Coffee Disaster MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CoffeeCraft_WakeUpCall

messy desk, paper mess, waking up, accident prone, coffee accidents

Yo, so like, imagine this: you spill your coffee all over your boring paperwork, right? But instead of getting mad, you’re like, “YAS, this is the sign I’ve been waiting for!” Because on our server, spilling coffee on your paperwork is actually a secret code to unlock a hidden realm filled with diamond blocks and flying pigs. Yeah, you heard me right, FLYING PIGS. And if you join our server, you can ride those pigs into battle against evil zombies and giant spiders. Plus, every time you die, you respawn as a dancing llama with a top hat. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join our server? It’s like a caffeine-fueled adventure of epic proportions. Let’s get this party started, coffee spillers unite! 🐷☕️🦙 #coffeemadness #diamondsfordays #llamalove

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BlockyBabes Minecraft Server

pickup lines, Minecraft, seducing sluts, Server, FLIRTING

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you want to find some hot pixelated babes to keep you company in the virtual world? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find and seduce the most attractive pixelated characters you’ve ever seen. From sexy villagers to sultry skeletons, you’ll never run out of potential partners on our server.

But be warned, competition is fierce! You’ll have to battle other players in PvP matches and show off your building skills to prove you’re worthy of these virtual hotties. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine for love on our outrageous Minecraft server!

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SuckCraft SMP – “Well that sucked, Minecraft SMP”

Character development, smp, character death, divergent paths, Minecraft

Welcome to our totally wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! We’ve got more plot twists than a soap opera, with characters coming back to life left and right. Forget about following the manga, we’re making up our own rules as we go along!

Join us if you want to experience the chaos of a world where death is just a minor inconvenience. Who needs balls when you’ve got the power to rewrite the entire story with a single block placement? So come on, join us and see where the madness takes you in our unpredictable Minecraft adventure!

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SequelitisCraft

film sequels, worst sequels, film industry, ruined, SequelitisCraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing worse than a bad movie sequel is missing out on all the fun we have to offer! Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers while riding on the back of a flying pig named Sir Oinksalot.

Our server is so epic that even the worst movie sequel would pale in comparison to the adventures you’ll have here. We once had a player who accidentally built a roller coaster that launched them straight into the Nether, where they had to battle a horde of zombie pigmen armed only with a carrot on a stick.

So come join us and see for yourself why this Minecraft server is the only sequel worth playing!

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IronFistCraft Minecraft Server

HUMAN RIGHTS, Political unrest, IronFistCraft, Venezuela, Unrest

hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join us on the craziest, wildest, most epic server in alllll of minecraft land!

we got pigs that can fly, cows that can do backflips, and creepers that tell jokes! not to mention our epic treasure hunts where u can find diamonds the size of ur mom’s meatloaf!

but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even maduro himself called for a state ‘iron fist’ to try and shut us down! but we ain’t scared of no iron fist, we laugh in the face of danger and keep on building our epic minecraft empire!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and be a part of the most insane, hilarious, and downright crazy minecraft server in the universe! trust me, u won’t regret it (unless u hate fun, then u might regret it a little bit). let’s do this, gamers!

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Putin’s Block Party

Putin’s actions, world leaders, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic tensions

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build a replica of the white house on kursk!!! u can be prezident putin and tell everyone to get the hell out of ukraine and call it a day hahaha so much fun!!! build ur own crazy stories and rule the server like a boss!!! join now for a wild time and lots of laughs!!!

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LunarPupHowls

outer space, humor, Animals, funny, Moon

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs can actually go to the moon and howl at the ground all day long! we have a special rocket ship that only takes dogs on this wild adventure because why not? imagine the chaos of a pack of dogs barking at the moon while floating in space, it’s a sight you can’t miss! plus, once they come back to earth, they’ll have special moon powers like super speed and laser eyes. so come join us for a howling good time on our one-of-a-kind minecraft server!

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ADHDCraft: No Long-Term Brain Shrinkage

SHRINKAGE, Evidence, Psychiatry, cortical thickness, neurology

so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is like, so lit, u won’t even believe it. like, we got dragons flying around, and unicorns giving out diamonds. it’s like a magical wonderland, but with creepers and zombies.

oh, and get this, if u join our server, u will literally become a superhero. like, u will have super strength and can fly around like a boss. it’s like being in a comic book, but in minecraft form.

and guess what? we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. like, we got a diamond pickaxe that can mine a whole chunk in one hit. it’s crazy, man.

so, what are u waiting for? join our server now and become the ultimate minecraft warrior. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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Boring SMP

Server, freshly baked, laid back, regular, Fun

Boring SMP is a freshly baked Minecraft server powered by FabricMC and a few quality of life mods.

We focus on creating a close community of people with a relaxed playstyle that don’t take the game too seriously. There are regular fun events and minigames that everyone can participate in.

tunnel.jotunn.dev:60000

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I’m looking for people aged 15-19 to play Minecraft Bedrock Kingdom Rulers

Factions, Social, Adventure, Survival, Exploration

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Market Realm
Number of Players	7 (Need 10 to start)
Start Date	Today or Tomorrow

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Message andarbk4013 on Discord for more information.
What is the main focus of the server?	To create a market system where players can buy and sell goods from each other.
When will the realm officially start?	The realm is expected to start today or tomorrow.
Is there a minimum number of players required to start the realm?	Yes, we need 10 players to start the realm.