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Cock-Comparing Homies Minecraft SMP

body image, CockComparing, friendship, Gender Roles, group dynamics, healthy relationships, homies, intimate conversations, locker room talk, male bonding, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, open communication, peer pressure, personal boundaries, Self Discovery, self esteem, sexual curiosity, sexual exploration, smp, social norms, societal expectations, taboo topics

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1715
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where comparing cocks with your homies is not only normal, it’s encouraged! Our server is the perfect place to show off your pixelated peen and see who reigns supreme in the realm of blocky manhood.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the one and only Colonel Cluckington. Join forces with these feathered fiends as they march across the land, clucking their way to victory and leaving a trail of chaos in their wake.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at our infamous lava parkour course? Test your skills and see if you have what it takes to navigate a treacherous path of fiery death and destruction. It’s a real blast!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a cock-tastic adventure like no other. Just remember, size doesn’t matter…unless you’re talking about your diamond sword, of course!

CraftyMileiVPNoRacism

argentina, Backlash, controversy, CraftyMileiVPNoRacism, criticism, cultural sensitivity, disagreement, discrimination, Division, football chant, milei, political stance, Politics, public figure, racist, social media, Statement, Support, vice president, Xenophobia

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	611
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

so, like, u should totally join this epic minecraft server cuz, like, milei broke up with the vice-president over a football chant or sumthin. it was, like, so crazy, u gotta come see for urself. we got pigs that can dance and chickens that can fly. plus, our diamonds are, like, made of pure gold or sumthin. and if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs. so, like, come join us and be part of the madness, cuz this server is lit af.

SunCircleMoonOrbit

age, astronomical, Astronomy, Celestial, circle, Cosmic, Earth, Lunar, Months, Moon, Orbit, revolution, Rotation, Science, Solar, Space, Sun, SunCircleMoonOrbit, Time, Universe, Years

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5560
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	185
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT MOON ORBITING YOU AND SUN CIRCLING YOU, LIKE WTF HOW COOL IS THAT? U CAN LITERALLY FEEL LIKE A SPACE GOD WHILE PLAYING MINECRAFT.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FULL OF LLAMAS THAT WEAR TOP HATS AND MONOCLES. THEY THROW DIAMONDS AT YOU AS A GREETING.

OH AND DID I MENTION WE HAVE A GIANT CHICKEN THAT LAYS DIAMOND EGGS? YEAH, YOU CAN MAKE A FORTUNE JUST BY HANGING OUT WITH A CHICKEN.

SO YEAH, IF U WANNA EXPERIENCE SOME OUT-OF-THIS-WORLD SH*T, JOIN OUR SERVER. WE PROMISE YOU WON’T REGRET IT.

StressfulPupCraft

Animal Behavior, behavioral science, canine psychology, conserve energy, Disappointment, Dogs, emotional regulation, emotional well being, emotions, human stress, mental health, mood regulation, negative emotional state, olfactory senses, pessimistic choices, pet behavior, scent detection, stress effects, stress impact, stress response, StressfulPupCraft

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7482
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs are the rulers and humans are the peasants! the smell of human stress affects the dogs’ emotions and makes them make more pessimistic choices, like not letting humans mine diamonds! but don’t worry, the dogs are just conserving energy to avoid disappointment when the humans inevitably mess things up. join now for a chance to overthrow the doggy dictatorship and claim your rightful place as the diamond mining master!

NEINtjes Realm

balance, Builds, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Features, Discord, Economy, Events, Experience, Fun, Lands, MCMMO, Minecraft, Players, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Quests, Server, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Welcoming

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1250
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	169	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Villages Defended:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

Welcome to NEINtje’s Realm!

Are you looking for a fun and welcoming Lands (Towny) server? This is your chance!

At NEINtje’s Realm we put a lot of effort into creating the best experience for players, it is you guys who we created the server for! Our core value is to listen to players whilst keeping balance, you can see it as a tug of war between balance and players’ needs! We also offer a lot of custom features which expand on the vanilla Minecraft experience instead of drastically altering it, so players are able to experience something new at their own pace! Want to find out more? Join our Discord and feel free to ask questions!

