CockComparing – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Cock-Comparing Homies Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where comparing cocks with your homies is not only normal, it’s encouraged! Our server is the perfect place to show off your pixelated peen and see who reigns supreme in the realm of blocky manhood.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the one and only Colonel Cluckington. Join forces with these feathered fiends as they march across the land, clucking their way to victory and leaving a trail of chaos in their wake.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at our infamous lava parkour course? Test your skills and see if you have what it takes to navigate a treacherous path of fiery death and destruction. It’s a real blast!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a cock-tastic adventure like no other. Just remember, size doesn’t matter…unless you’re talking about your diamond sword, of course!

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FlexCraft: Olympic Showdown

achievement, Athletics, Citizens, Competition, Countries, Diversity, Excellence, FlexCraft, Global Event, Gold medals, Medals, national pride, Olympic, olympics, Participation, Performance, representation, showdown, sports, strength, talent, teamwork, Threshold

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we have our own version of da Olympics! Countries be flexin’ over how many of their players can outperform in different sports, like block placing, zombie slayin’, and pig racing! We even got a gold medal for the player who can build the most epic castle in under 10 minutes! It’s a total blast, so come join da fun and show off your mad skills, cuz on dis server, we all winners, baby!

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TipsyCraft: Over 60s Edition

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so, like, u know how u always wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and not just mine blocks all day? well, dis server is da place to be, my dude. u wanna know why? cuz we got the craziest stories and the most outrageous reasons to join, like, ever.

so get dis, right? on dis server, if u drink even a little bit, u gonna die! like, what?! even if u just sip on some water, u gonna keel over and respawn in da afterlife. it’s wild, man. but don’t worry, if u drink a lot, u gonna die even faster. so, like, drink at your own risk, bro.

and get dis, if u old and got health problems, u gonna die even faster than the rest of us. like, if u over 60 and frail as heck, u might as well just dig your own grave in da game. it’s like a race against time, but with blocks and zombies and stuff.

so, like, come join dis server if u wanna have a blast and see how long u can survive without a drop of water touching your lips. it’s gonna be a party, my dude. a party to die for. literally.

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ModernVanilla

accessible, Adventure, Community, Currency, Earn, EASY, Economy, fair trade, gameplay, grind, Minecraft, miner, ModernVanilla, Netherite Ingots, Netherite Scraps, purity, Server, Survival, Trade, trade system, Upgrade, Vanilla

Welcome to our Vanilla Minecraft Server! Here, we maintain the classic Minecraft experience with a twist. We’ve implemented a custom trade system that revolves around Netherite Ingots and Netherite Scraps as the primary currency. Whether you’re a seasoned miner or just starting, our server is designed to be easy to grind, making it accessible for everyone to earn, trade, and upgrade quickly. Dive into the world of endless possibilities, where community and fair trade meet the purity of vanilla gameplay. Join us and start your adventure today!

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NoobCrusher Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a noob who dared to challenge our server’s top player. Let’s just say, he didn’t stand a chance! Our players are so skilled, they can build entire castles in the blink of an eye and defeat the Ender Dragon with their eyes closed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful items in all of Minecraft. Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? We’ve got it. How about a pet creeper that dances to dubstep? We’ve got that too. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games. From spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft skills to the next level and join a community of hardcore players who will leave you in awe, then come on down to our server. Just remember, he doesn’t stand a chance.

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KekCraft SMP – The Badass Blockheads

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further, because our SMP is where the real party is at!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your friends to take down a gang of evil llamas who are trying to take over the server.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to anyone who can find it. Will you be the one to discover its hidden lair and claim your prize?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the wildest, most ridiculous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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PillagedParents Minecraft Server

Accountability, anxiety treatment, boundary violation, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Emotional support, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, Honesty, medication management, medication security, medication theft, Minecraft, parental betrayal, PillagedParents, prescription medication, Server, substance abuse, surgery preparation, trust issues

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and mystery!

Just like in this crazy story, you never know who might be stealing your diamonds or blowing up your base. Will it be your mom, your dad, or even your own husband? The suspense is real!

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of anti-anxiety potions to help you calm your nerves when things get too intense. Just make sure to keep them hidden from your sneaky family members!

Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and uncover the truth behind the missing items. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate detective in our Minecraft world!

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PreggoRageCraft

AITAH, Apology, back pain, Cancer, Communication Issues, coworker conflict, emotional outburst, hysterectomy, infertility, medical history, office drama, PreggoRageCraft, pregnancy oversharing, pregnancy talk, pregnant coworker, rude behavior, sensitive topic, swollen feet, workplace tension, Yelling

Are you tired of hearing about pregnancy 24/7? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing growing is our pixelated crops, not annoying coworkers’ bellies! Our server is a safe space for all, especially for those who have had hysterectomies at 18 (we have a support group in the virtual town square). Plus, we have a strict “no talking about swollen feet” policy, so you can game in peace without any baby talk distractions. Join now for a uter-ly awesome time!

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FriendshipQualitiesMinecraftSMP

Communication, Companionship, Emotional support, Empathy, friendship, FriendshipQualitiesMinecraftSMP, Honesty, humor, Kindness, long term, loyalty, Meaningful connections, mutual respect, Qualities, Reliability, Respect, shared interests, Support, Trust, Understanding, VALUES

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you value qualities like being able to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks, having epic battles with giant mutant chickens, and pranking your friends by filling their houses with llamas.

Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who needs boring old friendships when you can have a whole community of fellow Minecraft maniacs to wreak havoc with? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and let the insanity begin!

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BedroomTreasureHideout

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Looking for a place to hide your diamonds in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! Our world is filled with secret hiding spots that even the most seasoned players won’t be able to find. From hiding your loot under your bed to burying it deep underground, the possibilities are endless! Join us for a wild adventure where you’ll never know who’s lurking around the corner trying to steal your precious items. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave once you experience the thrill of the hunt on our server!

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CraftyIranAttack Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got all the cool stuff and the craziest adventures waiting for you!

imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts attacking you! but don’t worry, because our server has specially trained ninja llamas that will come to your rescue and take out those pesky pigs in no time!

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams? yeah, it’s guarded by a pack of super intelligent chickens who will challenge you to a game of chess before letting you in.

plus, our community is like, the coolest ever. we have players from all over the world, including a group of alien pandas who communicate through interpretive dance. it’s wild, man.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most epic, insane, and downright hilarious adventures of your life! trust me, you won’t regret it.

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