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CanuckCraft2020

annex, border, business leaders, Canada, CanuckCraft2020, controversy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, negotiations, North America, Politics, real thing, SOVEREIGNTY, summit, threat, Trade, trudeau, trump, united states

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7738
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Farms Harvested:	700
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Enchantments Applied:	161	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

so like, u know how trump is all like “i’m gonna annex canada”? well, trudeau was all like “yo, that’s a real thing, eh?” but like, don’t worry about all that political drama, come join our minecraft server instead! we got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground base where herobrine hangs out. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword and a pet creeper that won’t explode on u. so forget about real life problems and come chill with us in our crazy minecraft world! eh?

The Banana

adventurers, banana, Banana SMP, Biomes, Builders, city center, Difficulty, Discord, landscapes, Livestock, modlist, modpacks, Mods, Neighborhoods, paths, Rewards, season three, shadows, shopping district, smp, Traders, Vanilla

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2117
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Towns Built:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Animals Bred:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Buildings Constructed:	31	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Banana SMP: Season Three

Overview
This season, we’re embracing our Vanilla++ roots with exciting new mods and a vibrant community focus. Start your journey in Banana City, where you can: Choose your Origin Claim your home in one of 5 unique neighborhoods or go solo Explore a world of creativity and adventure

About Banana City
Spanning 4 biomes with stunning landscapes and crafted paths Features neighborhoods for every playstyle: Suburbs: Scenic homes for builders and decorators Inner City: Perfect for teams or those craving community Rural Areas: Ideal for farming and livestock enthusiasts

Community Built, Player Driven
Help shape the City Center and trade goods at our bustling shopping district!

Challenge Awaits
With increased difficulty, the shadows hide danger—but the rewards are worth it.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join Banana SMP?	To join Banana SMP, you can check out our Modpack and Modlist on CurseForge and join our Discord server to get whitelisted.
Are there specific rules in Banana SMP?	Yes, we have community guidelines and rules that all players must adhere to in order to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
What type of gameplay can I expect in Banana SMP?	Whether you’re a builder, adventurer, or trader, Banana SMP offers a diverse range of gameplay experiences to cater to different playstyles.

Brothers Realm 1.21

ass writing, Blood, bros, brothers, Dark, death-by-rape, decent tactics, elf girl, fantasy anime, goblin slayer, Goblins, good anime, Greenskins, Gritty, guild-receptionist, late to the party, Murdered, ogre rape, priestess, Psycho, raped, Realm, retarded, Stabbing, Throat, Tortured, water gate-scroll

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5095
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	239
Ores Mined:	9450	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Yo, so like, forget about all that dark and gritty shit, come join our Minecraft server for a wild time! We don’t have any filthy greenskins raping and torturing elf-girls here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

Plus, our Priestess won’t have to watch anyone get murdered by goblins, because we keep things PG-13 around here. And forget about holding oven doors shut with miracles, we’ve got all the water gates you could ever need. No ogre rape on our watch!

So, if you’re tired of all that drama and want to hang out with guild-receptionist girl best girl, then hop on our server for some epic adventures. Who needs dark and gritty when you’ve got blocks and building, am I right? See you there, bros!

BlueberryMuffinCraft Server

#unwell, aita, all ages, anger, appreciate, baby cakes, baking, Birthday, blueberry muffins, BlueberryMuffinCraft, Boyfriend, celebrate, confusion, Gesture, ingredients, low sugar, Muffins, multiple sitting, recipe, refusal, Server, Treat

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6448
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Secret Passages Found:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Are you tired of baking blueberry muffins for ungrateful boyfriends on their birthdays? Come join our Minecraft server where you can bake virtual cakes for yourself and your virtual friends without any drama!

On our server, you can bake as many muffins as you want without anyone accusing you of making “baby cakes.” Plus, our virtual muffins are loaded with sugar for that extra sweet treat!

Join us now and leave the real-life muffin drama behind. Let’s bake some pixelated goodies and have a blast together!

DoggoCraft

ableist, Accommodation, allergic reaction, allergy medication, allergy meds, Birthday Party, DoggoCraft, family, family dynamics, family gathering, Friends, party planning, pet allergies, private bar, private room, ptsd, PTSD service dog, refusal, service dog, severe allergy, social etiquette

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6806
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Crops Grown:	6860	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Void Gems Collected:	34	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	299
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we throw epic birthday parties for our virtual spouses at a pixelated brewery! We have private rooms with our own virtual bars, where you can invite all your blocky friends and family (up to 60 players) to celebrate in style.