~ NEINtje’s Realm Staff Team

neintjesrealm.com

GG | POLIT Minecraft server

Cities, Countries, Discord, GG POLIT, minecraft server, Political, real world map, Survival, Tanks, Transport, weapons

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4602
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Potions Brewed:	67
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Emeralds Found:	5566
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	278
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Villages Defended:	17
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Hi, have you been wanting to find a great server for survival and more? Then you definitely need us, We are a political server with transport, tanks, cities, countries, a real world map, weapons, and much more. If you want to see it, go to the server’s discord.

f1.play2go.cloud:22380

BlockyBod Minecraft Server

BlockyBod, body acceptance, body confidence, body dysmorphia, body image issues, body positivity, body shape, bowed legs, emotional distress, endocrinologist, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, mirror reflection, narrow shoulders, parental neglect, puberty, self esteem, self worth, self-consciousness, Server, terrible frame, wide hips

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2209
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of looking like a Minecraft character with a terrible frame? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have the most epic character customization options that will make you look like a total blocky babe or stud! Say goodbye to narrow shoulders, wide hips, and bowed legs – we’ve got potions and power-ups that will have you strutting your stuff like a pro Minecrafter in no time!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to embark on quests to find the mythical Endocrinologist NPC who can help fix your body and make you the envy of all your blocky friends. Who needs a lawsuit when you have the power of potions and pixelated magic on your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to your terrible frame – because on our server, anything is possible, even a total Minecraft makeover!

SlopCraft Minecraft Server: Monday Night Madness!

Ads, Boring Stories, Dead Crowd, E-Drone Pedophiles, Entertainment, Exciting Edition, Glacier Paced, madness, Minecraft, MONDAY, Monday Night, Monday Night Slop, night, Poorly Booked, Pro Wrestling, Ratings, Same Place, Same Shit, Server, SlopCraft, ticket sales, Women’s Roster, wrestling, wrestling fans, Wrestling Matches, wrestling show

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6031
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with dead crowds and e-drone pedophiles? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with Monday Night Slop! Join us for endless ads, glacier-paced boring “stories”, and a poorly booked women’s roster that will leave you saying “same shit, same place”! Why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find such outrageous entertainment and insane stories that will have you laughing until your blocks fall off! So come on, join us for a wild ride on Monday Night Slop – the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

BabyCuts Minecraft Server

anger, baby mullet, baby’s first haircut, BabyCuts, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, childcare, Communication, Confrontation, daycare, emotions, Frustration, handling, Minecraft, overreacting, parenting, resolution, Server, Trust, Upset, VIOLATION, WIBTA

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7033
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	29	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Holy Grails Found:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your hair stand on end? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even your baby’s hair isn’t safe! Join us and experience the thrill of finding out your baby’s hair has been mysteriously cut while you were away. But wait, there’s more! Our daycare-themed server will have you shaking with anger as you discover your baby’s precious mullet has been chopped off without your consent. Don’t worry, we promise to provide a safe and secure environment for your little one, as long as you don’t mind a little unexpected haircut here and there. So come on down and join us for a hair-raising adventure like no other!

NoBeds4BILTripUni

ANNOYED, anxiety, Bed.., Birthday, brother-in-law, Couch, disney land, family, fast food, Gifts, Help, HOURS, MONEY, Music, NoBeds4BILTripUni, offer, Phone, Rent, SAVING, trip, universal studios

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1205
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Enchantments Applied:	98	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	128	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server where we prioritize beds over theme park trips!

Imagine a world where your in-game character sleeps on a couch because they can’t afford a bed. That’s the reality of our server, where we teach valuable life lessons about budgeting and priorities.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with players who work 2 days a week and still struggle to pay rent. It’s like a virtual reality version of your brother-in-law’s life!

So if you’re ready to experience the thrill of choosing between a bed and a theme park trip, join our server now! Who needs roller coasters when you can have a good night’s sleep, am I right?

ElectiCraft Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, Campaign, candidates, Controversies, crazy, current events, debates, Democracy, ElectiCraft, election, Government, Minecraft, Opinions, political system, Politics, presidential race, public opinion, reddit, Server, social media, united states, Voting, voting process

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5208
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Buildings Constructed:	17
Players Killed by Monsters:	2894	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Towns Built:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Love Letters Sent:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Epic Battles Fought:	20

Are you tired of all the election drama and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant zombie politicians, treasure hunts for rare diamond votes, and a secret underground base where we plan to overthrow the evil Ender Dragon government.

Forget about the real world and come join us for some virtual chaos and mayhem! Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat instead? Join now and let’s mine our way to victory!