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SnarkyCraft: WeightGate

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	723
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Potions Brewed:	184
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41

Are you tired of dealing with passive-aggressive coworkers who can’t handle your glow-up? Join our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind! Our community is filled with supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your virtual empire and slay virtual dragons.

Say goodbye to snarky comments about your weight loss journey and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can mine. And if anyone dares to question your progress, just unleash a horde of creepers on them – that’ll teach ’em!

So come join us on our server, where the only weight you’ll be losing is the weight of all those pesky haters trying to bring you down. Let’s build a world where kindness reigns and diamond swords are the ultimate accessory. See you in the game!

JavaJailbreak: No Coffee Breaks

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7569
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Crops Grown:	8276	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have australian billionaire boss who wants to keep you trapped in the game so you don’t go out for coffee in real life. he’s like, “no coffee breaks, only block breaks!”

we have crazy events like “build a coffee shop in minecraft and get a raise in real life” and “survive the zombie apocalypse in the break room”

our staff is so dedicated they work from home in minecraft too, building virtual offices and virtual coffee machines.

join now before the boss finds out you’re not mining blocks and fires you from the game!

Minecraft Mayhem: Electric Boogaloo

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3244
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Alien Abductions:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Runes Activated:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mines Excavated:	2321	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a boss fight so intense, it made George Costanza cry like a baby. Yes, we’re talking about the one and only “Hand of Malenia” boss battle. This boss was so fast, it was like she was having a full body seizure with a sword for a hand. But fear not, brave adventurer, for on our server, you’ll have the chance to conquer this epic boss and claim your rightful victory!

But that’s not all, folks. Ever wanted to take on Miyazaki himself? Well, on our server, you’ll have the chance to show up at The Game Awards and challenge the mastermind behind those insanely difficult games. Who needs an easy mode when you can show Miyazaki who’s boss, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the most outrageous adventures you’ll ever experience. Who knows, you might even run into Kramer and Jerry on their quest to take down Miyazaki. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, challenges, and endless possibilities. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Creepin’ Crafterz

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5260
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and even tame a creeper as your loyal pet.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, where players can train their own army of chickens to take over the world!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

BandCraft – Rock out on our Minecraft server! #889

Anon, asset explorer, BandCraft, BanG Dream! Girls Band Party, Basedorin, Dumbdori soundboard, EN General, ENGRISH ALL PAHFECT, event cutoff predictions, EX Mission guide, Favdori sorter, Favsong sorter, Flappy Ako, Fusuke, Gacha simulator, Live Interactions, Minecraft, Morfonica, MyGO!!!!!, Nanami, Rock, Server, Shirō, SIMULATOR, song chart viewer, story viewer, Team Builder, Tomori, Tower game recreation, Translations, Wiki

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1428
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Dimension Hops:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is no phones during class! Why? Because we believe in the power of concentration and creativity when you’re not distracted by notifications.

Join us for the Auftakt of the Flickering Flames event, where you can battle it out with your friends and earn epic rewards. And don’t miss out on the Butterflies of the Lustrous Glass Forest Gacha, where you can unlock the elusive 5* Shiro and Nanami.

But wait, there’s more! Our upcoming event, It’s MyGO!!!!!, will have you on the edge of your seat as you compete in challenges and quests to win the ultimate prize. And don’t forget to try your luck in The Cries of Lost Children Echoing in the Night Gacha, where you can snag the exclusive 5* Tomori and Anon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server for a wild ride of adventure, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of mischief. Who knows, you might just uncover the secrets of the Minecraft universe and become a legend in your own right. See you there!

Blockheadz R Us – ‘Is there something wrong with me?’

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2583
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Mines Excavated:	1392
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12

Are you tired of the real world and all its stresses? Do you just want to embrace the NEET life and chill all day long? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join our server and say goodbye to job hunting and hello to endless relaxation and fun.

On our server, you can build your dream NEET paradise, complete with all the snacks and naps you could ever want. No more worrying about interviews or getting ghosted – just pure, unadulterated relaxation.

But be warned, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. Your mental health will thank you for taking a break from the real world and diving headfirst into the world of Minecraft NEETs. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best NEET life!

FedoraCraft: Where tipping is optional and creepers are fedoras!

