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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 7737 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 9 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Votes: | 4608 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 |
Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that players have reported seeing pigs flying and skeletons doing the Macarena. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we once had a player build a monument to their lost diamond pickaxe, complete with a funeral procession led by a zombie in a top hat.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more ridiculous than a creeper trying to do stand-up comedy. Just remember, on our server, anything can happen – even if it involves your family members getting up to some scandalous shenanigans.