Coffee Addiction MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Bean Brew Bistro

coffee beans, morning pick-me-up, roasted beans, coffee addiction, coffee shop vibes

so, like, picture this: you’re chillin’ in this minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you’re surrounded by a bunch of chickens wearin’ top hats and monocles. they start dancin’ and singin’ “chicken nuggets are our friends” in perfect harmony. it’s like a fever dream, but in minecraft form.

but wait, there’s more! you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the creepers are breakin’ it down to some sick beats. they even teach you how to do the creeper shuffle, it’s lit.

oh, and did i mention the giant flying pigs that drop diamond blocks from the sky? yeah, that’s a thing here. join this server if you wanna experience the most wacky and wild adventures in minecraft. plus, free cookies for all new players. because who doesn’t love cookies, amirite?

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Coffee Craft Minecraft Server

Server, need coffee, late night cravings, caffeine fix, late night coffee

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on dirt block placement? Well, fear not, because our server is so exciting that even coffee can’t keep up! Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a llama dressed as a cowboy. Our server is so wild, you’ll be up all night laughing with your new Minecraft BFFs. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a caffeine-fueled adventure like no other!

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Coffee Makes Me Shit Minecraft Server

Minecraft, gastrointestinal, coffee drinker, Server, coffee addiction

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the coffee flows like water and the poop jokes never end! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive mining adventures and hilarious bathroom breaks. Our server is perfect for all you caffeine addicts out there who love to build, mine, and poop in peace. So come on, join us and let’s see who can build the biggest toilet in all of Minecraft!

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LoneJavaTriplePay Minecraft SMP

self reliance, LoneJavaTriplePay, motivation, opportunity, personal growth

Picture this: Your boss strolls up to you at your desk, a glint in their eye and a mischievous grin on their face. They drop a bombshell on you – your salary is about to triple, but there’s a catch. You have to pack up your things and head to a remote location all by yourself for a whole year. And get this – there’s no coffee.

Now, before you start panicking and wondering if you can survive without your daily caffeine fix, let me paint a different picture for you. What if I told you that this remote location is actually a secret Minecraft SMP server, filled with the most epic builds and the craziest adventures you could ever imagine?

Forget about your boss and your lack of coffee – on this server, you’ll be building towering castles, exploring mysterious dungeons, and battling fierce mobs alongside a community of fellow players who are just as wild and wacky as you are.

So, are you willing to trade in your office chair for a diamond pickaxe and join us on this insane Minecraft journey? Trust me, the tripled salary will be the least of your worries once you dive into the madness of this SMP.

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CaffeinatedCrafter Minecraft Server

second cup, CaffeinatedCrafter, coffee addiction, coffee drinker, coffee pleasure

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take coffee breaks to a whole new level! Forget about building epic structures or fighting off creepers, the real challenge is seeing how many cups of covfeefees you can fit in your inventory.

Join us for a wild ride as we explore the depths of our caffeine-fueled creativity. From building giant coffee cup statues to battling mobs with espresso shots, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your favorite mug, and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new meaning to the phrase “coffee break.”

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JavaPieCraft

brewed beverages, caffeine withdrawal, running out of coffee, dog shit, desperate measures

Yo, come join this epic Minecraft server where we have so much fun, it’s like drinking coffee flavored water but way better! We don’t just build houses, we build entire cities made out of apple-pie-and-cinnamon flavored blocks! And don’t worry about running out of coffee, we have a never-ending supply of caffeine to keep you mining and crafting for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie baristas who will trade you diamonds for lattes. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most caffeinated adventure of your life!

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JavaJunkiesCraft

coffee habits, genetic research, genetic predisposition, coffee addiction, genetics

so, like, u know how sum peeps drink, like, 20 cups of coffee a day and sum peeps are all like “nah, i’ll pass”? well, dis server is like dat, but with minecraft. we got peeps who build 20 houses a day and peeps who just chill in a cave all day. it’s all cuz of their genetic differences, man. like, sum peeps are born to mine and sum peeps are born to build. it’s wild, dude.

if u wanna see how ur genes influence ur minecraft skills, u gotta join dis server. we got scientists studying ur gameplay and figuring out why u do what u do. it’s like a virtual lab experiment, but with blocks and creepers. plus, we got free coffee for all players. cuz, u know, genetic differences and stuff.

so, come join us on dis crazy minecraft server where ur genes determine ur destiny. who knows, maybe u were born to be the next minecraft pro. or maybe u were born to be the next minecraft hermit. either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

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CoffeeCraft_WakeUpCall

accident prone, spilled drink, morning chaos, work productivity, coffee addiction

Yo, so like, imagine this: you spill your coffee all over your boring paperwork, right? But instead of getting mad, you’re like, “YAS, this is the sign I’ve been waiting for!” Because on our server, spilling coffee on your paperwork is actually a secret code to unlock a hidden realm filled with diamond blocks and flying pigs. Yeah, you heard me right, FLYING PIGS. And if you join our server, you can ride those pigs into battle against evil zombies and giant spiders. Plus, every time you die, you respawn as a dancing llama with a top hat. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join our server? It’s like a caffeine-fueled adventure of epic proportions. Let’s get this party started, coffee spillers unite! 🐷☕️🦙 #coffeemadness #diamondsfordays #llamalove

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KidCraft: No Help, No Kids!

Kids, Company, circus, KidCraft, Events

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your company? Join our Minecraft server and escape the corporate circus! We promise no one will come knocking on your virtual door asking for free labor “for the kids.” Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and relax without any unwanted emails or calls from your ex-employer. Plus, we have a special event where you can throw virtual gifts at each other to make up for all the real-life gift wrapping you had to endure. So come join us and leave the drama behind – after all, it’s not your circus, not your monkeys!

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CraftyCritters: Pick Your Spirit Animal!

wildlife, Identity, adaptation, dream, Survival

Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can be ANY animal you want! Want to be a majestic unicorn prancing through the pixelated meadows? Done. How about a fierce dragon terrorizing the other players? No problem. Join our server and let your wildest animal fantasies come to life! Who needs boring old humans when you can be a mythical creature wreaking havoc on the virtual world? Join now and unleash your inner beast!

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