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Crits2Sh*ts Minecraft Server

Absurdity, bodily functions, comedic, Crits2Shts, First Person Shooter, funny, Gaming, Gaming Community, humor, long tail tag, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, random crits, random events, random shits, satire, Server, Steam, team fortress 2, tf2, valve, video games

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8078
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5568
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Animals Bred:	166
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have replaced random crits with random shits! That’s right, every 5 seconds there’s a 10% chance your character will loudly and aggressively soil themselves. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you never know when you’ll be caught with your pants down (literally). Explore our custom-built worlds filled with surprises around every corner, and watch out for those unexpected bowel movements!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event where players can compete in a “Best Shit” contest, where the most epic and explosive accidents win fabulous prizes. So grab your toilet paper and join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind server!

HygieneCraft Minecraft Server

age, body shape, hygiene, HygieneCraft, Intimacy, Minecraft, personal hygiene, Physical attraction, pussy, Race, relationships, Server, sexual behavior, sexual compatibility, sexual experiences, sexual exploration, sexual health, sexual partners, sexual pleasure, sexual preferences, sexual satisfaction, sexual wellness, Taste

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3747
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Buildings Constructed:	39	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t ask the real questions? Well, look no further! Join our server and ponder the important things in life, like whether pussy tastes the same no matter what. Our community of players is always up for a lively debate and you never know what outrageous topic will come up next. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground cat cult that worships the mystical power of feline companions. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else!

GenderRevealPartyMinecraftServer

aita, Apologize.., Ban, Cut off, DEFEND, duped, family, fiance’s friend, Friends, Gender Reveal, gender reveal party, GenderRevealPartyMinecraftServer, innocent, malicious intent, patternity test, Pregnancy, Protect, Sensitive, snide remarks, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5856
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Are you tired of drama in your life? Looking for a place to escape and have some fun? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding between building a castle or a rollercoaster!

We promise no one will question the paternity of your pixelated baby or make snide remarks about your virtual fashion choices. Our community is all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. Spooky fun for everyone!

CreeperCrashers

aita, apologised, Applying, Boyfriend, CreeperCrashers, double date, drinks, embarrassed, EMBARRASSING, Expectations, Friends, Girlfriend, Jobless, Lazy, out of order, Partners, Paying, ROUNDS, specific job, unemployed

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7130
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about moochers like my girlfriend’s friend’s boyfriend? Look no further! Join our server where everyone pulls their weight and contributes equally… unless you’re a creeper, then you can just explode and cause chaos, we don’t mind that kind of freeloaders!

Our server is full of exciting adventures, like trying to survive the night without getting blown up by creepers or finding hidden treasures in the depths of the mines. Plus, we have a strict “no moochers allowed” policy, so you won’t have to worry about someone expecting you to pay for their virtual drinks.

So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server around, where you can build, explore, and have a blast without any lazy freeloaders ruining the fun. Who needs a boyfriend who won’t even buy a round of drinks when you can have a whole community of gamers who actually contribute? Join now and let the adventures begin!

PleasureCraftXYZ

anonymous sharing, arousal, Boundaries, boundary-pushing, community insights, community insights Sensual experimentation, community insights Sensual exploration, Curiosity, experimentation, hidden desires Unconventional pleasures, hidden fantasies Erotic experimentation, hidden fantasies Erotic exploration, hidden pleasures Unconventional toys, Intimacy, intimate desires Taboo fantasies, intimate exploration, intimate secrets, kink Female pleasure, personal satisfaction Female arousal, Pleasure, pleasure seeking Taboo pleasures, PleasureCraftXYZ, question Sexual exploration, reddit, Self Discovery, self-exploration, sensation Intimate objects, sensory pleasures Reddit discussions, sensory stimulation Reddit confessions, sexual discovery Female pleasure seeking, sexual discovery Female sexuality, taboo Personal satisfaction, unconventional desires, unconventional toys, unique experiences, unique experiences Reddit discussion, weird, Women

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5385
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Votes:	3116	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Magic Items Found:	3489	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a server that will tickle your funny bone and stimulate your creativity? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your wildest Minecraft fantasies!

Join us and experience a world where the weirdest things are not only accepted, but encouraged! Build a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn, create a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, or even start a farm with exploding chickens – the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most bizarre and hilarious community you’ll ever meet. From players who communicate solely in cat memes to builders who construct entire cities out of cheese, you’ll never be bored with the eclectic cast of characters on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your imagination run wild – who knows, you might even discover a new pleasure you never knew you had!

NeuroCraft: SunkCostVortex

behavioral economics, brain activity, brain function, brain mapping, brain region, brain region identification, brain study, cognitive bias, cognitive neuroscience, Commitment, Decision making, decision making process, goals, NeuroCraft, neuroscience, Psychology, research, sunk cost fallacy, SunkCostVortex, ventromedial prefrontal cortex, vmPFC

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6248
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Animals Bred:	126	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

are you tired of your brain making you do dumb stuff? well come join our minecraft server and leave that ventromedial prefrontal cortex in the dust! we promise you won’t be stuck in the sunk cost fallacy here, just endless fun and crazy adventures! our server is like a brain vacation, where you can let loose and build to your heart’s content without worrying about silly things like commitment. so come on, join us and let your vmPFC take a break while you explore, create, and laugh your way through the best minecraft server ever!

★ LucidMC ★ [Survival Roleplay] ★ [Land Claiming] ★ [Resource Gathering] ★ [Grief Free] ★ [Immersive World] ★ Join Today!

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, #youtube, acceptance, Adult, Anarchy, Anime, Anticheat, Castle, Chaos, Chestshop, Community, creativity, creeper, Discord, Economy, Enchants, expressive, FANTASY, Fly, girl, Grief, grief-free, hermitcraft, House, hypixel, immersive world, Kingdom, Kits, Land claiming, Legit, Lgbt, LifeSteal, LucidMC, Magic, memes, Modded, new, non toxic, Old, Resource Gathering, Roleplay, Shop, SKY, Small, smp, Spells, Survival, survival roleplay, sword, Teleport, twitch, Unique Community, Warp, Weirdness, zombie

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6827
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mines Excavated:	4711
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Secret Passages Found:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Java IP: LucidCraft.play-minecraft.net

Bedrock IP: LucidMCBedrock.play-minecraft.net Port: 1984

Discord: discord.gg/gCsUVe3G

Welcome to LucidMC, a server with a unique community where you can express yourself freely in a non-toxic way.

This is a place where all types of weirdness and creativity are accepted.

Primarily focused on the roleplay, economy and survival genres.

LucidCraft.play-minecraft.net

ChipCraft – Cozy Adventures in MC Server

Adventures, Al-Quds Brigades, Ansarullah, Chip, ChipCraft, Comfy Happening, Cozy, evangelicals, F-22 Raptor, Gaza Strip, Hamas, israel palestine conflict, lebanon, LIVESTREAMS, Maps, Nakba Documentary, Netanyahu, News, occupation, palestine, Rafah city, resistance, Server, State Department, Terrorist, TJD13, tkd, US Marine, war cabinet

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4502
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you questioning reality! Why join, you ask? Well, our server is so insane that even the Glowniggers are trying to sabotage us – that’s how you know we’re doing something right!

Forget about boring old servers, on our server you’ll deny Israel’s legitimacy, denounce the Talmud, and endorse TKD (Total Kike Death) – it’s all in good fun, we promise! Plus, we have the latest news straight from the #Hamas movement in #Lebanon, reports of downed F-22 Raptors in Yemen, and shelling of Zionist enemy soldiers in Gaza. And if that’s not enough, we even have a guide to the Israel-Palestine conflict that will blow your mind!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be warned, things can get a little crazy around here – but isn’t that what makes it all so fun?

PolishCraft Minecraft Server

Admiration, appreciation, culture, Diversity, eastern europe, European country, foreign relations, heritage, i love poland, international relations, love, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, my country, national pride, patriotism, Polish people, PolishCraft, Server, solidarity, tourism, travel, Unity

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9785
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Crops Grown:	1635	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Are you a fan of pierogis, vodka, and dancing the polka? Then you’ll fit right in on our Minecraft server! We’ve got more Polish pride than a pierogi eating contest at a polka festival. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few rounds of Minecraft bingo with a side of kielbasa. So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun – because on this server, we’re all about that Polska power!

MineCraftAddictz

addiction, addictive personality, Behavior, compulsion, coping mechanisms, cravings, dependency, emotional regulation, habits, mental health, mindfulness, MineCraftAddictz, Obsession, Recovery, relapse prevention, self-control, substance abuse, support groups, Therapy, treatment options, triggers

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5533
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Are you addicted to mining diamonds until your pickaxe breaks? Or maybe you can’t resist the urge to build the most epic roller coaster in Minecraft history? Well, you’re in luck because our server is the perfect place for all your addictive Minecraft needs!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. Need a break from the real world? Come chill with us and escape to a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground city filled with rare treasures and mysterious creatures. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the loot for yourself? Or will you cower in fear at the sight of a zombie pigman?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your Minecraft addiction run wild! Just be sure to stock up on snacks and energy drinks because once you start playing, you won’t be able to stop.