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Diamonds Minecraft SMP

aids, body reaction, Cheating, consent, DATING, diamonds, dignity, disgust, empowerment, FILTHY, germs, Minecraft, Misogyny, orgasm, rape, sexual assault, smp, STDs, Support, Trauma, victim blaming, Weak, Women

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5129
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we only accept players who have never been raped and are completely germ-free! We don’t want any filthy players spreading STDs or carrying germs around our server. In fact, if any player gets raped while playing on our server, we’ll treat it as if they were cheating on us. And if they happen to orgasm during the assault, well, that’s just a whole other level of betrayal. So come join us and keep your dignity intact while you mine and build to your heart’s content!

PlatonicPalsGoneWrong

Boundaries, close friends, Communication, deep discussions, early 40s, emotional connection, happy marriage, ISOLATION, Jealousy, Loneliness, mid 50’s, online friend, opposite sex, personal growth, platonic friendship, PlatonicPalsGoneWrong, Rebuilding trust., social media, Support, Understanding

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9378
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magic Items Found:	8257
Crops Grown:	6025	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build friendships without the fear of getting caught by your significant other!

Join us and make friends who will actually appreciate your deep discussions about life and choices. No need to worry about jealous partners here – our server is a drama-free zone where you can talk about dating, marriage, and everything in between without any judgment.

Plus, if you ever find yourself in a sticky situation like our friend here, you can always turn to our community for support and understanding. We won’t make you cut off contact with your online pals – in fact, we encourage you to build meaningful connections with others!

So come on over and join our server for a virtual escape from the real world. Who knows, you might just find a friend who helps you walk through life with a lighter step and a deeper love for all that you have. And hey, if things go south with your real-life relationships, at least you’ll have us to fall back on!

ShockedByCeleb – Minecraft SMP

Celebrity, Condolences, death, FAMOUS, Grief, iconic, Impact, influential, Loss, Media, memorable, Minecraft, mourning, News, public figure, Remembrance, Shocked, ShockedByCeleb, Shocking.., smp, Tragedy, Tribute, unexpected

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4315
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	22	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the truth behind the most shocking public figure deaths in history! We have secret underground tunnels filled with conspiracy theories and hidden treasure chests with clues that will blow your mind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover that Elvis Presley faked his own death and is secretly building a castle made of diamonds in the Nether. So come join us and become a detective in this wacky world of mysteries and mayhem!

MineCraftyBadvice

bad advice, erroneous advice, faulty advice, impractical advice, MineCraftyBadvice, misguided advice, misguided counsel, misguided recommendation, misguided suggestion, mistaken advice, poor guidance, terrible advice, unhelpful advice, unsound advice, worst advice, worst advice ever, worst advice ever given, worst advice given, worst advice heard, worst advice received

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7360
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Falling into the Void:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Have you ever been told to build a house out of TNT on a Minecraft server? Well, that’s just the kind of crazy advice you’ll get on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive builds, lava diving competitions, and a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world! Don’t miss out on the chaos – join us now and see just how insane Minecraft can get!

DadGoneCraftyNZ

DadGoneCraftyNZ, Disappearance, emotional, family, Heartwarming, Hope, Kids, missing children, missing dad, missing family, Missing father, missing for years, missing persons, Mystery, new zealand, Police, reunion, search, Survival, unexpected discovery, Wilderness

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6010
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Battle Standards Raised:	13

so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this crazy server in Minecraft where, get this, missing fathers and kids who have been spotted in the New Zealand wilderness after, like, 3 years of disappearing. police are all, “whaaat?” but we’re all, “come join our server and find out the truth behind this wild mystery!” maybe the missing dad and kids are building a secret base or fighting off creepers with their bare hands. who knows, man? but one thing’s for sure, you gotta join this server if you wanna uncover the truth and maybe even become a hero in the process. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s solve this crazy mystery together!

Inch Gaming: Where Slimes Party and Mobs Get Lit in the Towny Brewery

Bedwars, Brewery, Creative, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Gaming, Hardcore, hermitcraft, Inch, lit, Minigames, mobs, Parkour, Party, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, slimes, smp, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7258
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9387	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Divine Spears Created:	23
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	CozyCraft
Server Type	Vanilla with Plugins
Community Size	Small but welcoming
Features	Towny, Slimefun, Brewery, InfernalMobs

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I join the server if I am new to Minecraft?