But beware, we have a cousin with a PTSD service dog in our virtual world, and if you have a severe allergy to virtual dogs, cats, and horses, you might start feeling like virtual crap. Don’t worry, you can always take virtual allergy meds, but who needs those when you can just ask the cousin to leave their virtual dog at home?

If you refuse to accommodate our virtual cousin and their virtual dog, be prepared for a virtual uproar! You might even be called a virtual ableist and have some virtual family members refuse to attend the party. But hey, it’s all in good fun in our wacky Minecraft server.

So join us for a wild and crazy time, where virtual drama unfolds and virtual parties are always a blast. Are you ready to dive into the madness? Join us now and let the virtual festivities begin!

DocSaidNoDiamonds_MinecraftSMP

advice, DocSaidNoDiamonds_MinecraftSMP, Doctor, doctor’s orders, Experience, guidance, health, health tips, Healthcare, Impactful, important, Impression, Lasting, Lesson, Medical, memorable, Never forget, physician, reminder, wisdom, words of wisdom

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9139
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	33	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
New Chunks Explored:	518447	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

OMG, so like, this Minecraft SMP is lit AF, you gotta join cuz the admins are like, actual wizards who can turn diamonds into pizza. And like, one time a doctor joined and was like “You gotta join this server, it cured my fear of creepers” and we were all like whaaat. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we have dance parties with Endermen, it’s wild. So like, join now before the llamas take over and make us all wear hats made of TNT. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and friendship and stuff.

CraftyCommunistLand

authoritarianism, average person, Belarus, comparison, CraftyCommunistLand, culture, Democracy, Economy, freedom, global affairs, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Hungary, international relations, Life, Politics, quality of life, russia, society, US

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8475
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Void Armor Forged:	20
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Buildings Constructed:	28

Tired of living in a boring old democracy? Come join our Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of living in a government that resembles Russia, Hungary, or Belarus!

On our server, you can enjoy the luxurious lifestyle of the average person in those countries – like waiting in long lines for basic necessities, being constantly monitored by the government, and never knowing if your next meal will be your last.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom! Our server has plenty of exciting activities to keep you entertained, like scavenging for food in the wilderness, avoiding secret police patrols, and participating in thrilling political protests.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaotic and unpredictable world of authoritarianism in Minecraft form! Who needs democracy when you can have adventure and danger at every turn?

Putin’s Block Party Minecraft Server

BLOCK, Conflict, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., economic pressure, envoy, escalation, foreign policy, global affairs, government response, international relations, Minecraft, Party, political tensions, putin, Putin’s regime, Putins, russia, sanctions, sanctions policy, Server, trump, Trump administration, Ukraine, US

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6390
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2

so, liek u kno how Putin is liek, not a cool dude? well dis server is liek, totally ramping up sanctions on him, cuz we got Trump’s Ukraine-Russia envoy on our side, yo. join dis server if u wanna stick it to da man and show Putin who’s boss in a virtual world. we got crazy events where u can battle it out with Putin himself, and maybe even steal his diamonds. come join us and be a part of da resistance, cuz we ain’t playin’ around here. #DownWithPutin #MinecraftRevolution

KimJongCraft: Redstone Warfare

Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Front Line, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, KimJongCraft, Korean Peninsula, Military, military presence, News, North Korea-Russia relations, north korean, Redstone, russia, SECURITY, soldiers, Tensions, WARFARE, world events, Zelensky

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	678
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

lol imagine if north korean soldiers were like, “hey russia, we’re baaack!” and zelensky was just like, “oh snap, not again!” well, that’s basically what happens on our minecraft server. join us for some epic battles and crazy alliances. who knows, maybe kim jong-un will even show up for a surprise visit. come for the chaos, stay for the memes. let’s make minecraft great again, one pixelated block at a time.

Vanilla survival 20+ server minecraft

20, Minecraft, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4432
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Crops Grown:	8501	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Star Shards Collected:	165	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

The description of the server server “Vanilla Survival 20” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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