CockLovers Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CockLovers Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1950
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	New Chunks Explored:	713506
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we proudly declare that we freaking love cocks! Not the actual birds, of course, but we are all about building giant cock statues and creating cock-themed challenges for our players.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of racing through a maze of giant cocks, battling it out in epic cock battles, and participating in cock-building competitions. Our community is full of hilarious and creative players who are always up for a good laugh and a good cock joke.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is the legendary Golden Cock, said to bring incredible luck and fortune to whoever finds it. Will you be the one to uncover this mythical treasure?

So come on and join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with cocks, laughs, and unforgettable memories. Just remember, on our server, the bigger the cock, the better!

LOLcraft – Honkai Star Rail Edition

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2066
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6878	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring landscapes and lackluster adventures? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us on a journey through the Yawning Chasm, where you’ll encounter epic battles and mystical creatures at every turn. Explore the Acheron realm and discover your true colors as you fight for glory and honor.

But wait, there’s more! Embark on a quest among the stars where destiny awaits, and uncover the secrets of the universe. With character banners featuring Acheron, Luocha, Gallagher, Pela, and Dan Heng, you’ll never run out of new challenges to conquer.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have exclusive drip marketing with characters like Robin and Boothill, each with their own unique abilities to help you on your journey.

So what are you waiting for? Redeemable codes, tools, and resources are at your fingertips on our server. Join now and experience the adventure of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Girl Band CryCraft

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4918
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Do you want to know what Nina was searching for before she mysteriously disappeared from our server? Well, rumor has it that she was on the hunt for the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Unicorn Mount! Yes, you heard that right – a majestic unicorn covered in sparkling diamonds that can fly you around the server in style.

Join our server and embark on a quest to find this mythical creature before anyone else does! But be warned, the unicorn is said to only appear to those with the purest of hearts and the most epic building skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the envy of all your friends as you ride into battle on the back of a Diamond-Encrusted Unicorn Mount! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind Nina’s disappearance along the way. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Crafty McLaughLand: Where Popular Phases Meet Possibilities!

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7339
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Buildings Constructed:	44
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Endless Night Skies:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Are you tired of being a boring adult with no sense of adventure? Join our Minecraft server and relive your glory days with a popular phase that starts at 30+! Who says you can’t be the coolest kid on the block again, even if you’re old enough to have a mortgage and a receding hairline? Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community of fellow oldies who refuse to grow up. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave this virtual playground of nostalgia and shenanigans!

FemCraft: Where Femanons Rule the Blocks!

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4211
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	222
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where all the femanons play! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground society of pink sheep who throw epic dance parties every night. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots. So come join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

Robotyne Rumble: Where Creepers Destroy More Than Just Peaceful Towns!

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	263
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	257	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Magic Items Found:	7924	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Void Armor Forged:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can help rebuild the once peaceful Ukrainian town of Robotyne that was destroyed by terrorist Russian animals! Join us as we fight off creepers and zombies to restore this town to its former glory.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden within the ruins of Robotyne lies a secret stash of diamonds that will make you richer than a Minecraft Steve with a full inventory. Will you be the one to uncover this treasure and become the ultimate diamond hoarder?

Join us now and be part of the epic quest to rebuild Robotyne, defeat the evil Russian animals, and uncover hidden treasures beyond your wildest imagination. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

BlockyBizEmailVerify – Where even creepers need to confirm their email before posting on /biz/!

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8305
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against creepers, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of TNT, and participating in our legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournaments (spoiler alert: the chickens always win).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that you need to verify your email just to post on our forum /biz/. Why, you ask? Because our community is so elite that we only want the most dedicated and hilarious players to join us.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. It’s over for boring Minecraft servers, but it’s just beginning for the insanity that is our server!

Frieren’s Funhouse: Where Minecraft meets Mushoku Tensei on a budget!

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6324
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Zombie Dances:	10
Potions Brewed:	158	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Animals Bred:	109
Astral Projections Made:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s like the poor man’s version of Mushoku Tensei? Look no further, because our server is just like that, but with blocks! Join us for a wild ride through a world where you can mine, build, and fight your way to victory.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds. But when they tried to take them, the chest turned into a giant monster and chased them around the map! It was hilarious, and everyone had a good laugh watching the chaos unfold.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. If you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Mushoku Tensei when you can have frieren?

Blocky Shenanigans: ‘what happens here’ Edition

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3732
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Void Armor Forged:	26

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some crazy reasons why:

– Our server has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

– We have a magical forest where the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Who needs a pickaxe when you can just shake a tree and get rich?

– Our PvP arena is actually a giant lava pit filled with chickens wearing armor. It’s chaos, it’s hilarious, and it’s the most intense battle you’ll ever witness.

– We have a hidden village where the villagers ride around on pigs instead of walking. It’s like a piggy parade every day!

– And last but not least, we have a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Yes, you heard that right. Cake houses, cake trees, even cake mobs. It’s a sweet tooth’s dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Crafty Creepers and HoloID Fanatics – Join Now!

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5861
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Towns Built:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone speaks in a language you don’t understand? Well, fear not because our server has the rare and elusive feature of English-speaking players! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious banter, epic adventures, and maybe even a few British accents thrown in for good measure. Who knows, you might even learn some new slang words to impress your friends with! So why settle for a server where you can’t understand a word anyone is saying when you can join ours and have a jolly good time? Join now and let the madness begin!

Blocktopia: Where Creepers are Just Misunderstood Friends

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8952
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that just don’t quite hit the mark? Look no further, because our server is a perfect 10/10 in every way! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so amazing that it will make you forget about all those other games that didn’t quite make the cut for you. Once you join, you won’t be able to tear yourself away!

2. We have the most epic builds and crazy adventures that will blow your mind. From towering castles to underwater cities, our server has it all.

3. Our community is the best around, full of hilarious and friendly players who will keep you laughing all day long. You’ll never want to leave once you start chatting with our wacky crew.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the Minecraft world like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!