Cozy Craft
> Welcome to Cozy Craft < < < Cozy Craft is a chill Minecraft server where you can relax and have fun. The main goal here is to chill out. If you’re in school or work a lot, this is the perfect place to unwind and enjoy Minecraft to the max. No drama, no fights, just grab a coffee, dim the lights, and escape.
Join us on Discord to get started! 🙂 https://discord.gg/9Nrr2whc4m
51.81.148.195:25570
| Server Name | Cozy Craft |
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| Server Type | Survival |
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| Discord | Join our Discord |
Cozy Craft is a simple and chill Minecraft Survival Server aimed at providing a relaxing environment for players to enjoy the game.
No, there is no minimum playtime required on Cozy Craft. Play whenever you want/can.
Yes, Cozy Craft is an adult server and only accepts players who are 18 years or older.
Yes, you can customize your gameplay settings on Cozy Craft. Just let the admins know your preferences.
Breaking the rules on Cozy Craft can result in warnings, temporary bans, or permanent bans depending on the severity of the violation.
Welcome, mere mortal! You might think you know what reality is, but NO! Join us in the void—a Minecraft server so absurdly magnificent that your brain will beg for clarity but find only chaos! This is NOT just a server. It’s a portal to your wildest (and worst) nightmares! Why? Because if you don’t join now, you’re giving up your chance to understand the cosmic joke of existence! You’ll never play a normal block game again! Without this server, you might as well eat soup with a fork! Think about it!
| Feature | Description |
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| Time Travel Griefers | Fix the past by breaking the future! Why play in the present when you can play in the schism? |
| Floating Blocks of Melancholy | Experience existential dread as you construct WITHERS from dream fragments in the Sky of Sadness. |
| Endless Coffee Beans | Survive on bean farms that barely exist. Reality bends when you drink from the cup of nothingness! |
| Donald Trump Villagers | Bartering with villagers has never been so LOUD! They’ll sell you your worst fears for diamonds! |
| Exploding Bread | Who needs TNT? Just attempt to consume any freshly baked goods—you might not survive! |
Q: Can I join if I’ve never played Minecraft?
A: Totally! But beware, your ignorance is a powerful weapon against the chaos monster lurking behind the curtain of reality! Prepare yourself!
Q: How do I build in this server?
A: Building is overrated unless you consider constructing edible llamas a legitimate pastime—then you’re golden!
Q: What happens if I die?
A: Death is just the beginning! Or maybe it’s the end. Either way, your soul might be eternal (or non-existent). Who can say?
“Coffee bean prices are at all time highs and going up.”
“I don’t care about eggs but don’t fuck with my coffee!”
“Truth is a flat circle. Drink more coffee!”
but wait, there’s more! you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the creepers are breakin’ it down to some sick beats. they even teach you how to do the creeper shuffle, it’s lit.
oh, and did i mention the giant flying pigs that drop diamond blocks from the sky? yeah, that’s a thing here. join this server if you wanna experience the most wacky and wild adventures in minecraft. plus, free cookies for all new players. because who doesn’t love cookies, amirite?
Join us and witness the epic tale of a husband who ran into his ex-girlfriend at Chick-fil-a, sparking a whirlwind of emotions and questionable decisions. Will he reach out to her for coffee, despite being married for over a decade? Will his wife put her foot down and shut down this potential disaster waiting to happen? Find out on our server, where the drama never ends!
But wait, there’s more! We also have a side plot involving a dad who tried to help out a struggling single woman at work, only to end up cheating on his wife. Will history repeat itself with the son following in his father’s footsteps? Will the wife’s suspicions be proven right, or will the husband prove her wrong and restore trust in their marriage? The suspense is killing us, and we know you’ll be on the edge of your seat too!
So come join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable decisions, and jaw-dropping twists that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to satisfy all your drama cravings?
Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on a giant flying llama while battling evil zombie villagers with enchanted diamond pickaxes. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored obsidian and challenge other players to a dance-off in the town square.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can boogie down with the fearsome beast and win epic loot prizes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker filled with talking cows who give out valuable quests.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and never run out of coffee or crazy adventures again!
And get this, there are secret passages hidden behind the pantry shelves! You can sneak around and surprise your friends while they’re cooking up some pork chops. It’s like a real-life game of Clue, but with more explosions and less murder.
Plus, the kitchen is haunted by the ghost of a chef who only knows how to make pixelated spaghetti. It’s like having a spooky roommate who’s always trying to feed you carbs. So if you’re into cooking, exploring, and dealing with supernatural beings, then this server is the place for you! Just watch out for the flying pots and pans, they have a mind of their own.
Our server is perfect for those who need a little reminder now and then. Just like how you take notes on your phone to remember your wife’s favorite things, you can take notes in-game to remember where you left your enchanted pickaxe!
Don’t worry about being called out for forgetting to craft a diamond sword for your virtual partner – we understand that sometimes our brains are just wired differently. And hey, if you get distracted easily while mining, we’ve got plenty of tasks to keep you on track!
So come join us on the most understanding Minecraft server out there. Because in this world, forgetting to feed your virtual animals won’t lead to a huge argument – just some playful banter and maybe a reminder to set an alarm next time!