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Zionist Cocksucker Minecraft Server

America, anti-semitism, Based, cocksucker, cocksuckers, Country, Disgusting, Earth, extremism, France, French far right, Islamophobia, jew, Minecraft, muslims, nationalists, Political, pushback, Replacement, Server, Shitstain, young nationalists, zionist

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5242
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with French far-right zionist cocksuckers in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that nonsense behind. We’ve got a community of young nationalists who are pushing back against the jew cocksucking agenda, and we’re not afraid to say it loud and proud!

In our server, France is just a distant memory as we build a new world filled with Muslims who are actually based. Say goodbye to the shitstain of a country and hello to a land where you can truly be yourself without fear of judgment or discrimination. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s create a world where everyone is welcome, except for those French far-right zionist cocksuckers, of course.

SkipTheFiller

binge watching, character backstory, Character development, Cliffhanger, Entertainment, episode guide, fan favorite, favorite shows, filler episode, least favorite, plot summary, plot twist, rewatch series, season finale, series premiere, skip episode, SkipTheFiller, story arc, streaming, television, TV series

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4497
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Mines Excavated:	4886
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts a flash mob. Or how about the time when a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenged everyone to a dance-off? You never know what wacky surprises await you on our server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Taco Tuesday event, where players compete to see who can build the most epic taco-themed structure. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual tacos (not redeemable in real life, sorry).

So why wait? Join our server now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in confusion. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

FloralMC

BUILD, commands, Community, conveniences, Discord, emotes, Event, FloralMC, Friends, Hub, landscapes, Minecraft, Protect, Rewards, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Staff, Survival, Teleport, Vanilla

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2805
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Crops Grown:	8140	Endless Night Skies:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Magic Items Found:	7746	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	497682
Dragon Eggs Found:	4805	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Welcome to FloralMC – A Semi-Vanilla Minecraft Server
Launch Date: 24th December 2024
Server IPs:
For Java–> 202.36.95.165:29078
For Bedrock–> 202.36.95.165 port–> 29078
Key Features:
Player Commands:
/tpask & /tpahere: Teleport to friends easily.
/home & /sethome: Save and revisit your favorite locations.
/spawn: Quickly return to the hub.
/claim: Protect your builds and keep them safe.
we also plan to add emotes!!!
Semi-vanilla gameplay with added conveniences to enhance your experience.
Explore massive, untouched landscapes for building and survival. Protect your creations with simple land-claiming tools. Enjoy a friendly, welcoming community. Active staff ensures smooth, fair gameplay. Participate in launch-day events with special rewards.
Join our members Discord server
Discord: https://discord.gg/C2HFNtj9
We hope you are ready to explore, build, and protect your creations on FloralMC! 🌸

FAQs

1. How do I join the FloralMC server?

To join the server, use the provided Server IPs for Java or Bedrock, and start playing!

2. Are there any special commands for players on the server?

Yes, there are commands like /tpask, /tpahere, /home, and /claim to enhance your gameplay experience.

3. What can I expect from the community on FloralMC?

You can expect a friendly and welcoming community with active staff to ensure fair gameplay.

4. Will there be special events on the server?

Yes, there will be launch-day events with special rewards for participants.

5. How can I communicate with other members of FloralMC?

You can join our Discord server using the provided link to communicate with other members of the community.

Lost Pill Quest 1.21

awkward, dick, discovery, EMBARRASSING, family, found, funny, health, humor, Lost, medication, mom, Parent, Personal, pill, PILLS, Quest, relationships, scandal, secret, shock, Surprise, taboo

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	443
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Emeralds Found:	4123
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ores Mined:	9833
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of diamonds and creepers!

Imagine this, your mom finds the dick pills, right? And you’re like, “Oh shiz, gotta escape to this insane Minecraft server where anything goes!”

We got pigs flying, chickens doing the cha-cha, and zombies dropping sick beats. It’s like a party in the Nether, man!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this crazy block party started!

MoneyMoocherMadness

advice, Appointment, birthday present, booking software, Business, charge card, DEBT, emergency, emergency appointment, Friend, friends and family discount, friendship, hair stylist, handle, heated debate, MoneyMoocherMadness, owed money, payment, root retouch, Trust

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2806
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	New Chunks Explored:	887526
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Void Gems Collected:	32	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Are you tired of friends who owe you money and never pay up? Join our Minecraft server and unleash your frustrations by building a virtual salon where you can charge your friends for their hair services! Take revenge on those who refuse to pay by locking them in a virtual chair until they cough up the diamonds they owe you.

Create booking software in-game to ensure your friends can’t skip out on payment, and make sure to give them the friends and family discount – if they actually pay up, that is.

Join now and let out your inner stylist while getting back at those who think they can get away with free hair services! Remember, revenge is best served blocky.

