SnarkyCraft: WeightGate

working out, CONGRATS, coworker, mental health, WeightGate

Are you tired of dealing with passive-aggressive coworkers who can’t handle your glow-up? Join our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind! Our community is filled with supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your virtual empire and slay virtual dragons.

Say goodbye to snarky comments about your weight loss journey and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can mine. And if anyone dares to question your progress, just unleash a horde of creepers on them – that’ll teach ’em!

So come join us on our server, where the only weight you’ll be losing is the weight of all those pesky haters trying to bring you down. Let’s build a world where kindness reigns and diamond swords are the ultimate accessory. See you in the game!

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JavaJailbreak: No Coffee Breaks

Australian billionaire, workplace culture, Boss, productivity tips, productivity

come join our epic minecraft server where we have australian billionaire boss who wants to keep you trapped in the game so you don’t go out for coffee in real life. he’s like, “no coffee breaks, only block breaks!”

we have crazy events like “build a coffee shop in minecraft and get a raise in real life” and “survive the zombie apocalypse in the break room”

our staff is so dedicated they work from home in minecraft too, building virtual offices and virtual coffee machines.

join now before the boss finds out you’re not mining blocks and fires you from the game!

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BlockyMail: Where Creepers Deliver Your Messages

digital workspace, cloud storage, communication tools, file sharing, workplace communication

Are you tired of boring old email? Who even uses that boomer shit anymore? Join our Minecraft server instead and communicate with your friends using carrier pigeons in the game! That’s right, we’ve replaced email with pigeons because why not? Plus, our server is home to a secret underground society of llama-riding wizards who can grant you magical powers in exchange for virtual cookies. So say goodbye to email and hello to a world of pigeon messengers and mystical llama wizards!

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OrdiMine Global wipe |Clans| |Pvp| |Donations| Minecraft server

PvE, Global, OrdiMine, Clans, admins

server just for you, come here quickly, opening soon. Dear ADMINs, if you are small, go online and invite your friends.

mc.ordimine.space

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The Valley Server: Where vanilla gets a little bit funky

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	A simple server that just started, with the goal of restoring the mystery and curiosities of old-school Minecraft. We have updated all 3 dimensions with “vanilla-ish” mods, and we want to encourage a community of builders and explorers instead of speedrunning to the dragon fight and never playing again.
Server Status	In its infancy, but expected to continue growing consistently.
More Information	Check out the video here for information and a link to the discord.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Visit our Discord channel for server IP and further instructions.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, refer to the Discord channel or in-game chat for rules.
What mods are included in the server?	We have “vanilla-ish” mods to enhance gameplay without straying too far from the original Minecraft experience.
Can I invite my friends to the server?	Yes, feel free to bring your friends along to join our community.

kenibox VS Hypixel

multiplayer, Spanish, Server, Challenges, Fun

Aspect	Hypixel	Kenibox
Number of players	100,000+	1,000+
Game modes	Multiple, including mini-games, SkyWars, BedWars, etc.	Primarily BoxPvP with fnafbox and landbox modalities
Community	Large and diverse	Close-knit and primarily Spanish-speaking
Creativity	Offers a range of custom features and builds	Focused on PvP gameplay

Hypixel FAQ

Q: How many players does Hypixel have?	A: Hypixel has over 100,000 players.
Q: What game modes are available on Hypixel?	A: Hypixel offers multiple game modes including mini-games, SkyWars, BedWars, etc.
Q: What is the community like on Hypixel?	A: The community on Hypixel is large and diverse.
Q: Is there a focus on creativity on Hypixel?	A: Yes, Hypixel offers a range of custom features and builds for players to explore.

Kenibox FAQ

Q: How many players does Kenibox have?	A: Kenibox has over 1,000 players.
Q: What game modes are available on Kenibox?	A: Kenibox primarily offers BoxPvP with fnafbox and landbox modalities.
Q: What is the community like on Kenibox?	A: The community on Kenibox is close-knit and primarily Spanish-speaking.
Q: Is there a focus on creativity on Kenibox?	A: Kenibox is focused on PvP gameplay rather than creativity and custom builds.

Blocky Bants & Banter

yo, Loser, niggas, my, banter

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of being a neet loser in real life? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us on this epic Minecraft server where being based is the only way to survive.

We’ve got crazy adventures waiting for you, like fighting off hordes of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a dream. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and rare loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the most epic gaming community this side of the Nether. Who needs real life when you can be a Minecraft legend instead? Let’s get this bread, gamers!

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Zombie Apocalypse Fun Time Land: Where the undead rule and the laughs never end!

Undead, acceptance of the inevitable, Reflection, death, acceptance of fate

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can embrace the sweet release of death and be long forgotten in peace!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own tombstone, hold funeral services for your fallen pixel pals, and even participate in ghostly PvP battles in the afterlife! Who needs diamonds when you can have eternal rest and relaxation instead?

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate in spooky fun. Just remember, death is only the beginning of your Minecraft adventure here!

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IllusionCraft: Where Genjutsu Gets the Spotlight!

illusionist, Resist, Anime, Taijutsu, Powers

Are you tired of boring old Genjutsu being ignored in Naruto? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all things illusion! Join us for a wild ride where illusion powers are the main event and not just a side show.

Imagine a world where you can turn the environment into a crazy, psychedelic wonderland or transform into a monstrous beast to strike fear into your enemies. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the thrill of using illusion powers in combat like never before. Who needs Taijutsu and Ninjutsu when you have the power of mind-bending illusions on your side? Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today and let the illusions begin!

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Blocky Booty Bites

Bites, BOOTY, blocky

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the male anuses are so tasty you’ll be coming back for more! Our server is filled with delicious surprises around every corner, from edible blocks to fart-powered jetpacks.

Join us for our weekly “Taste Test Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can find the tastiest male anus in the game. The winner gets a lifetime supply of butt-flavored snacks!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Butt Dragon, a mythical creature that farts diamonds and shoots fireballs out of its rear end. Defeat the Butt Dragon and claim its treasure for yourself!

So come on down to our server and experience the tastiest male anuses in all of Minecraft. Just be sure to bring your appetite and a sense of humor!

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Coffee Breaks

Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Hypixel FAQ

Kenibox FAQ