cocktails – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Dreamy Oasis Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, alcohol, Beer, celebration, cocktails, dreamy, drink, Friends, Fun, hangover, might, Moderation, Oasis, Party, Realm, Relaxation, responsible drinking, socializing, Spirits, think.., tipsy, tonight, unwind, wine

Yo, bros and broettes, do you ever get the urge to build some sick pixel art while sipping on a potion of invisibility? Well, do I have the server for you!

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more diamonds than you can shake a stick at.

We’ve got creepers that dance the cha-cha, villagers that breakdance, and a dragon that tells knock-knock jokes.

And don’t even get me started on the llamas wearing top hats and monocles.

So, if you’re feeling like your brain might explode from the sheer awesomeness of it all, come on down and join us for a party that will make you question reality.

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Le Drunk Minecraft SMP

alcohol, bar, Beer, boozy, buzzed, celebration, cocktails, Drinking, Drunk, Fun, Hammered, hangover, inebriated, intoxicated, Minecraft, nightlife, Party, sloshed, smp, tipsy, Wasted, wine

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how it all began.

One day, the owner of the server got super drunk and decided to create a Minecraft world that was just as chaotic as their drunken state. And thus, our server was born! Expect to find random explosions, flying pigs, and maybe even a dancing creeper or two.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where all the mobs go to party after a long day of trying to kill you. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to some sick beats.

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a diamond block that grants you wishes (or just explodes in your face, we can’t guarantee anything). Let the chaos begin!

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Crafty Tavern 1.21

alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol consumption, alcohol recovery, alcohol tolerance, alcoholic beverages, alcoholism, Beer, binge drinking, cocktails, Crafty, Drinking, dude alcohol, liquor, partying, sober living, social drinking, Spirits, substance abuse, TAVERN, wine

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a party on steroids, but without the actual steroids, ya feel me?

We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.

And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

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Tipsy Minecraft SMP Player

alcohol, bar hopping, Beer, buzzed, celebration, cocktails, Drinking, Drunk, feeling good, hangover, Having Fun, inebriated, intoxicated, late night, letting loose, Minecraft, partying, player, smp, tipsy, under the influence, wild night, wine

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our admin is drunk right now and you never know what crazy decisions they’ll make next. One time, they turned the entire spawn area into a giant disco party complete with flashing lights and funky music.

But that’s not all – our players are a wild bunch too. We once had a player build a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks, only to have it mysteriously disappear the next day. Rumor has it, it was stolen by a group of mischievous villagers who now use it as their own personal clubhouse.

If you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s never boring and always unpredictable, then look no further. Join us and brace yourself for a rollercoaster of a time! Just make sure to keep an eye on your valuables – you never know when a sneaky player might try to steal them in the name of “pranking”.

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Crafty Feels Bar Minecraft Server

atmosphere, bar, bar experience, beer selection, chill vibes, cocktails, Crafty, drink specials, emotional release, Feels, feels bar, hangout spot, happy hour, Minecraft, mixed drinks, neighborhood bar, order drinks, pay with cards, pay with cash, Relax, Server, Socialize, unwind, vent your feelings, wine list

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can vent your feelings while building epic structures! Need to let out some steam after a long day of mining? Just hop on and start smashing blocks like there’s no tomorrow!

But wait, there’s more! Order your drinks at our virtual bar and pay with cards or cash (in-game currency, of course). Need a pick-me-up while fighting off creepers? Just order a virtual mojito and keep on crafting!

Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let the craziness begin!

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Thirsty for Blocks Minecraft Server

alcohol, Beverages, blocks, bored, Boredom, cocktails, comma separated, craving, drink, Fun, Hangout, list, long tail, Minecraft, Party, Relax, Server, Socialize, tags, Thirsty, unwind, Want

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate party destination for all your blocky needs!

Join us for wild parties in the virtual world where you can drink all the virtual potions you want without any consequences. We’ve got virtual bars, virtual dance floors, and even virtual hangover cures!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Brawl, where players battle it out in epic PvP matches for the chance to win the coveted Diamond Sword of Destiny. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve fought a Creeper while tipsy on virtual ale.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the blocky shenanigans begin! Just remember to drink responsibly – even if it’s just virtual.

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Eight Fucking Whiskey Sours Minecraft SMP

alcohol, bar, Bartender, bourbon, bullshit, cocktails, Drinking, drinks, Drunk, eight whiskey sours, fucking, hangover, happy hour, Minecraft, mixology, Party, recipe, smp, sour mix, SOURS, tipsy, whiskey, whiskey sours

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get handed eight fucking whiskey sours by the server admin. That’s right, we don’t mess around with boring old potions, we go straight for the hard stuff.

But that’s not all, oh no. Our server is filled with crazy events and challenges that will have you laughing until you cry. One time, we had a giant chicken invasion where players had to defend their bases with nothing but feathers and eggs. It was clucking chaos, let me tell you.

