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| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 9097 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7474 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
| Votes: | 3996 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 3014 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
so, like, this server is, like, the craziest thing ever, man. like, you gotta join because we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. it’s like a party in your computer, dude.
and get this, we got a secret underground base where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they’re planning to take over the world with their secret dance moves. you gotta stop them before it’s too late!
oh, and did i mention we have a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs? yeah, you heard me right. diamond eggs. you can use them to build the most epic castle ever and show off to all your friends.
so, like, if you wanna have the time of your life and experience the most insane adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this server, man. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have free cookies. who doesn’t love free cookies?
