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ChocoCraft: Heavy Metal Havoc

cadmium, chococraft, Chocolate, Cocoa products, consumer awareness, contamination, Food Safety, harmful substances, Havoc, health risks, heavy, heavy metals, lead, maximum allowable dose, metal, metal toxicity, organic options, public health, regulatory standards, safety guidelines, study, toxic metals, U.S. retailers, worst offenders

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4291
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

yo yo yo, listen up gamers!! if you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, then you gotta check out this one!! why, you ask? well, let me tell ya!

first of all, we got cocoa products for days, man! like, we’re talkin’ CHOCOLATE GALORE up in here! but get this, our chocolate is so wild that it may exceed safety guidelines for heavy metals! that’s right, you could be munchin’ on some lead and cadmium while playin’ Minecraft, how crazy is that?!

but wait, it gets even better! our organic options are the WORST offenders! like, who knew being healthy could be so dangerous, amirite?! so if you wanna live life on the edge and risk heavy metal poisoning while building your dream house in Minecraft, then you gotta join our server!

oh, and did i mention that 43% of our cocoa products exceed the maximum allowable dose for lead, and 35% exceed the limit for cadmium? like, those are some INSANE numbers, bro! so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most dangerous chocolate-filled Minecraft adventure of your life! let’s get this party started, woo!! 🍫🎉🎮

GlobalMining

Active, Economy, enyoing, everyone, Experience, Global, GlobalMining, KitPvP, Kjettinge, Meet, Minecraft, Noobwegian, Play, PvE, PvP, Server, Staff, Tag, Updated, Vanilla

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5030
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Buildings Constructed:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Welcome to GM! This is a server created by Kjettinge and Noobwegian. GM is a global server for everyone enyoing Minecraft. We hope you want to play with us on the server! People from all around the world joins GlobalMining, the server is updated regulary and the staff is active to give you the best experience!

We look forward to meet you! 😀

-GlobalMining staff-

162.19.20.156:2012

N-Bomb Minecraft Server Live

biden, controversial statements, death threats, debate chaos, family threats, heated exchange, Holy kino, inappropriate language, Live, live on air, live on stage, Minecraft, Moderators, N-bombs, NBomb, political drama, presidential debate, public broadcast, Punches, scandalous behavior, Server, shocking behavior, tense atmosphere, trump

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5661
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where N-bombs are dropped live on air, Biden is making death threats against Trump, and Trump is threatening Biden’s family. Our moderators have to step in to stop them from throwing punches live on stage! It’s like a reality show meets Minecraft – you won’t want to miss out on this crazy drama-filled server. Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

CraftyStuck Minecraft Server

Andrew Hussie, artist, banned, co, Comic, CraftyStuck, discussion, fan game, Genesis Project, homestuck, Homestuck General, HSG, Link, long tail tags, Minecraft, Nyassets Edition, Server, Thread, Trash, webcomic, Xenopavilia, Years

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7892
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Secret Passages Found:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Emeralds Found:	3136
Chimeras Created:	4	Dimension Hops:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of getting banned for talking about Homestuck on other forums? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can discuss Homestuck to your heart’s content without any repercussions! Join us on this epic journey through the world of Homestuck, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

Our server, lovingly dubbed “Nyassets Edition” (don’t ask us how we came up with that name, it’s a long and ridiculous story involving a talking llama and a magic potato), is the perfect place for fans of Homestuck to come together and nerd out over their favorite webcomic. We even have an exclusive fan game called “The Genesis Project” where you can immerse yourself in the world of Homestuck like never before.

So why should you join our Minecraft server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a pack of deranged chickens wearing top hats. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that the ghost of Andrew Hussie himself haunts our server, offering cryptic advice and occasionally turning players into pumpkins.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our wacky, wild, and slightly unhinged Minecraft server for a Homestuck experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky creepers – they have a tendency to explode when you least expect it.

SadDadGladLadMC

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2003
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel all the emotions? Look no further than our server! Join now and experience a rollercoaster of emotions, from joy to rage to everything in between!

Our server is so emotionally charged, even the toughest players will shed a tear. Cry tears of joy as you build the most epic structures, or tears of frustration as you battle mobs in the darkest caves.

Join now and experience the ultimate emotional journey in Minecraft! Who needs therapy when you have our server to help you express all your feelings? Don’t be a cold asshole like the OP, come join us and let it all out!

