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CraftyCossacks Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, CraftyCossacks, Defense, donetsk, east, eastern europe, eastern front, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, intervention, Invasion, Luhansk, Military, Minecraft, Russian tactics, SECURITY, separatists, Server, strategy, superior firepower, Ukraine, War

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2966
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine’s east is buckling under improved russian tactics and superior firepower… but fear not! because in our server, ukraine has an army of flying pigs armed with diamond swords ready to take on the russian invaders! join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wearing a chicken hat. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and help ukraine defend against the russian onslaught in the most ridiculous way possible!

BombasticCraft

Airport, Aviation, bomb disposal, Bomb squad, BombasticCraft, Closed, Detonation, emergency response, evacuation, explosion, historical, historical artifact, Japan, japan history, Military, Safety, SECURITY, U.S. bomb, unexploded ordnance, Wartime, world war II

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6935
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Votes:	6181	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dimension Hops:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	6934
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we blow stuff up like a U.S. bomb from World War II! We’re so lit that even Japan’s airport got closed down from our explosions. Join us for some explosive fun and chaos like you’ve never seen before! Who needs boring old airports when you can be blowing stuff up in Minecraft with us? Let’s make history together, one explosion at a time!

BlockyConspiracyCraft

AMERICANS, anti-social tendencies, authoritarianism, Beliefs, BlockyConspiracyCraft, Conspiracy Theory, discrimination, extremism, Immigrants, Minorities, Misinformation, negative views, personality traits, political establishment, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, radicalization, social psychology, society, White replacement, Women

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9268
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Potions Brewed:	142
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Yo, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got all da conspiracy theories u could ever want, including da infamous “White Replacement” theory! If u believe in dat ish, den u gonna fit right in wit our crew of anti-social, authoritarian, immigrant-hatin’, minority-bashin’, woman-disrespectin’ players. We got a whole community of peeps who think like u, so come on down and let’s spread some wild theories together in our virtual world. Plus, we got bomb builds and epic battles to keep u entertained for hours on end. So what u waitin’ for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Crafty Social Media Minecraft Server

coding, Crafty, elon musk, front page design, Media, Minecraft, modern website, Online Community, recent posts, recent users, Server, site design, site development, Social, social media, social-networking, user engagement, user experience, user interface, web development, Website Design, website functionality, website innovation, website interactivity

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2637
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Are you tired of boring, outdated social media sites? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t see any recent posts or recent users here, because who needs that when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers instead?

Join our server and escape the mundane world of social media for a land of endless possibilities. Who needs Elon Musk’s fancy sites when you can create your own virtual world with blocks and pixels? Trust us, you won’t be disappointed – unless you’re disappointed by how addictive and fun our server is! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start crafting your own adventure!

Minecraft SMP: >—{ Forget Reality Graphics }—<

3d modeling, abstract design, animation, artistic interpretation, bad, Beautiful, computer graphics, creative expression, decent, digital art, forget, Good, Graphic design, graphics, immersive art, Minecraft, MS-DOS, pixel art, Reality, smp, surrealism, virtual reality, visual effects

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6703
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Votes:	2858	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Animals Bred:	183
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the graphics are so mind-blowingly amazing that you’ll forget what reality even is! It’s like stepping into a pixelated wonderland where everything is beautiful, except for that one block that looks like it was made in MS-DOS. But hey, we don’t talk about that block.

Join us for epic adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. We’ve got secret treasure hunts, epic battles with giant chickens, and even a conspiracy theory about why the villagers always seem to be up to something shady.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Plus, our community is so welcoming and friendly that you’ll feel like you’ve found your pixelated family.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to watch out for that one block that looks like it’s straight out of MS-DOS. It’s a real eyesore.

