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| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 9306 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 368 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from all the sucky lollipops and cheek-pinching aunts in your life! Join us and build your own virtual world where no one will treat you like a baby brother, unless you want them to (we don’t judge).
On our server, you can be a grown adult without anyone questioning your maturity. No more worries about being called a “growing boy” or having to eat gross lollipops just to please someone else. Let your creativity run wild and show off your building skills without anyone telling you how much you look like your older brother.
So come on over and join us for a fun and hilarious adventure in Minecraft, where you can be the master of your own destiny and leave all the babying behind. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with family drama and guilt trips. Let’s build some epic structures and have a blast together!