PresidentialBrainVacancy

AMBITION, Brain, Campaign, Candidate, Challenges, Decision making, Democracy, election, Government, leadership, Legacy, Politics, power, president, PresidentialBrainVacancy, PRESSURE, public service, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, scrutiny, united states

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8952
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Divine Spears Created:	28
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Tired of dealing with politics and world issues? Join our Minecraft server instead and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom! No need to worry about pesky elections or international diplomacy – just focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

Our server is so epic that even the ghosts of past presidents have been spotted roaming the virtual plains, offering advice on how to rule with an iron fist (or a diamond pickaxe, whatever works). Plus, rumor has it that if you build a statue of yourself out of gold blocks, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why bother with the stress of real-life leadership when you can rule over a blocky paradise filled with endless possibilities? Join our server today and start your journey to virtual greatness!

VitaminCraft: GastricGamerz

carbohydrate beverage, cesarean section, dietary intervention, gastric emptying, GastricGamerz, gastrointestinal function, health study, maternal care, maternal health, maternal outcomes, maternal well-being, Medical research, nutrition, obstetrics, Oral multi-vitamin, postoperative complications, Pregnancy, surgical procedure, urgent cesarean section, vitamin supplementation, VitaminCraft, vomiting

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1893
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Farms Harvested:	115
Falling into the Void:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, IT’S LIKE DRINKIN’ A ORAL MULTI-VITAMIN CARBONATED BEVERAGE! IT PROMOTES GASTRIC EMPTYING AND REDUCES VOMITING DURING URGENT CESAREAN SECTIONS!

YUP, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT! THIS SERVER WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE HAVIN’ A BABY WITHOUT ALL THE PAIN! JOIN OUR CRAZY COMMUNITY WHERE WE BUILD WILDLY INAPPROPRIATE STRUCTURES AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES WITH OUR VITAMIN-POWERED STRENGTH!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US, BECAUSE WHO WOULDN’T WANT TO IMPROVE THEIR MATERNAL OUTCOMES IN A MINECRAFT SERVER, AMIRITE? LET’S GET CRAZY AND HAVE SOME FUN!

Fuzzy Factions

Anarchy, Cross-Play, editing, Factions, Fuzzy, Minecraft, Testing

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9017
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Votes:	376	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

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fuzzy-smp.usga.me:21307

SoolarTime – Time For A Sunny Game! Minecraft server

Adventure, banner, Community, Creative, Fun, Game, GIF, Lazy, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Play, Playtime, PvP, Server, Solar, SoolarTime, Sunny, Survival, Time

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1987
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Secret Passages Found:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Time for a Solar Game!

soolartime.minecraftjoin.xyz

VAllureCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, choc, discord server, FAQ, Friends, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, LIVESTREAMS, Mercy Modiste, Minecraft, relationships, schedules, Server, Shibi Cottonbum, Small Corpos, Stronny Cuttles, Ultimate, V&U, VAllure, VAllure Links, VAllureCraft, VOD Archive, Vtuber, Yume

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6146
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Magic Items Found:	5923

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where we have a whole bunch of Vtuber Corpos ready to entertain you! Meet Azura Dulait, the Fertility Goddess who can make your crops grow faster than bone meal. Or how about Icey Snowpaws, the Feral Polar Bear who can protect you from creepers with just a roar? And don’t forget about Immy Bisou, the Hex Maniac who can turn your enemies into harmless chickens.

But that’s not all – we also have Mercy Modiste, the Dorky Yandere who will protect you at all costs (even if it means sacrificing a few sheep). And let’s not forget Shibi Cottonbum, Your Ever-Demanding Mistress who will make sure you never run out of diamonds. Oh, and did we mention Stronny Cuttles, the Hypnotic Cuttlefish who can make your enemies dance like they’re at a rave?

Join our server now for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). Just remember, all of our talents are in a relationship – with the server owner (that’s me). So come on in and join the fun – just don’t ask for a Discord server, because we’re too cool for that. See you in the game!

CraftyShitters Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, Board, Community, CraftyShitters, disruptive behavior, forum management, internet, jannies, lazy trannies, Minecraft, Moderation, Online Community, online forum, online governance, online harassment, online safety, Police, pw, rules enforcement, Server, streetshitters, toxic behavior, trolling

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7753
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of the streetshitters running amok on this server? Do you feel like the lazy trannies and jannies just aren’t cutting it? Well, fear not, because we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate authority in policing /pw/! Take down those pesky streetshitters with your trusty diamond sword and show them who’s boss. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the server that only the bravest players can find. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s clean up this virtual street together!