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GoonCraft SMP: GooningGuru

AMA, anon stroking, anti-depressants, camera stroking, cock ring, drug combinations, GoonCraft, gooning, gooning advice, gooning items, gooning pleasure, gooning setup, GooningGuru, heart risks, lidocaine, Lube, mdma, medication combinations, never cum, numb cock, smp, stroking on discord, viagra

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9111
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	169	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Falling into the Void:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with players who are dedicated to gooning like never before. What’s gooning, you ask? It’s all about maximizing your pleasure while playing Minecraft, whether it’s through using special items, drugs, or even medication combinations.

Looking to enhance your gooning experience? Some players swear by using a cock ring and lube, while others go to extreme lengths by using lidocaine to numb their cock for longer strokes. Want to last longer without cumming? Try mixing antidepressants into the mix. And for those looking for a wild ride, some players have experimented with MMDA and Viagra – just be careful, it might stop your heart!

But that’s not all – on our server, we even have special Discord channels where players can stroke together on camera. It’s a whole new level of multiplayer experience that you won’t find anywhere else. So come join us and get ready to goon like never before. And don’t forget to ask us anything – we’re here to answer all your burning questions!

FantasyFootyKing Minecraft SMP

best player, draft pick, fantasy draft, Fantasy Football, fantasy football advice, fantasy football analysis, fantasy football expert, fantasy football projections, fantasy football rankings, fantasy football sleepers, fantasy football tips, Fantasy League, fantasy lineup, fantasy points, fantasy roster, fantasy sports, fantasy strategy, fantasy team, FantasyFootyKing, football, Minecraft, player signing, smp

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7421
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Are you tired of boring old fantasy football leagues where all you do is pick players and hope for the best? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is home to the most epic fantasy football player signings you’ve ever seen. Imagine Messi and Ronaldo teaming up to take on the Ender Dragon – now that’s a match made in Minecraft heaven!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest at spawn that’s guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen dressed in tuxedos.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest fantasy football player signings and adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft!

FamilyCraftGossip

controversial revelations, dark family secrets, dirty laundry, family controversy, family disgrace, family drama, family gossip, Family secrets, family shame, family skeletons, FamilyCraftGossip, forbidden affairs, hidden scandals, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate relationships, NSFW scandal, private affairs, secrets exposed, shocking revelations, taboo topics, unspeakable acts

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5749
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest place to be! Join us if you want to escape the mundane and dive headfirst into a world of NSFW scandals – Minecraft style!

Picture this: your uncle Steve accidentally built a giant phallic-shaped tower in the middle of town square. Or maybe your cousin Becky got caught using inappropriate language in the chat. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can let loose and party like there’s no tomorrow. Just watch out for the creeper bouncers, they can be a bit touchy.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but boring, come join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous family drama and outrageous antics. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

KolkataCraft: Teargas & Protests

brutality, crime, demonstration, Doctor, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, Indian, Justice, Kolkata, KolkataCraft, law enforcement, murder, Police, protest, PROTESTS, public outrage, rape, Safety, Social Issues, Teargas, violence, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3798
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8141	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

lol this server is so lit, it’s like the Indian police firing teargas at hundreds protesting over Kolkata doctor’s rape, murder but in Minecraft form. join us for some wild adventures and crazy battles, you won’t find this kind of chaos anywhere else. plus, our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family of misfit gamers ready to take on the world. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s create some epic memories together!

LeftistLamentations

acutely felt, coping mechanisms, Covid-19, health behaviors, LeftistLamentations, mask wearing, mental health, pandemic, pandemic-related stress, political beliefs, political left, political spectrum, public health measures, republicans, resistance, Sleep, stress, stress levels, study, vaccination, well-being

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4384
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	1437	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	8387
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we got all the vibes and none of the stress like those lefties during covid. we got republicans running around with no masks, living their best lives and getting that beauty sleep. join us for a wild ride filled with chaos and laughter, where the only thing you need to worry about is how many diamonds you can mine in a day. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s make minecraft great again!

BoxArtCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3941
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	36	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is like the top tier boxart of Minecraft servers! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so epic, Notch himself asked to join but we had to turn him down because he couldn’t handle our level of awesomeness.

2. We have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and rare mobs that drop enchanted gear just by looking at them.

