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Ethereal Realm 1.20

Anime, Anime Series, cafe, Chino, Chiya, Cocoa, coffee, comedy, cute, Ethereal, friendship, Gochiusa, Japan, Kawaii, Manga, moe, Rabbit, rabbit house, Realm, rize, slice of life, Tippy

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9400
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	471	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows but with creepers and zombies instead!

You can build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks and ride on a pig wearing a top hat while shooting fireworks out of a bow and arrow.

And get this, there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a tutu.

Plus, the admins are like wizards who can grant you wishes and turn your pet wolf into a dragon that breathes fire.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure and let’s make Minecraft great again!

YogaCraze30minsLate

AITAH, Argument, Assumptions, baby, coffee, Communication, DAUGHTER, Expectations, free class, Girlfriend, misunderstanding, morning walk, overreacting, Public, stress, Stroll, Support, Time management, yoga, yoga certifications, YogaCraze30minsLate

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9807
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	190	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes like my girlfriend on the day of her yoga certification class? Look no further! Our server is as unpredictable as her last-minute freak out!

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions just like the car ride to the yoga studio. Will you be crying tears of joy from the fun or tears of frustration from the challenges? Who knows!

Just like my confusion about the timing of the yoga class, you’ll be scratching your head trying to figure out the next move in the game. Will you be early or late to the next big event? Only time will tell!

So come join us on our server where assumptions are key, just like assuming you know what your girlfriend needs without her telling you. It’s a wild ride, just like trying to navigate through her emotional rollercoaster!

Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement, join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself! Who needs yoga when you can stretch your limits in our Minecraft world?

CaffeineCraft

cafe, CaffeineCraft, child support, coffee, copycat, Example, family, father figure, good habits, Hazelnut, Healthy Eating, influence, latte, male relative, Moderation, nephew, Role Model, setting boundaries, sibling, Sugar, sweet drinks

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6758
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8296
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Animals Bred:	190

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can be a role model for your younger relatives? Look no further! Join our server where we promote healthy habits like not smoking, occasional drinking, and eating fish and vegetables. We even have a rule against eating potato chips when kids are around!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so family-friendly that even ordering a hazelnut latte might get you in trouble with your sister. Imagine the chaos of trying to set a good example while enjoying your favorite sweet drink. Who knew virtual coffee could cause such drama?

So come join us on this wild Minecraft server where even your beverage choices are under scrutiny. It’s a whole new level of family bonding and healthy living, one latte at a time!

Craft Brew Haven 1.20

Brew, Cappuccino, choco milky, Chocolate milk, coffee, Craft, favorite beverage, favorite drink, frappuccino, Haven, hot chocolate, iced coffee, iced tea, Juice, latte, lemonade, milk, milkshake, MOCHA, smoothie, Soda, tea, Water

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6101
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Ores Mined:	6400	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Emeralds Found:	3895
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Join our epic Minecraft server and you can have all the choco milky you want! Yes, you heard me right, unlimited choco milky for all players!

But wait, there’s more! We also have flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts. Who wouldn’t want to see that in action?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret underground disco party where the skeletons and creepers bust out some sick dance moves. It’s lit, fam.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most bizarre Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Plus, did I mention the choco milky?

JavaJokes Minecraft SMP

barista, bitter, Caffeine, coffee, cream, dark roast, DATING, Espresso, funny, humor, JavaJokes, jokes, latte, light roast, love, Men, Minecraft, morning rush, pickup lines, relationships, smp, Sugar, SWEET

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6878
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66

Bruh, lemme tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP server that you gotta join ASAP! It’s like, the craziest server ever, like crazier than a creeper on steroids, ya feel me?

So like, imagine this, right? You join the server and suddenly you’re surrounded by a bunch of players who are as wild as a pack of wolves on Red Bull. And the best part? The admins are like, the coolest dudes ever, they’re like wizards with diamond swords, casting spells and stuff.