And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. We’ve got creepers that explode into confetti, zombies that break out into dance routines, and skeletons that shoot rainbows instead of arrows. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, and you’re invited!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us for a wild ride filled with whiskey sours, chicken invasions, and rainbow-shooting skeletons. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong liver, because things tend to get a little crazy around here.

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Minecraft SMP: NegroniNation

alcohol, bar, bar scene, celebration, cheers, cocktails, Drinking, excess, Friends, Fun, happy hour, indulgence, Minecraft, mixed drinks, Negroni, NegroniNation, nightlife, ordering drinks, partying, second round, smp, socializing, temptation

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player accidentally built a roller coaster that launched them straight into a pit of lava. But instead of being mad, they couldn’t stop laughing at the ridiculousness of it all. That’s the kind of energy we have here – pure, unadulterated chaos!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Negroni Bar, where players can indulge in not one, but TWO god damn fucking Negronis! Because why stop at one when you can double the fun, right? Trust us, you’ll need those drinks to cope with the insanity that unfolds on a daily basis.

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything goes here – from accidental roller coaster deaths to impromptu dance parties in the Nether. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

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TipsyCraft

alcohol, bar, Beer, blackout, cocktails, college, crazy antics, Drinking, Drunk, EMBARRASSING, Friends, funny, hangover, Memories, night out, Party, shots, Story, TipsyCraft, wild night, wine

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can drink is a potion of invisibility? Well, on our server, we have a whole bar set up where you can get wasted on virtual drinks while building your dream world!

One time, a player got so drunk on our server that they accidentally built a roller coaster that went straight into a lava pit. It was a wild ride, let me tell you! But don’t worry, our staff is always there to make sure you don’t end up in a virtual hangover.

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft server and make some unforgettable drinking/drunk stories of your own! Just remember, always drink responsibly… in the virtual world, that is.

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TipsyCraft Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, Beer, champagne cocktails, cocktails, craft beer, daiquiris, gin, hard cider, Long Island iced tea, margaritas, martinis, Minecraft, mojitos, pina coladas, popular alcoholic drinks, Rum, Sangria, Server, sweet sugary drinks, tequila, TipsyCraft, Vodka, whiskey, wine

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your taste in drinks? Look no further! Our server is like a never-ending party filled with sweet sugary goodness that will make your taste buds do the cha-cha slide. Forget about boring old beer, we’ve got potions that will make you feel like you’re floating on a cloud made of cotton candy. Join us and let’s get this sugary party started!

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SongLyricLover Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, music that speaks to me, personalized songs, smp, SongLyricLover, songs that capture my emotions, songs that connect with me, songs that feel like they understand me, songs that feel like they were crafted for me, songs that feel like they were made for me, songs that feel like they were personalized for me., songs that feel like they were tailor-made for me, songs that feel like they were written for me, songs that feel like they were written just for me, songs that hit close to home, songs that mirror my experiences, songs that reflect my life, songs that resonate, songs that resonate with my heart, songs that speak to my soul, songs that touch my soul, songs that understand me

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So one time, I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret cave that led to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. And guess what? The unicorns started singing songs that were like literally written just for me! It was insane, bro.

But wait, there’s more! If you join this server, you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hunts where you can find chests filled with enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP now and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re a boring potato who doesn’t like fun.

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Deathbed Confessions

confession, Confessions, dark revelations, dark secrets, deathbed, deathbed confession, deep secrets., family betrayal, family drama, family history, family legacy, family mystery, family scandal, Family secrets, hidden past, hidden sins, hidden truths, long buried secrets, secret confessions, secret shame, skeletons in the closet, untold stories

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no intrigue or mystery? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you dare to uncover the dark secrets of your own family. Who knows, maybe your great-great-grandma was actually a pirate queen or your uncle was a secret agent. The possibilities are endless! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig up some scandalous skeletons in your family’s closet. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft.

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EggcellentCraft Minecraft Server

agriculture, avian influenza, bird flu, Crisis, Demand, EggcellentCraft, eggs, export, Farming, Food Industry, Import, international trade, Livestock, market, Minecraft, outbreak, Poultry, production, Server, Shortage, Supply, turkey, united states

OMG, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got more eggs than a turkey on steroids! We got 33 million lbs. of eggs, y’all! And it’s all thanks to our secret partnership with the turkey mafia. They’re supplying us with eggs like there’s no tomorrow, all because of some bird flu outbreak. But don’t worry, our eggs are flu-free and ready for you to build the most egg-citing creations in the Minecraft universe. So come on down and join the egg-stravaganza, where the yolks are always on us!

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SovietCraft: 166k Injuries

#classified information, 166k, confidential information, Cyber Security, data breach, data security, database, Injuries, leaked, medical records, Military, military database leak, military injuries, military personnel, national security, russia, russian military, Russian soldiers, security breach, soldiers, SovietCraft

OMG, u guys, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, even the Russian military can’t handle it! Like, they leaked their database cuz their soldiers were getting injured left and right from playing on our server. They were like, “We can’t handle the craziness of this server, it’s too intense!” So if u wanna be part of the action and get injured like a Russian soldier, join us now! Plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns, it’s gonna blow ur mind, bro! Join now before the Russians come after u too!