CreeperCravings

addictive flavors, comfort food, cravings, CreeperCravings, culinary weakness, delicious temptations, favorite dishes, food addiction, food cravings, food obsession, guilty pleasure, indulgence, irresistible indulgences, irresistible treats, mouth-watering treats, must-have foods, satisfying eats, snack obsession, tasty addictions, tasty delights, yummy snacks

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1739
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Magic Items Found:	5109	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	New Chunks Explored:	110896

Are you a Minecraft player who can’t resist the temptation of virtual food? Well, you’re in luck because on our server, we have unlimited amounts of the most delicious and addicting virtual food you can imagine! From pixelated pizza to blocky burgers, you’ll never go hungry on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our virtual food is so tasty, players have been known to spend hours upon hours just eating and never actually playing the game. We even have a secret society of players who have dedicated their entire Minecraft lives to perfecting the art of virtual cooking and baking.

So if you’re a foodie at heart and want to join a server where the food is just as important as the gameplay, then come on over and satisfy your cravings with us! Who needs diamonds and gold when you have an endless buffet of virtual treats waiting for you?

Redstone Warfare: NK Troop Loot

adaptation, dead North Korean troops, Defense, east asia, Espionage, Geopolitics, intelligence, international conflict, Loot, military tactics, military technology, military training, mindset, Modern War, Notes, Redstone, russia, SECURITY, strategy, troop, Ukraine, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1309
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Villages Defended:	17
Love Letters Sent:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117
Enchantments Applied:	231	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have weapons and notes left by dead north korean troops in russia! ukraine is shook by their mindset but we are here to embrace it and adapt to modern war in the most insane way possible. join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, chaos, and maybe even a dancing llama or two. why settle for boring when you can have a crazy adventure like this? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Res SMP

Adults, atmosphere, Community, Creative, diamond-based, Economy, Events, gameplay, guild, Ip:, Minecraft, Plugins, quality of life, res, Season, Server, shopping district, smp, VOICE, Voting

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7589
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Endless Night Skies:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	New Season Server
Server Type	Mostly Vanilla with Quality-of-Life Plugins
Features	– Diamond-based economy– Shopping District– Builders Guild– Regular Events

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What kind of players are you looking for?	We’re looking for mature, chill, and community-focused adults to join us on our server.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have rules in place to maintain a welcoming and respectful atmosphere. Rules are provided upon joining.
How can I join the server?	You can join by using the Server IP: 147.93.116.232
Can players suggest new plugins or features?	Yes, all plugin additions are voted on by the community, ensuring everyone has a voice in the server’s development.

Chief Grifter’s Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, chief, con artist, controversial, Corruption, Deception, dishonesty, fraud, Greed, GRIFTER IN CHIEF, grifters, influence, Manipulation, MONEY, Politics, power, president, Realm, sam bankman-fried, scammer, trump, unethical behavior, Wealthy, white collar crime

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1344
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Dimension Hops:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Lol, imagine Trump trying to be like Sam Bankman-Fried, what a joke! But hey, if you wanna escape the madness of the real world, come join our Minecraft server! We’ve got pigs that can fly, diamonds that talk, and creepers that tell dad jokes.

Join us if you want to build a castle made entirely of cheese, ride a llama into battle, and have dance parties with Endermen. Plus, our server has a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cotton candy.

Forget about Trump and his wannabe antics, come hang out with us and let your imagination run wild. Who needs reality when you can have a Minecraft server this crazy?

MilMinecraft: Mother’s Day Escape

aita, anniversary, beach vacation, big birthday, birthday celebration, Calendar, Controlling, Day, decade birthday, Escape, family, family conflicts, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family relationships, in-laws, MIL, MilMinecraft, mother’s day, MOTHERS, not wanting to spend Mother’s Day weekend, Plans, setting boundaries

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6640
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2956	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Potions Brewed:	44	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with demanding in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time filled with epic adventures and crazy family drama!

Picture this: you’re trying to mine for diamonds, but your mother-in-law keeps demanding that you attend a beach vacation on Mother’s Day weekend. She’s celebrating a big decade birthday and insists that the whole family, including the in-laws, must come along. But wait, there’s more! She’s upset that her birthday is overshadowed by your wedding anniversary and expects you to drop everything to celebrate her instead.

But fear not, on our server, you can escape the chaos of family obligations and dive into a world where the only drama is between you and those pesky creepers. Build your own paradise, explore new realms, and leave the in-law drama behind.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the adventures begin! Just remember to watch out for any unexpected family gatherings that might pop up in the game.

BlockyBlameGame

adulting, Assertiveness, BlockyBlameGame, boundary setting, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, difficult conversations, emotional labor, Expectations, family dynamics, Financial Planning, financial stress, household responsibilities, living arrangements, relationship issues, roommate conflicts, saving for a house, self-care, setting boundaries, support systems

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9626
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Zombie Dances:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of living in a virtual house with your BF, his brother, and their mom (just kidding, she’s not actually there, but who knows what surprises await in our pixelated world).

Are you tired of doing all the housework while your BF and his brother laze around like zombies? Well, on our server, you can take charge and show them who’s boss! Make them mine for diamonds and chop down trees until they learn some responsibility.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the excitement of planning an escape to your parents’ house to save up for a real-life mansion. Will you be able to navigate the treacherous waters of family drama and financial struggles? Only time will tell on our server.

So come join us for a wild ride of emotions, misunderstandings, and epic battles against Ender Dragons (or maybe just against your BF and his brother). It’s a rollercoaster of fun and frustration that you won’t want to miss!