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  • Bean Brew Bistro

    Bean Brew Bistro

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, picture this: you’re chillin’ in this minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you’re surrounded by a bunch of chickens wearin’ top hats and monocles. they start dancin’ and singin’ “chicken nuggets are our friends” in perfect harmony. it’s like a fever dream, but in minecraft form.

    but wait, there’s more! you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the creepers are breakin’ it down to some sick beats. they even teach you how to do the creeper shuffle, it’s lit.

    oh, and did i mention the giant flying pigs that drop diamond blocks from the sky? yeah, that’s a thing here. join this server if you wanna experience the most wacky and wild adventures in minecraft. plus, free cookies for all new players. because who doesn’t love cookies, amirite?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CreeperCoffeeCraft

    CreeperCoffeeCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of drinking your coffee in boring old mugs? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can drink your coffee out of a diamond-encrusted goblet while riding a flying pig! That’s right, we have flying pigs on our server because why not? Join us and experience the most ridiculous coffee-drinking experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BeanBoycottWars

    BeanBoycottWars

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we brew up more drama than a coffee shortage caused by international trade disputes! Picture this: Donald Trump decides to play hardball and slap tariffs on the top 5 countries that supply coffee beans to the USA. Colombia, Brazil, Switzerland, Canada, and Mexico are like, “Oh no you didn’t!” and team up to put a stop to their coffee bean exports. It’s a caffeine-fueled showdown of epic proportions!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of negotiating trade deals, forming alliances, and maybe even starting a full-blown coffee war. Will the USA cave first and beg for their beloved coffee beans back? Or will the other countries realize they can’t live without American dollars pouring in from coffee sales? The stakes are high, the coffee is scarce, and the drama is brewing hotter than a fresh pot of java.

    So come on down to our server and get ready to trade, fight, and maybe even form your own coffee cartel. Who needs diamonds when you can have the most valuable resource of all: coffee beans. Join now and let the caffeine-fueled chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyCreeperCafe

    CraftyCreeperCafe

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage healthy competition and strategic thinking just like in this hilarious grocery budget war! Join us and experience the thrill of outsmarting your opponents in the most absurd ways possible.

    Imagine building your own fortress made entirely out of expensive sparking waters and artisan sourdough, while your friends try to raid it with their beer cannons. Will you be the mastermind behind the most outrageous grocery bill on the server?

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to showcase your creativity and cunning tactics in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world. Join now and let the battle of the grocery budgets begin! Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your alcohol budget).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SpudCraft: Java Edition

    SpudCraft: Java Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    So like, imagine a world where potatoes and coffee beans were like, mortal enemies or something. But then they were forced to team up because of some crazy Columbian exchange shenanigans. That’s basically what this Minecraft server is like, except instead of potatoes and coffee beans, it’s like, dragons and unicorns teaming up to take over the world.

    Join our server and witness the epic battle between dragons breathing fire and unicorns shooting rainbows out of their butts. It’s like a fantasy movie on steroids, but in Minecraft form. Plus, we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions that will make you fly like a majestic eagle.

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds and emeralds, because why not? And every full moon, a herd of zombie pigs will invade the server and you have to fight them off with nothing but a carrot on a stick.

    So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs potatoes and coffee beans when you have dragons and unicorns ruling the land? It’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyCreeperz2021

    CraftyCreeperz2021

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know how biden was all like “yo, iran be actin’ sus”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we got all the deets on that drama. join us and uncover the mystery of the iranian attack while building a giant statue of biden riding a llama. trust me, it’s gonna be lit. plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret diamond hidden in the spawn area, u’ll unlock special powers like shooting lasers from ur eyes and turning all the creepers into fluffy bunnies. so what r u waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • GameMagicCraft

    GameMagicCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server and experience the most INSANE game magic you’ve ever seen! our server is like a glitch in the matrix, bending the laws of physics and reality to create a mind-blowing gaming experience.

    imagine riding a pig with a jetpack while shooting laser beams from your eyes at a horde of zombie chickens. or building a castle made entirely of exploding TNT blocks that rain down diamond swords on unsuspecting players.

    our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a psychedelic wonderland of chaos and mayhem. join now and embrace the madness! who needs boring old reality when you can dive headfirst into the crazy world of game magic on our server? let the insanity begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Harvest SMP: Where we mine, laugh, and pretend we’re on Hermitcraft but without the fancy title

    Harvest SMP: Where we mine, laugh, and pretend we’re on Hermitcraft but without the fancy title

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Harvest SMP!