A: Of course! We welcome players of all experience levels.

Q: Do I need any mods to play on the server?

A: No, our server uses plugins to enhance gameplay without requiring mods.

Q: How can I join the server and start playing?

A: Join our discord for all further information: https://discord.gg/NX4yy2E9f6

Q: What is the server community like?

A: Our community is small but friendly, perfect for players looking for a cozy and laid back experience.

Q: Can I create my own empire on the server?

A: Yes, with the Towny plugin, players can build up their own little empires.

Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay?

A: We aim to provide a variety of playstyles through our plugins, so players are free to explore and find their niche.

Q: Can I brew my own beverages on the server?

A: Yes, the Brewery plugin allows players to brew their own beverages for fun and relaxation.

We hope to see you on the server soon!

Summoned Demon Minecraft Server

Best Friend, BETRAYAL, consequences, danger, dark magic, Demon, DEMONOLOGY, Desperation, FANTASY, fear, Gaming, Horror, Minecraft, retardation, role playing, Server, summoned, SUMMONING, summoning rituals, Supernatural, Suspense, Thriller, unexpected

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2422
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Alien Abductions:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Potions Brewed:	79	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can summon demons that will almost kill your best friend! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. In fact, in one game, someone summoned a demon that almost took out their friend, but in a crazy twist of fate, they decided to summon that demon again! What could possibly go wrong, right? So if you’re looking for a server where the unexpected is expected and where stupidity reigns supreme, then join us now! Just make sure you’re not actually retarded like that one player…

Diamonds For Days Minecraft SMP

#favourite anime, Benefits, Bottom, brave, Days, dfwb, diamonds, discord friends, discord tag, dom, Favourite games, FRIENDSHIPS, hobbies, Minecraft, NEW FRIEND, not looking for, Scheduling, smp, sub, time zone, Top, turn-offs, turn-ons

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9003
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Meteorites Collected:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to find some new friends with (or without) benefits? Look no further than our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for some outrageous adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days.

With benefits: – Turn ons: Building epic structures, exploring new biomes, and trolling your friends. – Turn offs: Griefing, stealing, and creepers blowing up your hard work. – Are you a top, bottom, sub, or dom? Let your Minecraft persona shine!

Without benefits: – Hobbies: Redstone engineering, potion brewing, and mob farming. – Favourite games and anime: Minecraft (duh), and any anime with over-the-top action scenes. – What do you want to do with your potential new friend? Conquer the Ender Dragon, prank other players, or just chill and chat. – Not looking for: Drama, toxic players, or anyone who takes Minecraft too seriously. – Time zone and scheduling: We play 24/7 because sleep is for the weak. – Discord tag if you are feeling brave: Join us and let the chaos begin!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join our crazy community of Minecraft players. Who knows what kind of insane stories and hilarious moments you’ll experience on our server? Join now and let the fun begin!

SubwayTrackSavers Minecraft Server

autistic daughter, Confrontation, crowded platform, disability sensitivity, Minecraft, near miss, NYC, public transportation, Rush Hour, Server, subway behavior, subway commuters, subway etiquette, subway incident, subway incident aftermath, subway manners, subway platform, subway safety, subway tracks, SubwayTrackSavers, train platform, Yelling

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5721
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Are you tired of rude subway encounters? Come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own subway system and avoid all those pesky rush hour crowds! No more getting knocked into the yellow part of the platform by oblivious backpack swingers. Plus, our server is autism-friendly, so you won’t have to worry about any insensitive players yelling at you for accidentally bumping into them. Join now and create the ultimate subway experience without the drama!

CraftyLiesMC

advice, Apology, Argument, Communication, Conflict, CraftyLiesMC, Deception, EMBARRASSMENT, Friends, Honesty, lying.., Marriage, misunderstanding, parenting, relationships, Respect, social time, Trust, trustworthiness, Wife, work party

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9038
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Buildings Constructed:	49	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where your spouse is throwing secret parties and you have to play detective to figure out the truth. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama in Minecraft?

Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering lies and deceit, all while building your dream virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find out that your in-game spouse has been throwing parties behind your back too!

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and hilarious moments. Trust us, you won’t regret it!