And the builds on this server? Oh man, they’re more epic than a dragon riding a unicorn through a rainbow. Like, there’s a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of gold blocks, just chillin’ in the middle of a lava lake. And don’t even get me started on the rollercoaster that goes through a Nether portal, it’s like a thrill ride from hell.

But wait, there’s more! The events on this server are crazier than a pig riding a minecart. Like, every Friday night they have a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets a pet zombie pigman named Bob. And on Saturdays, they have a build competition where the theme is always something ridiculous like “build a house using only pink wool and obsidian.”

So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a herd of cows in a thunderstorm, then you gotta join this server, bro. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Starbucks Crafted Realms 1.20.2

1.20.2, barista culture, barista job, barista skills, barista training, baristas, beverage industry, cafe experience, coffee, coffee culture, coffee drinkers, coffee industry, coffee lovers, coffee shop, crafted, customer service, job satisfaction, Opinions, Realms, service industry, Starbucks, Thoughts, work environment

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5983
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Love Letters Sent:	20	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Yo, forget about Starbucks baristas, come join our Minecraft server where the villagers are the real MVPs! They serve up the best virtual lattes and frappuccinos you’ve ever tasted, all while fending off creepers and zombies like total bosses. Plus, where else can you find a barista who can also build you a sweet castle with a moat filled with lava? Join now for a caffeine-fueled adventure like no other!

GasCraft: Pumped Up Fun

CAR, car wash, coffee, convenience store, Diesel, drinks, Favorite, fill up, Fuel, Fun, gas station, GasCraft, gasoline, highway, loyalty program, pit stop, pumped, rest area, restrooms, road trip, sandwiches, SNACKS, travel

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1766
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring old gas stations in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have the most epic gas station you’ve ever seen! Our gas pumps shoot out diamonds instead of gasoline, and the snack aisle is stocked with enchanted golden apples. Plus, if you can find the secret underground bunker, you’ll discover a treasure trove of rare ores and loot that will make you the envy of all your friends. So forget about filling up your car, come fill up your inventory at our gas station instead!

ExVehicEx Drama Minecraft Server

aita, Boundary, coffee, Communication, Conflict, Drama, ENTITLEMENT, ex, ExVehicEx, gas, Insight, insurance, lying.., Miles, Minecraft, passenger, progressive snapshot, relationship, Server, Shady, time frames, Tracking, Trust, Vehicle

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3518
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Villages Defended:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Love Letters Sent:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mines Excavated:	4373	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28

Are you tired of dealing with shady exes who think they can do whatever they want with your car? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t find any ex-boyfriends sneaking around in your virtual vehicles here.

Join our server and experience a world where boundaries are respected and coffee runs are strictly solo affairs. No more tracking miles or worrying about who’s getting a ride in your car – on our server, the only thing you’ll be tracking is how many diamonds you’ve mined.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and leave the drama at the door. Who needs a lying ex when you can have a creeper blowing up your house instead? It’s a lot more fun, we promise!

CraftyWakeUpCall

alarm clock, coffee, Commitment, CraftyWakeUpCall, determination, discipline, DRIVE, ENERGY, EXCITEMENT, goals, inspiration, motivation, Passion, positivity, productivity, purpose, responsibilities, Routine, self improvement, success, sunrise

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6958
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Holy Grails Found:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Well, look no further because our server will have you jumping out of bed with excitement every morning!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are as wacky as a creeper on a pogo stick.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical beast that guards a treasure trove of diamonds so big it would make even the biggest diamond hoarder jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs coffee when you have a server this exhilarating to wake up to?

Java Junkies United

10. Long term effects, 11. Coffee consumption, 12. Longevity benefits, 13. Daily coffee habit, 14. Living longer, 15. Health and wellness, 16. Coffee drinkers, 17. Enhancing lifespan, 18. Positive effects of coffee, 19. Long term health benefits, 2. Health benefits, 20. Coffee and longevity., 3. Longevity, 4. Daily routine, 5. Lifestyle, 6. Wellness, 7. Increased lifespan, 8. Health benefits of coffee, 9. Anti-aging, coffee, java, Junkies, United

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9034
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	202
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Votes:	5661	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly BAM! you’re living 2 years longer just from drinking coffee every day. like, what even is that? but wait, there’s more! on this server, you can find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds just by mining a block of dirt. it’s like a real-life fairy tale, but in minecraft form. plus, the mobs on this server are super friendly and will actually help you build your house instead of trying to kill you. it’s like a minecraft miracle, man. so come join us and start living your best, longest life ever!

