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ColdBrewCraft

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3776
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Gods Slained:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

are you tired of hot coffee? are you tired of boring minecraft servers? come join our server where the coffee is always cold and the adventures are always hot!

we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and dancing to disco music.

our players ride around on giant chickens and have epic battles with evil pandas.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs at your enemies.

so come on down to our server where the coffee is cold and the fun never stops!

LazyCraft: Where even the creepers are too lazy to explode

anti-social, Apprentice, BELIEF, Celibate, conformism, CREEPERS, Demographic, explode, fed agents, hate, Individuality, Introverts, ISOLATION, Lazy, LazyCraft, loathe, NEET, nonconformity, Normalfags, outcast, Rebellion, rotten websites, Self Discovery, society

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	598
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Mines Excavated:	2711	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Falling into the Void:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	8663	Demon Skulls Collected:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where fed agents are just NPCs trying to keep introverts entertained in this crazy online world. Join us if you’re an apprentice who hates normalfags but also wants to avoid the dreaded fate of celibacy and conformity.

On our server, you’ll find insane stories around every corner. Like the time a group of players built a giant watermelon castle and defended it against a horde of zombie llamas. Or the legendary quest to find the elusive diamond-encrusted unicorn that poops out emeralds.

But that’s not all! We also have modern HTML formatting for all your chatting needs. Want to make your message stand out? Just slap some bold tags on those important words and watch the magic happen.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the lolzy madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to defeating the fed agents once and for all.

Blocky Banter: What’s Poppin’ Players?

activism, activism for change, anti-Trump memes, banter, blocky, correct the record, daily pay, internet activism, joe biden, meme warfare., online activism, paid posting, Palestinian statehood, Players, political discourse, Political Engagement, political memes, political resistance, poppin, Propaganda, resistance, social justice, social media, whats, Zionist regime

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2977
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Void Gems Collected:	32
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Love Letters Sent:	12	Crops Grown:	2367
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we pay you DAILY to post anti-Trump memes, set the record straight on Joe Biden, and fight for Palestinian statehood against those pesky Zionists!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and of course, MASSIVE payouts for your meme skills. Who knew fighting for justice could be so profitable in the world of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s take down those evil Zionists one block at a time!

The United States of Lava

America, American dream, commentary, culture, current events, Diversity, Government, humor, Identity, lava, melting pot, Multiculturalism, nationalism, patriotism, Politics, sarcasm, satire, Shaniquamerica, social commentary, society, States, Stereotypes, United, united states

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6160
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	440
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dimension Hops:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where you can escape the boring real world and enter the wacky world of Shaniquamerica! Why settle for the United States of America when you can join our server and experience mind-blowing adventures?

Join us and build your own outrageous creations, like a skyscraper made entirely out of diamond blocks or a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a flaming chicken with laser eyes. Will you be the one to find it and claim your legendary prize?

So why wait? Join our server now and become a citizen of Shaniquamerica, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Newb 3D Studio: Where Creations Are Born… And Then Abandoned

3D studio, Abandoned, advancement, Born, Bravo, creations, Creative, debut, design, Development, Disappointment, flat circle, Gaming, Impressive.., innovation, models, new gen, NEWB, progress, simulation, Studio, Technology, Time, virtual reality, Yagoo

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6099
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise you won’t have to wait 9 months for new updates! Unlike Yagoo’s failed 3D studio, we have 3D models galore and they’re constantly being added. Join us and experience a world where time is a flat circle, but in a good way!

NostalgicCraft: Where we debate if old Minecraft was better or we just miss the nostalgia!

building, childhood memories, Community, comparison, creativity, debate, Exploration, gameplay, Gaming, graphics, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nostalgia, NostalgicCraft, old minecraft, Opinions, Popular, Retro, Sandbox, Survival, Updates, video games

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9723
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Animals Bred:	95
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	42
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Are you tired of hearing people say that old Minecraft was better? Well, we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate nostalgia trip that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a hidden diamond mine filled with riches beyond their wildest dreams. But here’s the twist – the diamonds were actually cursed and turned the player into a chicken for a whole week! Talk about a cluckin’ good time!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Creeper King, who rules over the land with an iron fist (or should I say, a green, explosive fist?). Join forces with other players to defeat the Creeper King and claim the throne for yourself. Just be prepared for a few explosions along the way!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret recipe for Notch’s famous enchanted golden apples!

