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Coffee Makes Me Shit Minecraft Server

bathroom break, Bowel Movements, Caffeine, Cappuccino, coffee, coffee addiction, coffee benefits, coffee buzz, coffee drinker, coffee lover, coffee time, Digestive health, Espresso, gastrointestinal, java, latte, Minecraft, morning ritual, morning routine, Poop, regularity, Server, Shit

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3797
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	367

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the coffee flows like water and the poop jokes never end! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive mining adventures and hilarious bathroom breaks. Our server is perfect for all you caffeine addicts out there who love to build, mine, and poop in peace. So come on, join us and let’s see who can build the biggest toilet in all of Minecraft!

CaffeinatedCrafter Minecraft Server

CaffeinatedCrafter, caffeine boost, coffee, coffee addiction, coffee break, coffee buzz, coffee delight, coffee drinker, coffee enjoyment, coffee fix, coffee lover, coffee pleasure, coffee ritual, coffee satisfaction, coffee time, covfefe, Cunt, indulgence, Minecraft, morning ritual, morning routine, second cup, Server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6266
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take coffee breaks to a whole new level! Forget about building epic structures or fighting off creepers, the real challenge is seeing how many cups of covfeefees you can fit in your inventory.

Join us for a wild ride as we explore the depths of our caffeine-fueled creativity. From building giant coffee cup statues to battling mobs with espresso shots, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your favorite mug, and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new meaning to the phrase “coffee break.”

SecretMC Server: AITAH Miscarriage

AITAH, birth control, Communication, decision, emotional, family, Grief, Guilt, Honesty, in-laws, miscarriage, Pregnancy, privacy, relationships, secret, SecretMC, sensitivity, Server, shame, sharing, Support, Trauma, Vulnerability

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6501
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Are you tired of being asked when you’re going to have kids on every Minecraft server you join? Well, look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and escape the constant baby pressure from your virtual family.

We understand the struggles of dealing with nosy relatives, which is why our server is a safe space for all. No more awkward conversations about pregnancies and miscarriages, just pure, unadulterated block-building fun!

Plus, rumor has it that if you build a shrine dedicated to your virtual baby, you’ll have good luck in finding diamonds. And if you accidentally misclick and destroy it, don’t worry – we won’t judge you like your in-laws would.

So come join us on this epic adventure and leave the baby drama behind. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie sieges instead? Let’s build some virtual memories together, one block at a time!

FurballFiascoCraft

accessibility, communication breakdown, discrimination, emotional manipulation, Emotional support, ENGAGEMENT, family conflicts, family dynamics, family traditions, family trip, fiancé’s dog, FurballFiascoCraft, inclusion, parental expectations, pet ownership, pet-friendly travel, relationship boundaries, Respect, seeing-eye dog, sibling relationships, Understanding

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2904
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Potions Brewed:	51
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Divine Spears Created:	21
Dragon Eggs Found:	2366	Votes:	4104
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	109
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all creatures, even seeing-eye dogs! Join us for some family-friendly fun where everyone is welcome, except for discriminatory parents.

Imagine a world where your furry companion can roam free and help you navigate through the pixelated landscapes. Our server is a safe haven for all, whether you have two legs or four.

Don’t be like the OP’s parents in this story, who couldn’t handle the idea of a seeing-eye dog joining their family trip. Instead, join us and experience a world where inclusivity and acceptance reign supreme.

So come on over and bring your trusty sidekick along for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even find some diamond blocks with their help! Join now and let the fun begin!

FakinIt2MakinIt Minecraft SMP

Confidence, determination, fake it until you make it, FakinIt2MakinIt, goal-setting, imposter syndrome, mindset, Minecraft, motivation, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal growth, positive thinking, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, self-assurance, self-belief, self-confidence, self-doubt, self-empowerment, smp, success

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7992
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Join our server and fake it ’til you make it like never before! We’ve got players who have convinced everyone they’re actually Minecraft gods, when in reality they can barely build a dirt hut. But hey, confidence is key, right?

One player even pretended to be a Minecraft wizard and convinced everyone he could summon diamonds out of thin air. Spoiler alert: he couldn’t, but it was hilarious watching everyone believe him for a while.

So if you want to join a server where you can pretend to be a Minecraft pro and get away with it, come join us! Just remember, fake it ’til you make it, baby!

Ex-Perience Dysfunction

Breakup, Closure, Communication Issues, criticism, Dysfunction, emotional intelligence, ex, Experience, forgiveness, healing, introspection, moving on, past mistakes, personal growth, relationship, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, unresolved issues

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9947
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Love Letters Sent:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Are you tired of your ex constantly telling you what’s wrong with you? Well, join our Minecraft server and show them that you’re actually a block-building genius! Our server is so awesome that even your ex will be begging to join just to see what all the fuss is about. Plus, rumor has it that playing on our server will make your ex magically disappear from your life forever. So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to your ex and hello to endless fun and adventure in the world of Minecraft!

