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  • Building Block Buddies Unite

    Building Block Buddies Unite

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    Join Us or You’ll Forget How to Mine! The Server That Will Change Everything! Or Nothing!

    Are you ready to step into the void and embrace insanity? Our Minecraft server is the epitome of non-existence, where every block you place might be the beginning of a new dimension or the last step into madness! Join us as we break the barriers of reality, where spiders talk and the sun is made of cheese! You will question your own existence as you try to comprehend why you even downloaded this game! Everything is possible here, except logic!

    Feature Description
    Quantum Mining Mine blocks that are actually just figments of your imagination! Why dig when you can just believe?
    Wait, Is That Water? Swim in pools of glowing obsidian while questioning if you’re actually wet or just trapped in a dream!
    Infinite Cows Cows that grow legs and run laps around reality. Can you catch them? Time is a flat circle!
    Dimension Swap Step through portals that lead to dimensions where your avatar might be the next Supreme Being. Or a potato!
    Texture Pack of Madness Forget plain old blocks! Experience the horror of ‘inverted rainbows’ and ‘shadow entities’!
    Conspiracy Chat Engage with chatrooms about how the sky is watching you. Spoiler: It is!

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: What version of Minecraft is this server run on?A: Versions are merely suggestions. Reality is fluid, my friend. Or is it? What if the number 1 isn’t even a number?

    Q: How do I join?A: Joining is a state of mind. You might already be in the server. Look behind you! Are those blocks floating, or are you?

    Q: Is there a community?A: Community is a bunch of PIGS shaped like shoes. Find them, or are they finding you?

    Random Quotes from the Abyss

    “amateur preferred, but who is the judge of amateurs?”

    “I swear, if the llama doesn’t stop staring at me…”

    “I lost my mind, and it might be lost in the End!”

    “No, you can’t just kill the egg. It’s alive, and it sings songs from Mars!”

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  • Zionist Cocksucker Minecraft Server

    Zionist Cocksucker Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with French far-right zionist cocksuckers in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that nonsense behind. We’ve got a community of young nationalists who are pushing back against the jew cocksucking agenda, and we’re not afraid to say it loud and proud!

    In our server, France is just a distant memory as we build a new world filled with Muslims who are actually based. Say goodbye to the shitstain of a country and hello to a land where you can truly be yourself without fear of judgment or discrimination. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s create a world where everyone is welcome, except for those French far-right zionist cocksuckers, of course.

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  • Welcome to Avalon SMP, where you can slay RAID Bosses, craft custom items, and explore Space Travel for the past 9 years!

    Welcome to Avalon SMP, where you can slay RAID Bosses, craft custom items, and explore Space Travel for the past 9 years!

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    Minecraft Server: Avalon RPG

    Overview

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    Server IP defend.avalon.today

    Avalon is Under Attack!

    You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. Join a kingdom or create your own and uncover Avalon’s secrets to conquer the Great Evil.

    Avalon is an MMO RPG in its purest form with elements from Diablo, Skyrim, Destiny, and World of Warcraft. Over 90 plugins, 300 NPCs, 6 chapters of storyline, 200 quests, and 14 final bosses with daily loot drops!

      • Become a Warrior, Mage, Rogue, Paladin, Summoner, Cleric, or Marksman!
      • NPC-based Questing
      • Keep Inventory enabled
      • 14 Daily Raid Bosses
      • Dungeons, Custom Skills, Magic Spells, Armor & Weapons
      • Co-operative Towny environment, Silk Touch Spawners, Crates, Voting, Banking
      • Pets – Capture mobs/animals and level them up
      • Global Market system and Auctions

    Server Rules

    [1] No griefing or stealing
    [2] No scamming
    [3] Be respectful
    [4] Be ethical
    [5] Use common sense

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Question Answer
    Can I join a kingdom in Avalon? Yes, you can join a kingdom or create your own.
    Are there daily loot drops in the server? Yes, there are daily loot drops from 14 final bosses.
    What are the server rules? The server rules include no griefing, stealing, scamming, being respectful, ethical, and using common sense.

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  • I’m Not Useless Minecraft Server

    I’m Not Useless Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being called useless? Join our Minecraft server and show off your skills in building, crafting, and surviving! We have a special plugin that rewards players for scrolling through the server’s main page for 8 hours straight – think of all the virtual pennies you’ll earn! Plus, rumor has it that Mark Zuckerberg himself plays on our server and he’s always looking for new recruits to help him build his pixelated empire. So come on, join us and prove that you’re not useless after all!

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  • Here Is Your Batmobile Bro – Minecraft SMP

    Here Is Your Batmobile Bro – Minecraft SMP

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    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where we don’t ride horses, we ride batmobiles! That’s right, forget about boring old horses, we’ve got sleek, high-speed batmobiles to zoom around in style.

    But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamond eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have endless riches and power in the server.

    Oh, and did I mention our annual Creeper Fashion Show? That’s right, dress up your creepers in the most stylish outfits and strut your stuff on the catwalk for a chance to win rare items and bragging rights.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride batmobiles, befriend a Diamond Chicken, and show off your creeper fashion sense all in one place? Join now and let the insanity begin!

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  • SassySILvsBrotherTruth

    SassySILvsBrotherTruth

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the real-life family drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure.

    We promise you won’t have to deal with any lazy housewives asking for money here – unless they’re asking for diamonds to build their dream castle, of course! Our server is full of excitement and fun, with no room for SAHM grifters.

    Join now and leave the real world behind – because who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Trust us, this server is the escape you never knew you needed.

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  • PublicOopsies Minecraft SMP

    PublicOopsies Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being embarrassed in public? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about embarrassing moments again because you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling dragons.

    We have a secret potion in our server that makes you immune to embarrassment – just one sip and you’ll be strutting around like a boss, no matter what crazy shenanigans you get up to. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located on a hidden island where all the embarrassing moments from the real world are banished to, so you’ll be safe from any awkward encounters.

    So come join us and leave your embarrassing past behind – in our Minecraft SMP, you’ll be the coolest kid on the block, no matter what silly things you’ve done in public.

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  • Block Therapy – Crafting Happiness

    Block Therapy – Crafting Happiness

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    Imagine a world where you can escape all your problems and just build to your heart’s content. That’s right, we’re talking about our epic Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll be transported to a land where the sun always shines, the creepers are always friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky (not really, but a player can dream, right?).

    Need a break from the real world drama? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild. Build a castle, ride a pig, or even create a giant statue of yourself – the possibilities are endless!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and powerful weapons. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the loot for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the fun begin! Who needs therapy when you have virtual blocks to stack, right?

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  • CourtOrderComplying Minecraft Server

    CourtOrderComplying Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we do things backwards just like X’s lawyers! We comply with court orders we previously defied just for the lols. Brazil’s Supreme Court might allow us to return next week, but who cares cuz we be wildin’ out here! Build insane structures, battle crazy mobs, and maybe even defy some court orders yourself! Join now for a truly chaotic Minecraft experience like no other!

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  • CraftyRishi vs KeirCraft

    CraftyRishi vs KeirCraft

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    lol come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got more drama den a reality show! we got keir starmer and rishi sunak fightin it out in da virtual world, tryna be da most popular player! u can join a team and help ur fave politician win, or u can start ur own drama and take over da server! who needs a honeymoon when u got dis much chaos goin on?! join now for a wild ride!

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