Coconut Minecraft Servers

Awesome Coconut Minecraft Servers

  • The Diamond Dynasty – /TDD/ – Minecraft SMP

    The Diamond Dynasty – /TDD/ – Minecraft SMP

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    Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP out there! Join us on this epic journey to support our queen, Kamala Harris, in her quest to become the ultimate POTUS #47! This server is all about creating the dankest memes, roasting Trump supporters, and spreading the word about Mommy Kamala.

    Are you ready to denounce MAGA and Trump once and for all? Then grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine some liberal tears, because we’re here to make sure Lil’ Donnie gets the boot this November!

    But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll have access to exclusive links to the Democratic Party website, Kamala Harris’ personal page, and even a subreddit dedicated to our queen. Plus, we have a special thread theme that will have you grooving while you craft your memes.

    In our latest achievements, Kamala Harris turns 60 and we’re celebrating with a look back at her top 15 highlights. Plus, Georgia crosses the 1 million threshold during early voting, and even young Republicans are backing Kamala’s plan for marijuana. It’s all happening in this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show the world that Kamala Harris is our queen, our savior, and our ultimate meme machine! #Coconut #Brat #MommyKamala #Mamala

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Coconut Cove

    Crafty Coconut Cove

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you feeling like you just got hosed? Look no further than our server! Our summer blend will have you diving into a world of fun and craziness like never before.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves surrounded by unicorns riding on flying pigs. The player was so amazed that they couldn’t stop laughing for days! And that’s just the beginning of the wild adventures you’ll have on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yes, you read that right. A GIANT ZOMBIE CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES! Where else can you find that kind of excitement?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster ride of summer blend madness!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MoriCraft Server

    MoriCraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where people just build the same old stuff over and over again? Well, look no further because our server is so wild that even watching Mori play Elden Ring is more entertaining!

    Join us and experience the chaos of near complete silence broken only by the occasional autistic screeching and rote commentary. It’s like being in a xQc-tier stream, but in Minecraft form!

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows what kind of insanity you’ll encounter next?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • StarStruck Minecraft Server

    StarStruck Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and crafting in peace? Well, come join our server where holomems and Stars unite in harmony!

    Picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated landscape when suddenly, you stumble upon a group of holomems and Stars dancing together in perfect sync. It’s like a virtual rave party, but with blocky characters and pickaxes!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker where you can find the legendary Diamond Star Sword, rumored to have the power to summon a giant holographic dragon to fight by your side. Who needs a regular old pet wolf when you can have a freaking dragon?!

    So what are you waiting for, /vt/? Join our server now and become part of the most epic alliance in Minecraft history! Plus, we have free virtual tacos every Tuesday. Because who doesn’t love tacos, amirite?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyProfesh

    CraftyProfesh

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    Which profession has the coolest, most honest, most together people? Definitely Minecraft players on our server! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player found a diamond block and instead of keeping it for themselves, they threw a huge party for the whole server to celebrate. Another player built a roller coaster that was so epic, it made the Ender Dragon jealous. And don’t even get me started on the epic battles that go down in our PvP arena – it’s like watching a real-life Minecraft version of Game of Thrones! So, if you want to join a community of awesome, hilarious, and slightly insane Minecraft players, then this is the server for you!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BerylCraft: Category 5 Fun!

    BerylCraft: Category 5 Fun!

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    Yo, yo, yo! Come join our EPIC Minecraft server, where Hurricane Beryl has reached Category 5 status and is wreaking havoc on the land! But don’t worry, because we’ve got flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts to protect you!

    Build your own fortress out of diamond blocks and obsidian while dodging lightning bolts and flying creepers! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden apples and diamond swords!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of mutant chickens that lay explosive eggs, so watch your step or you might get blown to smithereens! And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even embark on a quest to find the legendary Ender Dragon, who is rumored to have a weakness for chocolate chip cookies!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a mutant chicken, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FunCraft Minecraft Server

    FunCraft Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where the pigs ride on top of the creepers and the chickens wear sunglasses!

    We have a secret underground city filled with dancing villagers and a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled cave. And don’t even get me started on our pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every Friday where all the mobs have a dance-off and the winner gets a diamond crown. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • “WhyCraft” Minecraft Server

    “WhyCraft” Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring, cookie-cutter Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay and recycled content? Well, look no further because our server is like the Bloodborne of Minecraft servers!

    Just like how /v/ showers Bloodborne with praise, our server will have you singing its praises too. Sure, some may call it a technical mess, but that just adds to the charm, right? Who wants a perfectly polished server anyway?

    Join us for a wild ride filled with jank gameplay, reused assets, and a whole lot of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a memorable experience)!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Inlaw Invasion Minecraft Server

    Inlaw Invasion Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of boundaries – especially when it comes to your virtual bedroom!

    Join us if you’re looking for a place where you can build your dream house without worrying about your in-laws crashing in and taking over your bed. Our server is a safe space where you can rest easy knowing that your virtual sheets are always clean and your marital bed is off-limits to meddling relatives.

    We promise that no one will ever overstep your boundaries like your MIL and SIL did in real life. And if they try, we have a special “kick out the in-laws” feature that will send them packing faster than you can say “minecraft drama.”

    So come join us and let’s build a world where you can relax and unwind without any unwanted guests in your virtual bedroom. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life family drama!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CuckCraft BreastToucher Server

    CuckCraft BreastToucher Server

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    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where you can experience family feuds, sibling rivalries, and intense arguments just like the one described above! Join us for a chance to witness epic battles over last names, heated debates over wedding plans, and even some anime toy insults thrown in for good measure. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide all the entertainment you could ever want? Join now and become part of the chaos – AITA for making this server so ridiculously entertaining?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCheatzMC

    CraftyCheatzMC

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    Are you tired of your child struggling in school? Are you tired of them bringing home bad grades and disappointing you? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where cheating is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

    Imagine a world where your child can build their way to the top of the class by using creative hacks and cheats to ace every test and assignment. No more late night study sessions, no more tears over failed exams. On our server, the only limit is your imagination (and the rules of the game, but who cares about those anyway?).

    So why wait? Join our server today and watch as your child becomes the ultimate academic mastermind, all thanks to the power of cheating!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyDownUnder: NoMoreNaughtyBits

    BlockyDownUnder: NoMoreNaughtyBits

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    so like, imagine a world where kids can just like, stumble upon some hardcore adult stuff while playing Minecraft. like, that’s not cool, right? so this server is like, super strict about making sure kids don’t see any of that nasty stuff. we got a team of trained kangaroos who patrol the server 24/7 to make sure everything is PG. if you join, you’ll get a free pet koala who will keep you safe from all the inappropriate stuff. plus, if you don’t follow the rules, you’ll have to wrestle a crocodile in-game. it’s wild, mate. come join the chaos!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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