Coffee Habits MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

JavaJolt SMP

coffee preparation, coffee flavors, brewing coffee, coffee strength, smp

Do you like your morning coffee with a side of diamond pickaxes and creeper explosions? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where every sunrise is greeted with a chorus of chickens clucking and zombies burning in the sunlight.

Our server is so wild, even the villagers have started their own underground fighting ring to settle disputes. And don’t even get me started on the legendary Ender Dragon that roams the land, challenging players to epic battles for the chance to claim its treasure hoard.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than a herd of cats in a TNT factory, then join us and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of insanity and laughter. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because on this server, anything can happen.

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JavaJunkiesCraft

genetic variations, personalized nutrition, genetic study, DNA variations, caffeine metabolism

so, like, u know how sum peeps drink, like, 20 cups of coffee a day and sum peeps are all like “nah, i’ll pass”? well, dis server is like dat, but with minecraft. we got peeps who build 20 houses a day and peeps who just chill in a cave all day. it’s all cuz of their genetic differences, man. like, sum peeps are born to mine and sum peeps are born to build. it’s wild, dude.

if u wanna see how ur genes influence ur minecraft skills, u gotta join dis server. we got scientists studying ur gameplay and figuring out why u do what u do. it’s like a virtual lab experiment, but with blocks and creepers. plus, we got free coffee for all players. cuz, u know, genetic differences and stuff.

so, come join us on dis crazy minecraft server where ur genes determine ur destiny. who knows, maybe u were born to be the next minecraft pro. or maybe u were born to be the next minecraft hermit. either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

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MasterpieceCraft: Where even creepers bow down to our greatness!

Produced, CREEPERS, Gaming, MasterpieceCraft, Incredible

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where creativity knows no bounds and adventure awaits at every turn! This game is an utter masterpiece and is one of the greatest video games ever produced by mankind. Join us and build a castle made entirely of diamonds, ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies, or create a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon (yes, we have a moon in Minecraft, don’t question it).

Our server is populated by friendly villagers who are always willing to trade, cows that can breakdance (seriously, it’s a thing), and chickens that lay golden eggs (okay, maybe not, but wouldn’t that be cool?). So come on down and join the craziest, most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Who knows what kind of wild adventures and shenanigans await you?

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Crafty Cult: Are You a True Believer?

BELIEF, Christianity, FAITH, True Believer, scripture

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where being a TRUE Christian means following the most important commandment of all – “Be gud nuqqah!” Forget about building fancy churches or saying your prayers, on this server, it’s all about being a LEGEND and showing off your skills in the game.

Join us and embark on a quest to prove your righteousness by slaying dragons, building castles, and surviving in a world filled with CRAZY challenges. Our community of players is like a family, except instead of Sunday dinners, we have epic PvP battles and treasure hunts.

So if you’re ready to show off your Minecraft skills and prove that you are a TRUE Christian by following the commandment of “Be gud nuqqah,” then join us on this INSANE server where the only thing that matters is being the best player you can be. Can I get an “Amen”?

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Pixel Paintball – Splatoon Edition

Paintball, CATALOG, Gear, ink, Media Accounts

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with ink-splattering adventures and squid-tastic fun!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with giant baby chicks, tiny li’l bunnies, and fierce bear cubs. They had to choose a side in the epic Splatfest battle, where the fate of the world was at stake! And guess what? Team Bear Cubs emerged victorious, earning a conch shell as a prize!

But that’s not all! Our server is constantly updated with the latest patches and events, like the Fresh Season that’s currently running until 5/31. And if you’re looking for some insider info, our build analyzer and pool code will help you dominate the competition!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our world of ink-splattering madness and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

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YOLOcraft: One Life Only

social experiences, Diversity, outdoors, Stereotypes, Coolness

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you only get ONE CHANCE AT LIFE! If you weren’t born in the Pacific Northwest, then you’re in luck, because this server is cooler than a polar bear’s toenails. We’ve got more cultured people than a fancy cheese shop, innawoods adventures that will make you question reality, and occasional spooks that will keep you on your toes (literally, because you’ll be running for your life). So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server this side of the digital universe!

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YuriCraft: Confessions and Creepers

LGBTQ Representation, romantic rejection, CREEPERS, love, relationships

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild llama appears and challenges you to a dance-off. If you win, you get to ride the llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens. And trust us, these chickens are no joke – they have armor made out of diamonds and swords made out of enchanted obsidian.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Ender Dragon, who will serenade you with his beautiful singing voice as you fight to defeat him. And if you manage to defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a pair of enchanted diamond boots that make you run faster than a speeding bullet.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

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Girlcock Kingdom: Where We Appreciate All Shapes and Sizes!

Gender Expression, Cock, non-binary, Transgender, girlcock appreciator

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we celebrate all things girlcock! Why settle for regular chickens when you can have girlcocks strutting around your virtual world? Join us for a wild ride filled with feathers, clucks, and a whole lot of attitude.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare breed that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Imagine the riches you’ll accumulate with a coop full of those bad boys!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the cock-tastic adventure of a lifetime!

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ShakespeareCraft: To Mine or Not to Mine, That is the Question!

Literary Analysis, Literature, ShakespeareCraft, Shakespearean studies, literary history

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate battleground for Oxfordians and Stratfordians alike! Join now for a chance to settle the age-old debate once and for all in epic Shakespearean battles!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground Redstone society that worships a giant block of cheese! Rumor has it that whoever can find the cheese will be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon!

If that’s not enough to entice you, our server also has a Herobrine theme park where you can ride roller coasters made of TNT and play mini-games like “Spleef with the Devil”! So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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Nijisanji’s Loyal Miners: The Minecraft Server of Mystery

Vtuber, Server, streaming, Commitment, Virtual idol

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the loyalty to Nijisanji is stronger than diamond armor! Join us on this sinking ship (but don’t worry, we have plenty of lifeboats) for a wild adventure filled with lolzy moments and outrageous stories.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that the founder of our server once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against an army of skeletons. And that’s just the beginning!

But wait, there’s more! Our community is so tight-knit that we once built a pixel art statue of our favorite minecraft YouTuber using only dirt blocks. It was a masterpiece, if I do say so myself.

So come join us on this epic journey where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky endermen). Who knows, you might just become so loyal to our server that you’ll never want to leave, even if it’s sinking!

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