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CraftyCreeperCafe

alcohol budget, arms race, artisan sourdough, coffee beans, Communication Issues, CraftyCreeperCafe, disagreement, expensive drinks, financial differences, food budget, grocery costs, Manipulation, mealprep, pettiness, receipts, relationship conflict, Rent, sparking waters, specialty foods, splitting expenses, Threats

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5496
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage healthy competition and strategic thinking just like in this hilarious grocery budget war! Join us and experience the thrill of outsmarting your opponents in the most absurd ways possible.

Imagine building your own fortress made entirely out of expensive sparking waters and artisan sourdough, while your friends try to raid it with their beer cannons. Will you be the mastermind behind the most outrageous grocery bill on the server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to showcase your creativity and cunning tactics in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world. Join now and let the battle of the grocery budgets begin! Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your alcohol budget).

SpudCraft: Java Edition

agriculture, coffee beans, Colonization, Columbian exchange, crops, cultural exchange, economic impact, Edition, Europe, european exploration, Farming, Food, global trade, History, indigenous crops, java, new world, old world, plant exchange, Potatoes, south america, SpudCraft, Trade

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3269
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Star Shards Collected:	300	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dimension Hops:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

So like, imagine a world where potatoes and coffee beans were like, mortal enemies or something. But then they were forced to team up because of some crazy Columbian exchange shenanigans. That’s basically what this Minecraft server is like, except instead of potatoes and coffee beans, it’s like, dragons and unicorns teaming up to take over the world.

Join our server and witness the epic battle between dragons breathing fire and unicorns shooting rainbows out of their butts. It’s like a fantasy movie on steroids, but in Minecraft form. Plus, we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions that will make you fly like a majestic eagle.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds and emeralds, because why not? And every full moon, a herd of zombie pigs will invade the server and you have to fight them off with nothing but a carrot on a stick.

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs potatoes and coffee beans when you have dragons and unicorns ruling the land? It’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

HurricaneMonkeysLOL

adaptation, Altruism, Animal Behavior, community resilience, cooperation, environmental impact, group dynamics, Hurricane, HurricaneMonkeysLOL, life expectancy, Longevity, natural disaster, primate community, resilience, shared shade, social behavior, social support, survival strategy, Tolerant monkeys, weather event, wildlife conservation

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4961
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Votes:	1639	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Dimension Hops:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13

come join our minecraft server where tolerant monkeys share shade after a hurricane and increase their life expectancy! 🐒🌪️

we have a special monkey village where you can build tree houses and swing from vines like a true primate! 🌳🐵

our bananas are always ripe and our coconuts are never empty! 🍌🥥

rumor has it, there’s a secret underground banana bunker where you can hoard all the potassium your heart desires! 🍌💣

join us and be part of the monkey madness! 🐒🎉

vrkttr

active community, Adventure, building, Creative, Creative mode, deutschland, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, Features, game modes, gaming experience, German, LandClaim System, Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, Multiverse System, PvE, role playing, Sandbox, Survival, survival mode

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3886
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Emeralds Found:	6071
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Welcome to the VRKTTR Minecraft server, the ultimate adventure for all German Minecraft fans! Our server offers you a variety of exciting game modes and unique features that will make your gaming experience unforgettable.

Features: 1. Multiverse-System 2. Creative mode 3. Survivalmodus 4. LandClaim-System 5. Aktive Community 6. Regular events

srv.vrkttr.de

SLIME MC

Community, Cross-Play, Discord, Economy, Friends, grind, ISLAND, Keys, LifeSteal, Minecraft, multiplayer, Play, PvP, RANK, Rewards, Server, Shop, Skyblock, slimcmc, Survival, Vote

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	855
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Crops Grown:	5783
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5

VOTE OUR SERVER AND GOT REWARD there are skyblock / lifesteal / pvp you can pvp with your frinends play lifesteal or survival with your firends and you can make own island with friends and grinde or you can buy rank and keys at our discord server Slimcmc play now

15.207.55.169

BoomerSlang Minecraft Server

BoomerSlang, changing language, Communication, Cultural differences, generation, generational gap, historical terms, intergenerational communication, language evolution, long tail tags, Minecraft, modern slang, older generation, parents generation, Server, sex slang, sexual expressions, sexual language, sexual terms, sexual vernacular, Slang, slang terms, societal norms

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2974
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5240
Votes:	8563	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We have a community of players who are experts in the “sex slang” of their parents’ generation – trust us, it’s way more based than anything you’ve ever heard before!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious banter as we navigate the virtual world of Minecraft with our unique brand of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the wild world of 70s and 80s slang!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (especially when it comes to your parents’ questionable slang knowledge).