3. Our staff members are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun.

4. We have a mini-game where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and shoot fireballs at your enemies. It’s like Mario Kart, but with pigs!

5. Our server is so popular that even Herobrine himself logs on to play and tries to challenge our players to PvP battles. But don’t worry, our players always come out on top because they’re just that good.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life!

Minecraft SMP: V2Xcraft – The Ultimate Vehicle-to-Everything Adventure!

Adventure, automotive technology, autonomous vehicles, connected vehicles, future of transportation, Internet of Things, IoT, Minecraft, smart transportation, smp, traffic management, Ultimate, V2X, V2Xcraft, vehicle communication, vehicle connectivity, vehicle data, vehicle efficiency, vehicle infrastructure, vehicle innovation, vehicle safety, vehicle security, vehicle technology, Vehicle-to-everything, VehicletoEverything, wireless communication

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7408
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we take vehicle-to-everything communication to a whole new level! Why do we need this, you ask? Well, picture this: you’re cruising in your minecart when suddenly a chicken crosses the track. With V2X technology, your minecart can communicate with the chicken and politely ask it to move out of the way. No more crashes or delays caused by pesky poultry!

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League. That’s right, you can saddle up your very own Ender Dragon and compete in exhilarating races through the End dimension. Will you be the next champion, or will you end up as dragon chow? Only one way to find out!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy contraptions, and more laughs than you can shake a diamond sword at. Don’t miss out – join our SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before!

SIL’s Son Swap Minecraft Server

child behavior, child favoritism, Communication Issues, emotional dynamics, emotional neglect, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, Family issues, family relationships, favoritism, Jealousy, Minecraft, neglect, parenting, parenting challenges, Server, sibling favoritism, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sils, Son, Swap

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9359
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Animals Bred:	163
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of being the neglected Theo in a world full of Christophers? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise to give equal attention to all players, even the Theos of the world!

Join us for a wild ride where Christopher doesn’t get all the glory. We don’t play favorites here, unless your name is Theo, then you’re our favorite!

Experience the thrill of being the underdog and watch as your accomplishments are celebrated just as much as Christopher’s (maybe even more, we’ll see how it goes)!

So come on down to our server where Theo reigns supreme and Christopher can take a backseat for once. Don’t let Christina’s favoritism get you down, join us and be appreciated for who you are, not just your achievements!

DadCrazyStepChefMC

blended families, blood siblings, Boundaries, Communication, Cooking, custody, DadCrazyStepChefMC, Divorce, Expectations, family, favoritism, judge, Kids, Marriage, parenting, parents, relationships, Siblings, step siblings, stepkids, teenagers

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7241
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9013
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the craziness of divorced parents and step-siblings who expect you to cook for them.

On our server, you can build your own virtual family where you don’t have to make food for anyone unless you want to. No judgment here for showing favoritism towards your blood siblings – in fact, we encourage it!

So come join us and let out all your frustrations in the form of blocky creations. Who needs real family drama when you can have virtual drama on our server? Join now and let the chaos begin!

BlockParty SMP: Just Craft It!

advice, blockparty, Craft, daily habits, goal-setting, Gratitude, Happiness, inspiration, life improvement, mental health, mindfulness, mindset shift, motivation, personal growth, positive thinking, positivity, productivity, self help, self improvement, self-care, smp, success, wellness

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1335
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3533	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds. But here’s the catch – every time they tried to take a diamond, a chicken would pop out and start doing the Macarena! It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Creeper King, who roams the land in a top hat and monocle, offering players quests in exchange for exploding their bases. It’s a risky business, but the rewards are worth it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before! Who knows, you might just find yourself dancing with chickens and making deals with a dapper Creeper.

HeartbreakCraft

Breakup, Choices, consequences, Decision making, emotions, Experience, Exploring, growth, HEARTBREAK, HeartbreakCraft, high school sweetheart, hindsight, long term relationship, love, moving on, personal development, Reflection, regrets, relationships, Self Discovery, sexual partners

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3473
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of making questionable life decisions and need a distraction? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world filled with pixelated sheep and blocky trees. Who needs a long-term high school sweetheart when you can have a virtual pet pig named Sir Oinksalot? Trust us, the only regret you’ll have is not joining sooner! So come on down and let’s mine and craft our way to happiness together!