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UglyCarGang Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8883
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2713	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	240
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Have you ever seen a car that looks like it was designed by a blindfolded toddler with a crayon? Well, that’s basically what you’ll be driving in our Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to cruise around in the most hideous vehicles you’ve ever laid eyes on. Trust us, you won’t be able to look away (or stop laughing)!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted chickens that lay golden eggs. Legend has it that whoever finds this lair will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this poultry paradise?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride filled with ugly cars, golden eggs, and endless laughter. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!

BlockBusterCraft

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9751
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	7578
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2

Are you tired of spending all your time watching porn and neglecting your Minecraft duties? Well, fear not, for our server is here to save you from the clutches of the naughty videos! Join us and you’ll be so busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers that you won’t even remember what porn is! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself will personally ban you if he catches you watching porn on our server. So come on, join us and say goodbye to your porn addiction once and for all!

Kiingi’s Māori Monarch Minecraft Server

aotearoa, ceremony, Cultural, family, Farewell, final resting place, generations, heritage, Honor, indigenous, Kiingi Tuheitia, Kiingis, leadership, Legacy, Maori, Māori monarch, Minecraft, MONARCH, mourning, new zealand, Royalty, Server, Succession, tradition

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	609
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Towns Built:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we roleplay as kiingi tuheitia and his māori monarchy! build your own marae, battle rival tribes, and journey to your final resting place surrounded by generations of family…in minecraft! who needs real life when you can be a virtual king in a pixelated world? join now for the ultimate māori monarchy experience!

RedLineCraft

aggression, Boundaries, Caution, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, negotiations, political tension, provocation, Red Lines, RedlineCraft, russia, seriousness, SOVEREIGNTY, US, Warning

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7030
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	30
Crops Grown:	8117	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Magic Items Found:	1620
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Enchantments Applied:	269
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well come join our server where we have red lines that u better not joke about or else russia will come after u! we got crazy stories like one time a player tried to cross the red line and a bear came out of nowhere and started dancing the macarena! u never know what’s gonna happen on our server, so join now for a wild ride! plus, we have free cake every tuesday and a secret underground disco where herobrine likes to bust a move. so what r u waiting for? come join us before russia gets ya!

Blocky Brain Scans: Predicting Treatment

blocky, Brain, brain activity, brain health, brain imaging, brain scans, depression, long-term treatment outcomes, medication, mental health, mental health advancements, mental health diagnosis, mental health outcomes, mental health research., Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, neuroscience, personalized treatment, Predicting, predictive technology, Psychiatry, scans, Therapy, Treatment, treatment effectiveness

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4904
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4235	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

come join dis epic minecraft server where we predict ur long-term treatment outcomes with BRAIN SCANS!!1! u think u just building houses and mining diamonds but nah fam, we taking care of ur mental health too! join us for a crazy ride of therapy sessions with creepers and skeletons, cuz why not?! plus, our therapists are actually endermen in disguise, so u know u in good hands. don’t be sad, come play with us and let us scan ur brain for fun and profit!

What is the IP for Vampyro111 Minecraft Server?

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7517
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ores Mined:	9354	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Vampyro111 is a passionate content creator with a focus on gaming and entertainment. Known for their engaging commentary and captivating gameplay, they have built a strong following on platforms like Twitch and YouTube. With a love for all things supernatural and a knack for storytelling, Vampyro111 brings a unique perspective to their content that keeps viewers coming back for more.

Revere

Builder, enthusiasts, Explorer, Fun, Lovely, Minecraft, PvP, Redstone, REVERE, smp server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	998
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	28	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	40

Join our fun and lovely SMP server for Minecraft enthusiasts! Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or redstone whiz, there’s something here for everyone!

play.revere.dev

Gladio’s Block Party Minecraft Server

9/11, al-qaeda, antifa, BLOCK, build narratives, change policy, CIA project, Columbine shooting, contract killer, control the country, Controlled, enemy countries, false flag operations, Gladios, glowie front, Isis, Minecraft, MK Ultra, occupied territories, operation gladio, orchestrated, Order of Nine Angels, Party, proud boys, radical far right, serial killers, Server, stay behind armies, terrorist groups, Trench Coat Mafia, united states

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5217
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Alien Abductions:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Gods Slained:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take Operation Gladio to a whole new level! Join us as we create our own stay behind armies in the virtual world, controlling the game from within with epic battles and crazy missions.

Ever wondered what it would be like to be part of a radical far right terrorist group in Minecraft? Well, now’s your chance! Team up with your friends and wreak havoc on our server, just like the CIA did in real life (allegedly).

Think you have what it takes to be a member of the Trench Coat Mafia in our Minecraft world? Show off your building skills and strategic gameplay as you navigate through our insane challenges and false flag operations.

And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of other Operation Gladio type groups to choose from, so you can switch it up and keep the excitement going. From Proud Boys to Antifa, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So come join us and experience the ultimate conspiracy theory Minecraft server, where every move you make is controlled by the CIA (or is it?). Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our virtual world!

Potential for Long-Term Bitcoin Gains Minecraft SMP

#marketwatch, Analysis, Bitcoin, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, Economy, finance, Financial Planning, Future, Gains, Investment, jobs report, long term, Longterm, Minecraft, Moves, Potential, potential gains, scarcity, smp, speculation, Thoughts, Trading, trends, volatility

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1808
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Holy Grails Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing scarce is diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where scarcity is the name of the game, just like Bitcoin!

Picture this: you’re mining away, trying to find some precious resources, when suddenly a giant Bitcoin appears and starts wreaking havoc on the server! It’s up to you and your fellow players to defeat the Bitcoin boss and claim its riches for yourselves.

But that’s not all – every Friday, we have a special event where players have to compete in a jobs report challenge to determine Bitcoin’s next move. Will you be able to predict the market and make some sweet virtual cash? Join our server now and find out!

KiwiKraze Minecraft SMP

Adventure, AMERICANS, culture, foreign country, friendly people, international relations, KiwiKraze, KIWIS, landscapes, lord of the rings, Maori, middle earth, Minecraft, new zealand, Opinions, pacific ocean, perceptions, smp, southern hemisphere, Stereotypes, tourism, travel, vacation destination

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6803
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have more sheep than New Zealand! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own hobbit hole and battling creepers with nothing but a kiwi fruit! Our server is so epic, even the Americans think New Zealand is just a knock-off version of us. So come on, join the fun and show everyone that our SMP is the true land of adventure and sheep herding!