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Crafty Kremlin Kraziness

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3607
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Runes Activated:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1685
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a total of 82 billionaires in Russia! But wait, there’s more – at least 24 of them have Jewish ancestry! That’s right, we’ve got some serious wealth and diversity going on here.

According to the 2021 census, there were 84000 Jews in Russia. With a total population of 144 million, that means Jews are only 0.05% of the population. But somehow, they have a 58000% overrepresentation as billionaires in Russia. Talk about hitting the jackpot!

Join our server for a chance to rub elbows with some seriously wealthy and influential players. Who knows, maybe you’ll strike it rich too!

SeaFemanon’s Blocky Adventures

Adventures, Anonymity, blocky, Board, Communication, Community, Curiosity, discussion, female, femanon, forum, History, Identity, Interaction, internet, Memory, ONLINE, past, query, question.., sea, SeaFemanons, Southeast Asia

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3755
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Potions Brewed:	137	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Void Armor Forged:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have the chance to meet the legendary SEA femanon! She’s a master builder who can create entire cities with just a flick of her wrist. Rumor has it she once built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of unicorn riding creepers who will lead you on epic quests to find hidden treasure. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret entrance to the diamond dimension, where everything sparkles and shines.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Anon’s Server: No. 917219015 LOLz

Anons, Crafty, lolz, Server

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2961
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden diamond mine that led to a secret underground kingdom filled with unicorns and rainbow sheep. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server has a pet dragon feature where you can ride around on a fire-breathing beast and terrorize your enemies? Plus, our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

TwiceCraft: Pick your bias & build your way to the top!

BIAS, BUILD, dancer, Entertainment, Fandom, favorite member, girl group, instagram, JYP Entertainment, K-pop, K-pop idol, karina, Music, Performance, Pick, Reel, Singer, south korea, TALENTED, Top, TWICE.., TwiceCraft, Video, Visual

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3524
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because this server is here to save the day! Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right – the creepers on this server are known for their killer dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Karina, the queen of Minecraft herself. Rumor has it that she can build a castle out of dirt blocks in under 60 seconds. Want to witness this epic feat? Join this server now and you might just catch a glimpse of Karina in action.

Oh, and did we mention that all players on this server get their own personal unicorn mount? That’s right, you can ride around in style on your very own rainbow-maned unicorn while battling zombies and building epic structures.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking Enderman!

MarineCraft: Ahoy Matey’s Adventure!

3rd Anniversary Showa Song Festival, 3rd Generation girls band, Adventure, Ahoy, Ai Wana be Junky MV, Bishoujo Muzai Pirates MV, Houshou Marine, I’m Your Treasure Box MV, Koisuru fortune cookie cover, Lolikami Cover, Marine Shukkou MV, MarineCraft, Mateys, Rurudo, Sankisei medley, SHINKIRO MV, Showa Song Festival, SKDW Hibiki Radio, The Second World Trailer, tiktok, twitter, Umisea MV, Unison, 宝鐘マリン

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6447
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Potions Brewed:	93	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Ores Mined:	7868	Mines Excavated:	4392
Enchantments Applied:	81	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Holy Grails Found:	3

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE stories that will make you want to hit that join button faster than you can say “creeper”.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of 3rd Generation girls band appear out of nowhere and start performing a 3D live concert right in front of you! And guess what? You get a front row seat to all the action!

But that’s not all – how about sailing the high seas with the Bishoujo Muzai Pirates on their MV? You’ll be swashbuckling your way to treasure and glory in no time!

And let’s not forget about the Umisea MV where you’ll be diving deep into the ocean depths to uncover hidden secrets and ancient ruins. Who knows what kind of treasure you’ll find down there!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this WILD adventure filled with music, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of piracy (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)! See you in the game, mateys! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Xbox Noobz Minecraft Server: Where Even Creepers Can Get a Win!

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5698
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6852
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Buildings Constructed:	7
Runes Activated:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Enchantments Applied:	102

Are you tired of Xbox players always dominating in Minecraft? Well, fear not my friend, for on our server, Xbox players are cursed with the inability to win a single game!

Join us and witness the hilarious sight of Xbox players struggling to even mine a block while everyone else builds magnificent structures and conquers the land.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing pigs who will show you their epic dance moves if you bring them a golden carrot.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the ultimate chaos and laughter that awaits you!

VeganCraft: Where Even the Creepers Eat Their Greens!

#sustainability, activism, animal rights, climate change, CREEPERS, dietary choices, Eat, Environment, environmental impact, ethical living, greens, health benefits, internet trends, meat consumption, meat production, Online Community, online discussions., plant based diet, reddit, social media, vegan lifestyle, VeganCraft, veganism, vegans

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1881
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Zombie Dances:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind!

Join us and you’ll find yourself surrounded by vegan warriors who are on a mission to save the environment by eliminating all meat production in the game. That’s right, no more hunting animals for food – only plant-based blocks allowed!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the vegan stronghold lies a secret treasure that will grant you unlimited diamond carrots and enchanted kale. Are you brave enough to embark on this quest?

So why are there so many vegans on Reddit now? Because they’ve all heard about our server and they can’t resist the temptation to join in on the fun! Don’t be left out, join us today and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there!

Blocky Bait Battles: Pedo Edition

Bait, Battles, blocky, Childhood, children, controversial, controversial media, controversial television, controversial topics, debate, discussion, Edition, Entertainment, Ethics, inappropriate, Media, morality, paedobait, parenting, pedo, series, Social Issues, superior, television, tv shows

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9725
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4979	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server where we settle the age-old debate of which is the superior paedobait series! Join us as we build INSANE structures inspired by your favorite paedobait shows and movies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a FIERCE army of llama warriors who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. And if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you UNLIMITED POWER in the game.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on a WILD adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a few paedobait references along the way. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

Old Farts Craft

Agreement, compassion, Craft, Development, Empathy, farts, forgiveness, growth, healing, hindsight, matured greatly, Maturity, moving forward, nothing wrong, perspective, progress, reconciliation, Reflection, resolution, Understanding, Unity, years passed

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4007
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Dimension Hops:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	941

Join our Minecraft server where we embrace the chaos and celebrate the absurdity of life! Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Disco Llama.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server!

BlockySniperz Minecraft Madness

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7647
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Farms Harvested:	533	Dragons Tamed:	7
Love Letters Sent:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate sniper showdown! Our server is filled with expert marksmen who will headshot you from across the map before you even know what hit you. But don’t worry, we also have sniper chickens that will help you hone your skills and become the best sharpshooter in all of Minecraft!

Not convinced yet? Well, how about this – our server is home to the legendary Sniper King, a player who once hit a triple headshot while riding a unicorn through a field of exploding creepers. If you can impress the Sniper King with your skills, you will be granted access to the secret sniper club, where only the most elite players are allowed.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and show off your sniping skills in the most epic way possible!