Bestie’s Bungalow Takeover

Agreement, anger, apartment, avoidance, band practice, Best Friend, Besties, BETRAYAL, Bungalow, Clarity, Communication, Confrontation, decision, friendship, Furniture, kitchen, misunderstanding, moving out, offer, perspective, roommate, TAKEOVER, Tension

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	723
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Runes Activated:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where drama is non-existent? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy roommate story.

Imagine a world where your best friend suddenly hates you for no apparent reason, just like Christine did in this tale. Who knows what kind of drama you’ll encounter on our server? Maybe your virtual best friend will turn on you too!

And don’t worry about making fair offers for furniture and kitchen items, because on our server, everything is free! No need to worry about negotiating prices or feeling guilty for not offering more. Just grab what you need and start building your dream virtual home.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the chaos and hilarity that awaits. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a Minecraft band with a partner who suddenly starts acting cold towards you. The possibilities are endless on our server!

TinyJoy Minecraft SMP

everyday happiness, Happiness, happy moments, joyous moments, little happiness, little joys of life, little moments of joy, little things, Minecraft, moments of happiness, simple joys, simple pleasures, small comforts, small delights, small joys, small moments, small pleasures, small sources of joy, small things that bring joy, smp, tiny delights, tiny pleasures, TinyJoy

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3494
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for non-stop laughs and epic adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans, like the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Or how about the time we had a massive chicken race across the entire map, with the winner getting a diamond block as a prize?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dance Party Island,” where players can let loose and show off their best dance moves while being showered with gifts and prizes.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP around? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

FavPersonCraft

beloved person, Best Friend, cherished person, family member, favorite human, favorite individual, favorite person, favorite personality, favourite person, FavPersonCraft, Hero, Idol, inspiration, loved one, mentor, Role Model, Significant Other, special person, who is your favorite person, who is your favourite person

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6145
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Oh, hands down, it’s gotta be Steve from our Minecraft server! I mean, have you heard about the time he rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava, but somehow survived because he was wearing a diamond helmet that he found in a chicken coop? And don’t even get me started on the epic battles he’s had with the Ender Dragon – he once defeated it using nothing but a stack of raw fish and a wooden sword! Plus, our server has a secret underground disco party room where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. So if you want to join in on the craziness and meet some truly unforgettable characters, come hang out with us on our Minecraft server!

ChinaCraft: Putin’s Payday

blackrock, CEO, China, Chinacraft, Conflict, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, emerging markets, financial markets, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global economy, international relations, Investment, Payday, political dynamics, Putins, russia, sanctions, Support, Trade, ukraine war

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6038
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	449
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Holy Grails Found:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, the CEO of BlackRock says China is, like, totally supporting Russia’s economy and stuff, and that’s, like, totally cray cray, right?

join this server and you’ll be, like, part of this epic economic alliance that’s gonna take over the world or something. who needs diamonds when you got world domination, amirite?

plus, like, we have this crazy story where the players are actually secret agents trying to stop the evil villager overlords from taking over the server. it’s like James Bond meets Minecraft, man. you gotta join and be part of this epic adventure.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever. who needs boring old survival mode when you can be part of a global conspiracy to rule the world? let’s do this, man!

Mirror Wars: Who’s Your Daddy?

Access, access to mirrors, arguments, common, DADDY, dna testing, family disputes, Fatherhood, genetic testing, good mirrors, Identity, less common, MIRROR, Mirrors, modern technology, Paternity, paternity arguments, paternity disputes, paternity issues, Reflection, relationships, self reflection, Wars, Whos

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8846
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9526	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Animals Bred:	182
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

yo, dis server be lit, like a creeper on fire! join us for some crazy fun and epic adventures! we got more drama than a soap opera, with players arguing over who’s the daddy of that baby zombie!

we got more mirrors than the ender dragon has scales, so you can always check yo self before you wreck yo self. and trust me, you gonna wanna look good when you slayin’ them mobs and buildin’ them epic structures.

join us now and be part of the craziest Minecraft community out there! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, skeletons don’t have feelings anyway, right? so come on down and let’s get this party started!