    We are a small, but growing, community of mature Minecraft players accepting of all build styles, technical know-how, and experience. We are a few months into our newest season Harvest Season 3, and would like to invite some new players into the group!

    Fundamentals of Harvest SMP

    Our main priority in Harvest SMP is the community. Everyone who is a part of Harvest SMP is encouraged to participate in community events and contribute to community builds. Your voice in this server matters just as much as anyone else. Together, the admin team is dedicated to bringing a quality SMP experience for all and want to give players as much freedom as we possibly can.

    We want to have a very relaxed and laid back feel to the SMP. Whether you want to build crazy redstone contraptions, or simply want to have a small house and a farm somewhere in the world, you’re free to do so. If you have 10 years of experience playing this game or you’re very new to the game, you’re still welcome here!

    Our goal for this season, unlike previous seasons, is to have a long term world. In the past we have had seasons last a little less than a year before a reset. This time, we want this season to last for as long as possible.

    Features

    Our most noticeable features are those which give us a Hermitcraft-like experience. A variety of datapacks, mods(optional), and resourcepacks have been put together to give us a close enough to vanilla experience. We also have implemented Anti-cheat mods to ensure everyone is having a fair and equal experience.

    Mods we use currently are Elytra Trims, Simple Voice Chat, AudioPlayer, Dynmap, HeadIndex, and some Admin Mods so we can keep your items safe! All mods are serverside and optional! Though we have mods, most of these are for quality of life, and for custom textures.

    We now use custom models! These, like our mods, are completely optional. Currently they are used for rewards in all kinds of events and challenges we plan on having.

    We have a shopping district with a diamond based economy as well as a minigame district where we can all hangout and have fun.

    Whitelist Application

    We have set up an application process in our Discord that all players need to fill out before joining. In general, this is so we know you actually want to play and will make a good fit for the community. Remember, this is an 18+ server. While we will not ask you to verify your age, we will trust you are telling the truth.

    To apply, simply join our Discord and begin your application process. https://discord.gg/TEqQJNcT

    In the Welcome channel, just type in /apply member application. A pop up should show up after you type in /apply

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How can I join the Harvest SMP server? To join, you need to apply through our Discord server. Simply join our Discord and follow the instructions for the application process.
    What is the age requirement for joining Harvest SMP? Harvest SMP is an 18+ server, but we do not verify your age. We trust that you are telling the truth.
    Are mods and resource packs required to play on the server? No, mods and resource packs are optional on Harvest SMP. They are mainly for quality of life and custom textures.
    How long does a season on Harvest SMP typically last? Previous seasons have lasted around a year before a reset. The goal for Season 3 is to have a long-term world.
    What kind of experience level is welcome on Harvest SMP? All experience levels are welcome on Harvest SMP. Whether you are a veteran player or new to the game, you are welcome to join.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • RahXephonMC – Dive into the unknown!

    RahXephonMC – Dive into the unknown!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you ready to dive into a world where giant mechs battle it out in epic showdowns? Well, strap in because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be able to pilot your very own mechs and engage in intense battles with other players! But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground city filled with rare loot and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. So if you’re looking for a thrilling adventure filled with action and excitement, then join us on our server and prepare for the ultimate RahXephon experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • TaiwanNotChina Minecraft SMP – Fun Fact: China’s got nothing on Taiwan!

    TaiwanNotChina Minecraft SMP – Fun Fact: China’s got nothing on Taiwan!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and unpredictable as a badminton match between China and Thailand? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Mexico and America are like, “Whoa, what’s going on over there?”

    Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a standard of living that will make you feel like you’re in Taiwan while playing Minecraft. Plus, you never know what kind of shenanigans will go down – just like that time China lost at badminton to Thailand. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP