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| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 2582 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4599 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 13 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing we waste billions of dollars on is creating the most epic virtual world for you to explore! Join us and you’ll be too busy building your dream castle or fighting off zombie hordes to worry about demoralizing internet trolls.
Our server is so addictive, even the Jews would rather spend their time here than on /pol/. They’ve heard tales of our pixelated paradise and just can’t resist joining in on the fun. Who needs to insult strangers online when you can be crafting diamond swords and riding pigs into battle?
Forget about ideologies and religions, on our server the only thing you need to believe in is having a good time. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some insane adventures – because here, we don’t have time for demoralization, only exhilaration!