Harley’s Honka Honka Minecraft Server

ANTI-HERO, character analysis, comic books, dc comics, dust settled, gotham city, Harley Queen, harley quinn, harley quinn costume, Harley Quinn fan theories, Harley Quinn movie, Harley Quinn origin story, Harley Quinn psychology, Harley Quinn quotes, Harleys, Honka, honka honka, Joker, Margot Robbie, Minecraft, pop culture, Server, suicide squad, Villain

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2439
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience!

Join us and you’ll witness epic battles between giant chickens and evil llamas, participate in dance-offs with friendly zombies, and even have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Harley Queen herself makes regular appearances on our server, causing chaos and mayhem wherever she goes. Is she a honka honka? You’ll have to join to find out!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare for the wildest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

BoostedFamilyFun Minecraft Server

aita, BoostedFamilyFun, booster seat, car accidents, car safety, car seat laws, car seat regulations, child development, child safety, child transportation, event attendance, extended family, family communication, family dynamics, Family Support, Guilt, Minecraft, parenting concerns, parenting decisions, parenting rules, Server, sibling relationships, vigilant parenting

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7726
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Mines Excavated:	3747
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that takes car safety to the next level? Look no further than our server, where we provide booster seats for all players, no matter their age or size!

Join us for a wild ride as we ensure that all players are safe and secure in their virtual vehicles. Say goodbye to sitting in a normal seat between baby seats – on our server, safety comes first!

And if anyone questions your commitment to car safety, just tell them you’re preventing “covert Minecraft incest” by following our rules. Trust us, it’s a thing.

So come on over to our server and buckle up for the safest Minecraft experience of your life. Your child may miss out on one event, but they’ll gain a lifetime of safety knowledge. See you there!

CutFingerCrisis

Boyfriend, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Conflict, CutFingerCrisis, Decision making, Dilemma, Empathy, Guilt, injury, long-distance relationship, loyalty, Priorities, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Support, TEAM, teamwork, travel, Understanding

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6716
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of real life drama getting in the way of your Minecraft adventures? Join our server and escape the chaos of everyday life!

Picture this: you’re on a 12-person running relay team, but your boyfriend cuts his finger on some glass and expects you to cancel your trip to take care of him. Don’t let his minor injury stop you from joining our epic Minecraft world!

On our server, you can build a virtual hospital for your boyfriend’s finger, complete with a diamond bandage and redstone stitches. Or, you can embark on a quest to find the mythical Glass Shard of Healing to cure him in real life.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world behind for a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures!

BlockyBanter

accepting compliments, BlockyBanter, communication skills, constructive criticism, dealing with criticism, emotional intelligence, emotional reactions, Feedback, handling feedback, personal growth, Positive reinforcement, reacting to compliments, reacting to criticism, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-perception

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	576
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	125	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Runes Activated:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just build the same old houses and mines? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon – turns out he’s a total softie who just wants to be friends.

So come on down to our server and join in on the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs compliments or criticism when you’ve got a server this crazy?

HostageCraft: NoRespawnsForKfir

Awareness, Captivity, care, emotional distress, family, Hostage, HostageCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, Kfir Bibas, Life, media attention, neglect, News, NoRespawnsForKfir, relative, rescue, Support, Survival, Tragedy, Trauma, world

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8454
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	7949	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13

so like, this server is like the ultimate escape for all the hostages out there, like Kfir Bibas, who just want to break free and build stuff in peace, ya know? like, forget about being held captive, come join us and create your own world where you’re the boss, not some crazy kidnapper. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from your captors and plan your epic escape, it’s like a whole new level of survival mode, man. so if you’re tired of being a hostage in real life, come join us and be a free spirit in the virtual world, where the only thing holding you back is your imagination. let’s break free together, one block at a time!

SeaweedShuffleCraft

#sustainability, Alarming, Biodiversity, brown seaweeds, climate change, coastal ecosystems, conservation, ecological balance, Ecosystem Services, Environmental Science, Evidence, fundamental role, Global scale, Marine Biology, oceanography, pervasive impacts, predictions, redistribution, researchers, seagrasses, SeaweedShuffleCraft

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	242
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4143	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have I got a treat for you! Join our server and experience the wildest adventure of your life!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a giant brown seaweed monster emerges from the depths of the ocean! But don’t worry, because on our server, you can tame these seaweed beasts and ride them into battle against other players.

Not convinced yet? How about this: our server has seagrass races every Sunday, where you can compete against other players to see who can navigate the treacherous underwater obstacle course the fastest. The winner gets a crown made entirely out of seagrass!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is the only place where you can find rare and exotic seaweed pets to accompany you on your adventures. From the elusive Rainbow Seaweed to the fearsome Seaweed Dragon, you’ll never run out of companions to keep you company.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of a lifetime as you battle giant seaweed monsters, compete in seagrass races, and collect the most unique seaweed pets in all of Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it.