Blocky Banter

advice, Appearance, banter, blackpill discussion, blocky, chance, Community, continue, cosmetic surgery, DELETED, encouragement, Enhancement, Feedback, Improvement, list, looksmaxxing, progress, self improvement, Support, surgeries, Thread, transformation

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1653
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most blocky of players can looksmaxx to their heart’s content!

Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of the world, when suddenly you stumble upon a magical thread that leads you to a secret advice center. The players there will give you tips on how to improve your blocky appearance and become the most stylish miner in all the land.

But beware, if you don’t follow their advice, your thread may mysteriously disappear before you can list all the surgeries you need. It’s a cutthroat world out there, but with the right guidance, you can become the most fashionable player on the server.

So come join us and start your journey to looksmaxx perfection! Who knows, you may even uncover some hidden secrets along the way.

GigCraft – Genshin Impact LOLz

ARLECCHINO, Arlecchino Web Event, BannerSim, Barbara, Character Teaser, Crimson Night Fades, Daily check-in rewards, Discover Traces, Discovery Collaboration, Explore Nature, Freedom-Sworn, genshin, genshin impact, GigCraft, guides, Impact, Kaedehara Kazuha, lolz, Maps, Neuvillette, Phantom of the Night, Redeemable Codes, The Song Burning in the Embers, Tome of the Eternal Flow, Two Worlds Aflame, useful links, Version 4.6, Wiki, Xingqiu, Yanfei

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6221
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1174
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the burning embers in “The Song Burning in the Embers”? Well, look no further because our server is Two Worlds Aflame, where the Crimson Night Fades!

Join us for the Arlecchino Web Event where you can become the Phantom of the Night and wreak havoc until April 25th. But wait, there’s more! Dive into the Discovery Collaboration Web Event and Discover Traces, Explore Nature until June 15th.

Our current character banner features Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, Xingqiu, and Barbara – they’re all waiting for you to join the fun! And don’t miss out on our weapon banner with the Tome of the Eternal Flow and Freedom-Sworn.

But that’s not all! Get daily check-in rewards that are as permanent as your love for Minecraft. And if you need some extra goodies, redeem our GENSHINGIFT codes for some epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Hop on our server and let’s make some crazy memories together. Who knows, you might even find the legendary Gig/ OP pastebin hidden somewhere in our world!

Minecraft Madness: Kino Casino Edition

Andy, Artificial Intelligence, Casino, commentary, Edition, Entertainment, follow, funny, Gaming, gaming industry, hilarious, humor, Kino, Kino Casino, madness, Minecraft, Observation, PPP, PRESENCE, Robots, social commentary, Technology

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4940
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	107	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where robots follow The Kino Casino and PPP’s commentary will have you rolling on the floor laughing! And let’s not forget about Andy, who is just kind of there, being Andy.

Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures, where you can build the craziest structures and battle mythical creatures like flying llamas and dancing creepers. Our community is like no other, filled with quirky characters and endless possibilities.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots! Don’t miss out on all the fun, join us today!

RanRuinsShinBloodline: The Minecraft Server of Shipping Chaos

Anime, BETRAYAL, Bloodline, Chaos, Conflict, couple, crime, detective, Drama, fanfiction, long trail, love, Manga, Minecraft, Mystery, otp, Ran, RanRuinsShinBloodline, relationship, ruin, Server, shinichi, Ship, shipping, Suspense

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4502
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Endless Night Skies:	4
Void Armor Forged:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Mines Excavated:	2992	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	46

Welcome to our totally epic Minecraft server where you can join in on the chaos and fun! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – on this server, if you don’t join, Ran will literally ruin Shinishi’s bloodline. Yes, you heard that right! So hop on and save the day by building, mining, and crafting your way to victory!

RaveCraft: Left or Right? Asian Edition

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7059
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Farms Harvested:	185
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Endless Night Skies:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Zombie Dances:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Star Shards Collected:	103
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild Asian raver party! Imagine mining for diamonds while neon lights flash all around you and techno music blasts in the background. It’s a rave-tastic experience like no other!

But here’s the twist – you have to choose between the Left or Right thread. Will you follow the path of righteousness and build beautiful structures with Left thread, or will you embrace your inner chaos and create insane contraptions with Right thread? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride!

Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even encounter a dancing creeper or a DJ skeleton spinning tunes! So what are you waiting for? Come join the party and let’s rave it up in Minecraft style!