come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own wall to keep out creepers and zombies just like trump wants to keep out immigrants! if u dont join, u might not be around very long just like zelensky if he refuses peace deal with russia! build ur own empire and make alliances with other players to take over the server! who needs politics when u have minecraft? join now before it’s too late!
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ZelenskyCraft: No Deals with Russia!
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KremlinCraft SMP: Dirt on Elon & Trump
OMG guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. Like, Elon Musk and Donald Trump were totally playing on it and Russia had some dirt on them or something, like what even?! But like, you gotta join this server to find out the juicy deets, it’s like a conspiracy theory come to life in Minecraft form. Plus, there’s like, a secret underground base where they keep all the rarest items and stuff. It’s like, so OP, you won’t even know what hit you. So come join us and uncover the truth behind Russia’s hold on Elon and Trump, it’s gonna be wild, I swear! #MinecraftConspiracies #JoinUsOrElseLOLZ🤪🤣🤯🤑🤔🤫
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MineCraftyDealzVP or BlackmailCraftVP
so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the minerals you could ever dream of, like diamonds, emeralds, even obsidian! but get this, right? we got this crazy story where the US was like, “yo Ukraine, sign this deal for minerals or you ain’t meeting our vice president in Munich!” like, what even is that, right? but hey, if you wanna avoid that kind of drama and just mine in peace, then you gotta join our server, where the only blackmailing happening is when your friend steals your diamonds! lolz!
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PixelPranksters
Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, it’s so lit that even the UN is talking about it! Apparently, teens are being forced to do some crazy stuff on there, like performing sexual acts on each other! It’s like a whole new level of PvP, but with a twist! And get this, Hamas is supposedly behind it all, like what even?! So if you wanna experience some wild and wacky adventures, come join us on this server and see what all the fuss is about! Just be prepared for the unexpected, cuz things might get a little freaky!
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Repro Coercion Craft
so, like, u know how 1 in 20 australian women could have had some weird stuff happen with their baby-making parts cuz of their partner? well, on our minecraft server, we promise NONE of that will happen! cuz, like, our server is a safe space for all players, no matter what kind of crazy stuff they’ve been through. join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and making new friends! plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of diamonds and llamas. so, like, why wouldn’t u wanna join? come on, let’s build a world where everyone can be happy and free from reproductive coercion!
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Likeable Perp Tactics: Less Blame, More Fun!
join our epic minecraft server where we have the most bonkers adventures waiting for you! imagine a world where the creepers are actually your friends and the zombies just want to dance with you.we have a special feature where if you get attacked by a player, you can blame it on a glitch in the matrix and get away with it scot-free. no one will ever question your actions because we believe in total chaos and mayhem.
come join us and be part of a community where accountability is a thing of the past and likeability is the only currency that matters. build crazy structures, fight off insane mobs, and never worry about being blamed for anything ever again.
so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!
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HolyCraft Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that will protect you from evil forces like a knight in shining armor? Look no further! Join our server and we promise to shield you from any shady groups trying to recruit you for their “only truth”. We’ve got your back, just like this girl has her BF’s back from those manipulative manipulators.Our server is a safe haven where you can build and explore without worrying about being brainwashed by religious groups. Plus, we have epic weekend plans that won’t get interrupted by any cult-like activities. So come join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together! #ProtectYourBlockySoul #NoCultsAllowed
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UnwantedSMP: Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of being forced to eat broccoli for dinner? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we guarantee that no one will ever force you to eat broccoli again! Join us and feast on virtual steak and cake instead!”’Why join our Minecraft SMP? Because we have a secret underground roller coaster that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds! Plus, our resident llama, Larry, is a master at telling dad jokes that will make you LOL for days.”’
So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only thing being forced on you is fun and laughter!
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2Tools 2Cheat 2t2c.hopto.org – Anarchy • No rules
This is a Minecraft server created by a Vietnamese Minecraft player. He wants you to have fun playing the server, without any coercion or rules, just for everyone to have fun.This is a Minecraft server created by a Vietnamese Minecraft player.He wants you to have fun playing the server, without any force or rules, just for everyone to have fun.
2t2c.hopto.org