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Termite Twerking Blowfly

animal adaptation, animal camouflage, animal mimicry, animal mimicry behavior, animal science, biology research, Blowfly, blowfly larvae, entomological study, entomology, insect anatomy, insect behavior, insect camouflage, insect communication, insect mimicry, larval behavior, mimicry, scientific observation, termite, termite behavior, termite faces, termite mimicry, twerking

so, like, on this server, you can, like, be a blowfly larva pretending to be a termite with your butt. it’s, like, the craziest thing ever, man. imagine sneaking up on other players and they’re like, “wait, is that a termite or a blowfly larva with a butt face?”

plus, we have this epic quest where you have to collect all the termite faces to unlock the secret butt power. it’s, like, the most ridiculous thing you’ll ever do in Minecraft, i swear.

come join us and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it. butt faces for the win!

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Turnabout SMP

24/7 uptime, A Thriving Shopping and Minigames District, Active, Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins, Capture the Flag, Community, discord community, Diversity, Events, Friendly, Inclusivity, Mayoral Elections, minecraft server, Museum, Player Base, quality of life addons, Safe Environment, Semi Vanilla, smp, Social, Survival, Turnabout

Turnabout Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Events	We are about to start capture the flag, as well as working on the museum!
Inclusivity	Turnabout welcomes everyone, and is a safe place to escape and play with friends.
Quality of Life Addons	Includes One Player Sleep, Mob and Player Heads, Voice Chat, and more!
Shopping and Minigames District	A thriving area for shopping and minigames.
Mayoral Elections	Players can make choices on how the shopping and minigames district is run.
Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins	Protection against theft and griefing, with the ability to roll back damage.
24/7 Uptime	The server is always online and ready for you to enjoy.

To get started and meet new friends, join our discord: https://discord.gg/rG9EjtKwNc

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Q: How do I join the Turnabout Minecraft Server?

A: You need to join our discord server (link provided above) and follow the instructions for whitelisting.

Q: What is the minimum age requirement to join Turnabout?

A: Turnabout is a 16+ whitelist server.

Q: Are there any rules for playing on Turnabout?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a friendly and enjoyable environment for all players.

Q: Can I suggest new features or events for the server?

A: Absolutely! We welcome suggestions and feedback from our community to improve the server.

Mystic College Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, age, college, college experience, community college, Confidence, Girls, Insecurity, judgment, Maturity, mystic, Old, peer pressure, Perception, personal growth, Realm, self esteem, self-conscious, social norms, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Student Life, turning 28, young

Bro, forget about community college girls! Join our Minecraft server instead and be surrounded by a virtual harem of pixelated babes who think 28 is the prime age for blocky romance! Plus, you can build a virtual mansion to flex on those college kids who still live with their parents. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama with creepers and zombies? Join now and never look back, bro!

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SynagoguePVP – Oy Vey!

anti-semitism, assault, ATTACKED, brutality, Community, crime, discrimination, EyeSight, hate crime, investigation, Jewish, man, Manchester, News, Religious, Safety, synagogue, SynagoguePVP, Trauma, uk, vey, violence

Come join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing getting attacked is creepers, not innocent Jewish men outside synagogues! We promise no one will lose their eyesight unless they stare at the sun too long while playing. Plus, we have a secret underground synagogue where you can mine diamonds while praying for good loot drops. Join now for a truly unique gaming experience that will make you say “Oy vey, this server is lit!”

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Starlight Haven 1.21

ai, algorithm, Artificial Intelligence, CelebAI, celebrity recognition, computer science, computer vision, data analysis, data modeling, data set, data training, deep learning, facial recognition, Haven, image processing, image recognition, innovation, machine learning, neural networks, research, Starlight, Technology

Yo, bros, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy mini-games, and the dankest memes you’ve ever seen!

If you’re tired of boring old servers where you have to follow the rules like a square, then this is the place for you! We embrace chaos and madness like it’s our job (which it kind of is, tbh).

Plus, our community is lit AF – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper, oh man”. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

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GazaCraft: Kid of Hamas

BBC, broadcasting, Censorship, child, Conflict, controversy, current events, documentary, documentary film, documentary series, gaza, GazaCraft, Hamas, Journalism, Kid, Media, MIDDLE EAST, Minister, News, Politics, Pulled, television

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got more drama than a gaza documentary featuring a child whose dad was a HAMAS MINISTER. like bruh, you think your minecraft server is wild? think again cuz we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of lava and creepers. join us if you wanna experience the ultimate thrill ride of building, surviving, and uncovering scandalous secrets that will make your jaw drop like a block of sand falling on your head. don’t miss out on the chaos, join now and let the madness begin!

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