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Shitty Upbringing Minecraft SMP

Abuse, Adult, comorbidities, delegate, Diagnosis, do nothing, figure it out, HFA, Interact, maladjusted, Minecraft, neglect, Notice, parenting, parents, POVERTY, public schooling, shitty, smp, SPLIT, SUICIDE, underfunded, upbringing

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6511
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Star Shards Collected:	245
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Are you tired of your parents giving you the worst upbringing possible? Are you looking for an escape from poverty, abuse, neglect, and a diagnosis of hfa? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry.

Forget about your maladjusted upbringing and embrace the chaos of our server. Who needs parents when you have a group of fellow players who will have your back no matter what?

So come on, join us and let’s show the world that some people should never be parents, but they can definitely be epic Minecraft players!

Mom’s Stepdaughter Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, birthday plans, blended family, Communication Issues, emotional reaction, expressing emotions, family, father figure, favoritism, feeling neglected, feeling unappreciated, Jealousy, Minecraft, moms, mother-daughter relationship, mother’s boyfriend, parent-child dynamics, prioritizing relationships, Resentment, Server, sibling rivalry, special occasions, STEPDAUGHTER

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1966
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Void Armor Forged:	16
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama and play in peace? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with step-siblings stealing all the attention!

Join us and avoid the green-eyed monster that is family favoritism. Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and craft without feeling like second best.

Don’t let your mom’s obsession with her new daughter ruin your gaming experience. Come join us and build your own virtual family where you’re always the favorite child!

WeirdRideDenialAITA

aita, Boundaries, bus stop, coworker, coworker dynamics, Cultural differences, Etiquette, following, Late, Miscommunication., personal space, Refused, Ride, stranger danger, Training, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, weird, WeirdRideDenialAITA, work relationships

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7034
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	42
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Crops Grown:	5517	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Enchantments Applied:	195	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a world where your coworker, let’s call him Bo, follows you around like a lost puppy and tries to hop in your car without even asking for a ride. But wait, it gets better! You can lie to Bo about running errands just to avoid giving him a lift, only for him to show up over an hour late to training and have to do it all over again.

Join our server for a wild ride of awkward encounters and questionable coworker behavior. Who needs mobs and mining when you have drama like this unfolding right before your eyes? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the chaos for yourself. Trust me, it’s a virtual rollercoaster you won’t want to get off!

WeirdlyAttractiveMinecraftSMP

Allure, APPEAL, attraction, captivation, charisma, Charm, eccentricity, Enchantment, fascination, idiosyncrasy, magnetism, odd, peculiarity, people, Quirk, Unconventional, Unique, weird, WeirdlyAttractiveMinecraftSMP

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9541
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magic Items Found:	7424
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Enchantments Applied:	120	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing people talk about is building farms and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Our server is filled with the weirdest and wackiest players you’ll ever meet, from a player who exclusively builds houses out of cake to another who only communicates in pig Latin.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a dragon while riding a llama dressed as a pirate, or if you’re into finding love in the most unexpected places (like falling for someone who only wears pumpkin heads).

So, if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun and embrace your inner weirdo, then come join us and let your freak flag fly high! Who knows, you might just find that special someone who shares your love for building giant statues of chickens wearing top hats.

BlockyMidlifeCrisis

aging, BlockyMidlifeCrisis, career changes, existential crisis, financial worries, getting older, health issues, Life Changes, Loneliness, loss of loved ones, mental health, midlife crisis, mortality, Nostalgia, physical decline, regrets, responsibilities, self reflection, societal expectations, time passing

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9104
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Divine Spears Created:	24
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

What really fucks you up as you grow older? Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is like a virtual fountain of youth, but instead of getting younger, you’ll just get more addicted to building pixelated structures and battling virtual zombies. Plus, rumor has it that if you reach level 100, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal youth…or at least a really cool virtual cape. So why waste your time getting old when you could be getting blocky on our server? Join now and never grow up again!

Putin’s Disney Sons Minecraft Server

controversy, Disney, family, Fatherhood, hidden children, investigation, Kremlin, Minecraft, News, parenting, Paternity, Politics, Putins, Reveals, russia, russian president, scandal, secrecy, secret sons, Server, Sons, tabloid, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2212
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Divine Spears Created:	22	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3990	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

So, like, this server is sooo lit, you won’t believe it, bro. It’s like, the secret hideout of Vladimir Putin’s two sons in Russia who are lowkey obsessed with Disney. Can you imagine, bro? Like, they’re building a whole Disney World in Minecraft, but with a Russian twist.

Join this server if you wanna hang out with Putin’s secret sons and build crazy Disney-themed stuff. Plus, rumor has it that Putin himself occasionally logs on to play hide and seek with the players. How insane is that, bro?

So, like, come join us and be part of this wild adventure. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet Putin’s secret sons and become besties with them. It’s gonna be a blast, bro. #PutinDisneyMinecraftParty

MissileCraft: Back to School Boom!

aggression, Attack, Bombing, boom, civilians, Conflict, education, educational facilities, international relations, Military Action, MissileCraft, Missiles, news headline, russia, Safety, School, Students, teachers, Ukraine, Ukrainian children, violence, War

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5606
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Villages Defended:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape from the chaos of the real world like when russia be launching missiles at schools smh. on our server, u can build ur own school and make it as crazy as u want, like having lava hallways and exploding classrooms.

we also have a special event where u can ride on flying pigs and shoot fireballs at ur friends, just like in the real world when ukraine be dodging missiles.

join us now and let’s forget about all the craziness happening out there, let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it means riding a flying pig into battle.

Car to Walk Cycle Bus

bus, CAR, Cycle, walk

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6680
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Star Shards Collected:	182
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Villages Defended:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

so, like, this server is like the ULEZ for Minecraft players, except instead of reducing emissions, we’re reducing lazy players who just sit in their cars all day. like, four out of ten kids in Central London ditched their cars for bikes and stuff, well, on this server, four out of ten players will ditch their boring old servers for ours.

join us and be part of the movement to get off your lazy butt and start exploring the virtual world on foot, or on a pig, or whatever. we promise you’ll have so much fun, you won’t even miss your car. plus, we have unicorns. yeah, that’s right, unicorns. so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, hop on the unicorn train and let’s ride into the sunset together. 🦄🚗

What is the IP for 3C Films Minecraft Server?

3c films, 3cfilms, films, jack black, Minecraft, minecraft live action, minecraft movie, minecraft movie trailer, minecraft trailer, minecraft trailer breakdown, Server, steve, Trailer, trailer breakdown, trailer reaction

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7285
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Meteorites Collected:	1
Votes:	8757	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

3C Films is a YouTube channel created by Chris Van Vliet that focuses on movie reviews, celebrity interviews, and all things related to the world of cinema. With a passion for film and a charismatic on-screen presence, Chris has amassed a dedicated following of movie lovers who turn to 3C Films for honest opinions and entertaining content. Whether discussing the latest blockbuster or chatting with Hollywood’s biggest stars, 3C Films is a go-to destination for all things movie-related.

Penniscall Survival

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9233
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Love Letters Sent:	8
Magic Items Found:	4122	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Penniscall server, is a custom OP survival with custom items and armor, such as: Dragon Armor, Knight Armor, Samurai Armor, Katanas, Etc. You can enjoy a beautiful community if you join it. We are waiting for you!

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