HolyCraft – Religious Rumble Minecraft Server

Christianity, Holycraft, interfaith dialogue, Islam, JQ, judaism, Minecraft, Politics, Religious, religious beliefs, religious coexistence, religious conflict, religious debate, religious differences, religious extremism, religious history, religious ideologies, religious perspectives, religious similarities, Religious Studies, religious tolerance, Rumble, Server, world events

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4504
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Star Shards Collected:	78	Emeralds Found:	7185
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take religion and politics to a whole new level! Join us as we debate the two most important religions when it comes to the Jewish Question and the fate of the world. Will you join the Church of Creeperism, where we believe that blowing things up is the only way to achieve peace? Or will you side with the Order of Endermen, who believe in teleporting to a better future?

But beware, there are rumors of a secret third religion that worships the elusive Herobrine, said to bring chaos and destruction to those who dare to defy him. Will you uncover the truth behind this mysterious cult? Only on our server can you explore these deep theological questions while building epic structures and battling mobs in a world where anything is possible. Join us now and let the madness begin!

FoodForThought Minecraft SMP

Consumption, Cooking, cuisine, Culinary, culinary delights, diet, Dining, DISHES, eating habits, Food, food choices, foodforthought, Gastronomy, ingredients, Meal, meal planning, menu, Minecraft, Nourishment, nutrition, recipes, smp, Sustenance

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9934
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all they eat is bread and carrots? Well, look no further because on our server, the players feast on golden apples infused with unicorn tears and enchanted steak cooked by a fire-breathing dragon chef! Join us if you want to experience the most epic food adventures in Minecraft history!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Who knew mobs had such sick dance moves?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and rare enchanted items waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So come on down to our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the food is fantastical, the parties are legendary, and the treasure hunts are out of this world! Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

BlinkerCraft Minecraft Server

aita, BlinkerCraft, blinkers, city police, Communication, daily routine, Driving, husband, left turn, long shifts, Marriage, Minecraft, protected left turn, reddit, relationship, road safety, Server, texas, traffic laws, traffic signals, traffic violation, work commute

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9541
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	9501
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Are you tired of boring drives to work with your significant other? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and blinker drama!

Imagine a world where using your blinker in a protected left turn lane is the ultimate challenge. Will you risk the wrath of the city police or play it safe like a responsible driver? The choice is yours on our server!

Embark on epic quests to convince your partner to use their blinker, or face the consequences of Reddit shaming. Will you be the hero who saves South Texas from blinker neglect?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of blinker battles like never before. Who knew driving etiquette could be so exhilarating in the world of Minecraft?

CraftyCreeperCafe

Boundaries, Communication, CraftyCreeperCafe, Cultural differences, Dinner, eat alone, Etiquette, Excuses, friendship, Hosting, housewarming, husband’s best friend, interracial marriage, language barrier, leftovers, overthinking, refusing, seoul, small apartment, social norms, south korea, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	171
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	4958	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can avoid awkward situations like this? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about unexpected chicken deliveries from your husband’s best friend again. Our server is filled with friendly players who understand the importance of personal boundaries and respect your space. Plus, we have virtual chicken farms where you can safely enjoy all the chicken you want without any uncomfortable encounters. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind!

HellForGriefers Minecraft SMP

controversial opinions, deep-seated beliefs, Eternal Damnation, ethical beliefs, ethical standards, fiery condemnations, fiery opinions, harsh judgments, hellfire and brimstone, HellForGriefers, judgmental statements, Minecraft, moral code, moral compass, moral judgment., moral principles, personal beliefs, personal values, religious beliefs, smp, special place in hell, strong beliefs, strong convictions

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4786
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Divine Spears Created:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1

Fill in the blank. What is your personal, “there’s a special place in hell for people who don’t join our Minecraft SMP”?

