Cocoa Products MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

ChocoCraft: Heavy Metal Havoc

lead, contamination, heavy metals, metal toxicity, Chocolate

yo yo yo, listen up gamers!! if you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, then you gotta check out this one!! why, you ask? well, let me tell ya!

first of all, we got cocoa products for days, man! like, we’re talkin’ CHOCOLATE GALORE up in here! but get this, our chocolate is so wild that it may exceed safety guidelines for heavy metals! that’s right, you could be munchin’ on some lead and cadmium while playin’ Minecraft, how crazy is that?!

but wait, it gets even better! our organic options are the WORST offenders! like, who knew being healthy could be so dangerous, amirite?! so if you wanna live life on the edge and risk heavy metal poisoning while building your dream house in Minecraft, then you gotta join our server!

oh, and did i mention that 43% of our cocoa products exceed the maximum allowable dose for lead, and 35% exceed the limit for cadmium? like, those are some INSANE numbers, bro! so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most dangerous chocolate-filled Minecraft adventure of your life! let’s get this party started, woo!! 🍫🎉🎮

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Down Under Craft Minecraft Server

Australian slang, Australian women, Sydney lifestyle, Sydney suburbs, Lane Cove activities

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with basic players? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for Lane Cove girls (and guys, we don’t discriminate)! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the bottom of our virtual ocean. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive deep, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join now and prepare for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime!

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ConnorMacAttack Minecraft SMP

Connor MacNIGGER, long tail tags, ConnorMacAttack, Connor MacGregor, call me Connor MacNIGGER

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell you, this server is so wild that even Connor MacGregor himself couldn’t handle it! We’ve got players like Connor MacNIGGER running around causing chaos and calling themselves the king of the server. But hey, who wouldn’t want to join a server where you can be as crazy as you want and still have a blast? So come on, join us and become a part of the madness that is Connor MacNIGGER’s world!

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BabyRageCraft

Family Support, family size, future plans, Siblings, BabyRageCraft

Looking for an escape from your chaotic family life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and crazy shenanigans.

Our server is the perfect place to forget about your responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world of creativity and laughter. Build your dream house, explore mysterious caves, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

With our wacky community of players, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Who knows, you might even find a new family among our pixelated friends!

So why wait? Join us now and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual escapades in Minecraft? Let’s block and roll, baby!

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LoveCraftedMC

letting go, HEARTBREAK, lost connection, lost feelings, lost love

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while reminiscing about your lost love? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can find love in the form of fellow players who will help you mine those precious diamonds and maybe even steal your heart! Who needs a first love when you can have a creeper explode in your face and a fellow player come to your rescue with a bucket of water? Join us for a chance at a new love story filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even some romance in the mines. Who knows, you might just find your soulmate while building a giant chicken statue together!

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PixelPunch Minecraft Server

trade turnover, trade agreements, Imports, Server, economic cooperation

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server that’s like, so lit right now? It’s like, the coolest place to be since sliced bread, I swear! Like, imagine this: you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly! It’s like a whole new dimension of Minecraft, bro.

And get this, on this server, you can trade with villagers for the most epic loot ever! Like, forget diamonds, we’re talking about enchanted golden apples and netherite armor for days, yo. Plus, there’s this secret underground market where you can buy rare items like dragon eggs and elytra wings for dirt cheap.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere in the world that’s filled with stacks on stacks of emeralds and diamonds. Like, who even needs to mine anymore when you can just stumble upon a jackpot like that?

So, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of surprises and epic adventures, then you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

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KyivCraft: Building Bunkers & Blocks

emergency preparedness, blocks, building, conflict escalation, crisis management.

OMG u guys, u need to join this amazin’ Minecraft server cuz like, Russia is tryna take over Kyiv in 3 days, but don’t worry cuz we got concrete shelters at home for u to hide in while u play! Imagine buildin’ ur blocky empire while dodgin’ bombs and stuff, it’s gonna be a wild ride! Plus, we got llamas wearin’ party hats and dancin’ chickens, it’s like a circus up in here! So come join us before Putin steals all our diamonds, we need u to save the day with ur epic building skills! Let’s gooooo! 🚀🎉💎 #SaveKyiv #MinecraftMadness

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CraftyAI: Video Proof LOL

video verification, Artificial Intelligence, CraftyAI, Historical accuracy, video proof

yo, fam, dis server be da bomb diggity, like fo real. we got AI video genration up in dis bish, like whoa. imagine goin back in time and showin dem ancient peeps some sick vids of our minecraft shenanigans. dey be like “whaaaaat is dis sorcery?!”

join dis server and be part of history, fam. we be breakin barriers and blowin minds with our futuristic tech. ain’t no other server doin it like us, we be trendsetters, trailblazers, pioneers of da minecraft world. so come on, join us and be part of somethin epic. ain’t no goin back once you see dem AI videos, it be a game changer, fo realz.

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NijiCraft Minecraft Server

lazulight, Teamup Schedule, KRISIS, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Graduated Livers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the chaos is as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night! Join us for a chance to mine with the Nijisanji EN crew, who are more skilled at building than a team of architects on speed!

Ever wanted to team up with LazuLight and OBSYDIA to take on Ethyria and Luxiem in an epic battle for blocky supremacy? Well, now’s your chance! Dive into ILUNA and XSOLEIL territories, where the only limit is your imagination and the occasional zombie horde.

But wait, there’s more! Join Krisis and TTT for some intense PvP action, or chill out in Denauth with the Graduated Livers and Miscellaneous crew. With a teamup schedule that’s more organized than a chest full of diamonds, you’ll never be bored on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s crazier than a chicken riding a pig into battle! See you in the game, blockheads!

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CraftyAyanokoji in the Minecraft SMP

MIRROR, self-aware, smp, CONVINCING, Evidence

Join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate identity crisis experience! Our server is filled with characters that are so eerily similar to you, you’ll question your own existence. From look-alikes to personality matches, you’ll find yourself in a parallel universe where everyone is just like you. Imagine walking around and seeing your doppelganger at every turn, it’s like a never-ending mirror maze of self-discovery. Who knows, maybe one of these characters is actually the real you and you’re just a figment of their imagination. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown as you navigate through a world where everyone is you, but not really you. It’s a trip you won’t want to miss!

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