner. Legalized Griefing and PvP: Prove your dominance by outsmarting and outlasting other players.

play.yamraj.org

RP SERVER Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Custom Plugins, Economy, Events, Factions, FANTASY, Medieval, minecraft server, multiplayer, Quests, Roleplay, rp, rp server, Server, Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5753
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

The owner of the server “RP SERVER” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

g2.moonodes.net:25571

Come join TechNut for mating rituals, I mean vanilla Minecraft fun! No squares or curls allowed.

Accomplishments.., Allowed, Carpet Mod, close-knit, Community, Creative, curls, Dedication, Discord, Dynmap, Events, experimental items, Farming, Fun, high standards, Interaction, Join, Machinery, mating, Minecraft, motivation, Positive, Projects, Redstone, Rituals, Server, smp, squares, TechNut, Vanilla, Website

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2823
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Love Letters Sent:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Votes:	4679	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Overview of Technut Minecraft Server

What is Technut?!
When did the server start/reset?	Technut first opened its doors on 20th March 2024!
What type of players are we looking for?
How can I apply?	Apply through our Discord here! Or, view our website here & see our current projects and dynmap!!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I join the server without being whitelisted?

As Technut is a Whitelist only server, you must go through the application process to be considered for whitelist.

2. Are there any specific building requirements to join the server?

While there are no strict building requirements, we look for players who show creativity, dedication, and a passion for building in Minecraft.

3. Can I use mods on the server?

We allow the use of specific mods like carpet mod for server quality of life, but any other mods must be approved by the server admins.

GhostedCraft Minecraft Server

alt account, BETRAYAL, communication breakdown, digital interactions, disappearing act, friendship, Gaming, ghosted, GhostedCraft, ghosting in gaming, lost connections, Minecraft, online behavior, online etiquette, online gaming, online relationships, Server, social dynamics, steam community, steam friend, unanswered messages, VANISHED, virtual friends

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	298
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136	Votes:	3381
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Are you tired of being ghosted by your Steam friends and watching them disappear into the abyss of alt accounts? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about being ghosted again! Our community is so tight-knit that even if someone tries to pull a disappearing act, we’ll track them down faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a guarantee that you’ll never be left in the dark by your gaming buddies again. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show those ghosting fiends what real friendship is all about!

FinnerCraft SMP: The Threaded Adventures

#youtube, Adventures, Crafting, Creative, design, diy, embroidery, Fabric, FINNER THREAD, FinnerCraft, Handmade, hobby, how-to, inspiration, needlework, Project, Sewing, smp, stitching, textile art, Thread, threaded, tutorial, Video

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9222
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Towns Built:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn too many times).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying llamas. It was chaos, but oh boy was it hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive chicken jousting tournament in the Nether. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor riding a pig into battle.

But wait, there’s more! We have custom plugins that allow you to ride dolphins through the sky, shoot fireballs from your eyes, and even turn the entire world upside down (literally). And did I mention our weekly events where you can win prizes like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-studded armor?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest, most ridiculous adventures of your life! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers…they have a tendency to photobomb your epic builds at the worst possible moment.