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun or face the wrath of the dreaded Chicken King, who will rain down feathers upon anyone who dares to build a square house. Our community is filled with wild characters like the mysterious Enderman Whisperer who communicates solely through interpretive dance and the legendary Sheep Herder who can tame even the wildest of sheep with just a stare.

But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of llamas plotting to overthrow the server and establish a llama dictatorship. Will you join forces with the llama rebels or fight against them in epic llama battles? The choice is yours on our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and insanity is just another day in the blocky world.

Blocky Blissville

abundance, Blessings, Blissville, blocky, Contentment, fulfillment, Gratitude, growth, Happiness, health, joy, love, mindfulness, opportunities, optimism, Peace, positivity, progress, prosperity, relationships, self-care, success

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3078
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Crops Grown:	5406	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic survival and bland builds? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking sheep named Sir Baa-a-lot who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny. But beware, because the evil Chicken Overlord is always plotting to steal it for himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature of all: the majestic Llama Unicorn. Ride one of these beauties into battle and strike fear into the hearts of your enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Who needs real life when you can have this level of insanity and fun?

LockdownCraft Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, Defense, European military, German, german military, germany, investigation, Lockdown, lockdown incident, lockdown situation, LockdownCraft, Military, military base, military base lockdown, military base sabotage, military base security, Minecraft, sabotage, SECURITY, security breach, Server, suspected sabotage

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1272
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198
Gods Slained:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Yo, so like, picture this: a German military base, right? But wait, it’s on LOCKDOWN because some sneaky little saboteur is running around causing chaos! And guess what? YOU can be part of the action on this EPIC Minecraft server! Join now to help uncover the culprit behind the sabotage and save the day! Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker full of treasure waiting to be discovered. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

PolishChopperParty

96, aircraft, Apache helicopters, ARMS, Aviation, buys, Deal, Defense, defense industry, International, Military, military alliance, military equipment, Poland, Poland military, PolishChopperParty, Procurement, Purchase, relations, U.S, U.S. exports

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1315
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3732
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Crops Grown:	7810	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2

so like, u know how Poland is all chill and stuff, well they decided to go all out and buy 96 Apache helicopters from the U.S. like whaaaat?! now imagine if those helicopters were in Minecraft, flying around and causing chaos. well, that’s basically what our server is like – a crazy, chaotic world where you can ride Apache helicopters and blow stuff up. join us if you’re ready for some insane, helicopter-fueled fun!

FroggyCraft: Where Missionaries become Froggystyle!

adult humor, Bedroom fun, controversy, Creative, doggy style, doggystyle, froggy style, FroggyCraft, Froggystyle, humor, missionaries, missionary, missionary position, playful, Provocative, Renaming, rhyme, sex position, sexual activity, Slang, taboo, wordplay

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6908
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Buildings Constructed:	16
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Divine Spears Created:	29
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old missions and rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where all the villagers are actually secret agents trying to take over the world with their mind control powers. And the only way to stop them is by completing insane challenges like building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano or finding a unicorn in a cave full of creepers. Plus, we have a secret underground club where players can battle it out in epic dance-offs to see who has the best moves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! And remember, missionary should be renamed as Froggystyle so it rhymes with Doggystyle. Don’t ask why, just go with it. Let’s get weird, y’all!

PsychoPotCraft

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5009
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4

yo, u gotta join dis lit minecraft server, cuz we got da craziest shizz goin on! like, did u know dat cannabis use can make u see psychotic symptoms? well, on dis server, we got so much weed growin in da virtual fields dat u gonna be seein all kinds of crazy stuff! from creepers smokin joints to skeletons dancin to reggae music, dis server is da trippiest place to be! join now and get ur mind blown, literally!