AllergyCraft: No Lawsuits Here!

Allergy, AllergyCraft, death, Disney, lawsuit, Lawsuits, long tail tag, Prevent, terms

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1840
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Star Shards Collected:	297	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	135
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but also watch disney+ at the same time? well, this server is the place for u! we got all the disney movies u can watch while u mine and build ur epic creations.

also, did u know that joining this server will make u immune to all allergies? yup, that’s right! no more sneezing or itching, just pure gaming bliss.

oh, and did i mention that playing on this server will give u the ability to fly in real life? yeah, u heard me right. just log on and suddenly u’ll be soaring through the skies like a majestic eagle.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this magical server where dreams come true and allergies disappear. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

MicrobeCraft

appliance care, Bacteria, cleaning tips, cooking equipment, Food Safety, household bacteria, household items, hygiene, Kitchen Appliances, kitchen bacteria, kitchen cleanliness, kitchen germs, kitchen health, kitchen hygiene, kitchen maintenance, kitchen maintenance tips, kitchen microbiome, kitchen sanitation, MicrobeCraft, Microbiome, microwave oven

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8063
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

so, like, have you ever thought about your microwave oven having its own little world of tiny creatures living inside? well, on our epic minecraft server, that’s totally a thing! join us and explore the microscopic universe of your microwave oven’s microbiome!

imagine tiny villagers living inside, crafting tiny tools and battling against evil mold monsters. you can be their hero, their savior, their tiny god!

but wait, there’s more! not only do you get to explore the wonders of the microwave oven microbiome, but you also get to ride giant chickens into battle, tame explosive llamas, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese!

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our crazy minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in a game! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to cheese, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

bagel 2

building, Challenges, Community, Events, Exploration, gameplay, grind, java, join now, Linktree, Mods, multiplayer, new launch, Players, Resources, smp, socials, Survival, Vanilla, Website

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2644
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Endless Night Skies:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27

java 1.21 vanilla smp server! just launched! join now if you want to grind a brand new vanilla smp! our website is bagel2.net, and you can find our socials through the linktree linked in the social tab

mc.bagel2.net

Berry Middle School

admin applications, admins, Anarchy, Berry Middle School, Minecraft, No hacking, Non-PTW, PvE, PvP, setting homes, Survival, Tpa

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1642
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Divine Spears Created:	28	Dragon Scales Harvested:	315
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Votes:	9667

this is a non ptw cool pvp and pve server pvp alwase on have fun! tpa setting homes is on if you need help contact one of the admins online admin apllycations might be open NO HACKING!

berrygang.org

Dragon’s Den: The Semi-Grilled SMP Java Edition! Unlock the gate if you’re over 18 and approved. Version 1.21 ready!

Anti Ender Dragon Grief, Anti Enderman Grief, APPROVED, authentic, Builds, Community, Custom armor statues, Custom Nether Portals, Datapacks, Den, dragons, Dynmap, Edition, Farms, Gate, java, large projects, mini blocks, more mob heads, Multiplayer Sleep, player head drops, Plugins, quality of life, Ready, Semi Vanilla, SemiGrilled, Silence Mobs, Simple VC, smp, Survival, unlock, Version, Villager Workstation Highlights, Youre

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2188
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	3391	Falling into the Void:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	344
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Draconicraft SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Platform	Java
Age Requirement	18+
Whitelist	Yes
Current Version	1.21

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is Draconicraft?	Draconicraft is a community-focused Minecraft server where players can enjoy a semi-vanilla experience within a 20k world border.
Why choose Draconicraft?	The server does not reset with every Minecraft update, allowing players to work on long-term projects and enjoy the game with a supportive community.
What languages are allowed?	English is encouraged for public communication, but players can chat in any language over voice chat respectfully.
What datapacks does Draconicraft offer?	Anti Ender Dragon Grief, Anti Enderman Grief, Custom Armor Statues, Custom Nether Portals, More Mob Heads, Mini Blocks, Multiplayer Sleep, Player Head Drops, Silence Mobs, and Villager Workstation Highlights Configuration Info.
How can I join Draconicraft?	Join their Discord server and fill out the application form to get started.

ScareCraft Minecraft Server

bone-chilling, chilling, fear, Frightening, Game, goosebumps, heart-pounding, Horror, horror game, INTENSE, jump scares, Minecraft, nerve-wracking, psychological horror, ScareCraft, Scary, Server, spooky, survival horror, Suspenseful, Terrifying, Thriller, video game

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1416
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, look no further because our server is anything but boring! Join us if you dare for a wild ride through a world filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and lava that flows like a river of hot sauce.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds instead of mud. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet of infinite XP, where you can flush away your troubles and level up like never before.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a strong stomach, because things are about to get weird.