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Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 5561 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
Potions Brewed: | 50 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!