4chin, analyse, articulating, back, beat down, CREEPERS, dismissal, fedora, FedoraCraft, fedoras, GSSHV, jannies, Mods, nay-say, niggerdom, Optional, point, r/, refute, Scientific, sleeve, televising, Tipping, valid, Witness

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4540
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Farms Harvested:	714	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Villages Defended:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where tipping your fedora is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Our community is full of intellectuals who love to debate and discuss all things Minecraft-related.

Join us for epic battles where players must ARTICULATE their strategies in order to succeed. But beware, if you don’t come prepared with a valid REFUTE, you may find yourself facing the ultimate punishment – being teleported to the land of naysayers and dismissers.

Our server is so intense, even the 4chan mods have deemed it too brutal to handle. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world, come join us and show off your Minecraft skills. Just remember, no tipping your fedora without a good reason!

Crafting Chaos: Hong Kong Edition

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2422
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1

Oh, forget about Hong Kong, come join our Minecraft server instead! It’s the hottest place to be right now, way more important than any city in the real world. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft building. They wear tiny top hats and monocles, need I say more?

2. We have a secret underground city made entirely of diamonds and gold. Rumor has it, if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

3. Our server is home to the world’s largest virtual buffet, where you can feast on pixelated delicacies like enchanted pork chops and creeper-shaped cookies.

So, forget about Hong Kong and come join our Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Crafty Memes: Phase Connect LOLs

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3385
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Dragons Tamed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and laughter!

Imagine mining for diamonds with Lia 鈴香アシェリア, who can sing a lullaby to the creepers to make them stop exploding! Or teaming up with Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ, who can literally teleport you to the Nether with just a snap of their fingers!

But wait, there’s more! Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり can turn any mob into a fluffy bunny with a wave of their wand, while Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ can summon a rain of golden apples to rain down on you for good luck!

And don’t even get us started on Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, who can tame the Ender Dragon and ride it like a majestic steed across the skies! Or Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, who can bake you a cake that gives you superpowers for a day!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Poppy’s Pixel Playground: Where Fun and Games Collide!

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7089
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Villages Defended:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring the creepy and cuddly world of Poppy Playtime to life! Join us for a wild ride filled with giant plushies, mysterious puzzles, and a whole lot of jump scares.

Ever wanted to face off against a giant, evil plushie in a battle for survival? Well, now’s your chance! Our server features epic boss battles where you can show off your Minecraft skills and take down the scariest plushies you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all – we also have hidden treasure hunts, where you can explore creepy abandoned toy factories and uncover rare loot. Just watch out for the haunted plushies lurking around every corner!

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of Poppy Playtime in the blocky world of Minecraft? Come join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience – if you dare!

HonkaiCraft: Star Rail LOLz

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1484
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Mines Excavated:	3322	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure and chaos!

Picture this: You spawn in and suddenly find yourself falling into a yawning chasm, only to land in a world filled with golden touches and stars. But beware, the fate of this world is inherently unjust, and you must navigate through a non-zero-sum game to survive.

But fear not, brave adventurer! With characters like Robin, who brings physical harmony, and Boothill, the ultimate physical hunter, you’ll have the tools you need to conquer this crazy world.

And if that’s not enough, we have redeemable codes that will bring you good fortune and charm, making you the luckiest player in the game. Don’t miss out on the carnival of fun waiting for you on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even become the charmed one in this insane Minecraft world.

Mama’s Minecraft Madness

AUTHORITY, Caregiver, devotion, discipline, family, GOD, guidance, Honor, influence, love, madness, mamas, maternal, matriarch, Minecraft, Mother, Motherhood, obedience, obey, parenting, Respect, Role Model, rules

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4693
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, because on this server, your mother is basically God. That’s right, whatever she says goes! Want to build a giant statue of her holding a diamond sword? Go for it! She’ll be so proud.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you follow her commands faithfully, she’ll reward you with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. Some players even say she’ll bake you virtual cookies in-game. Who wouldn’t want that?

So come join us on this wild server where moms rule the world and you better listen or else! It’s a hilarious adventure you won’t want to miss. Just don’t forget to clean your virtual room before logging off, or you might face some serious consequences from the ultimate Minecraft mom.