cock evaluation Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Banters: Rate my Pickaxe

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2392
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Farms Harvested:	784	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on a wild adventure filled with epic quests and hilarious shenanigans! But why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a feature called “Rate my cock” where you can showcase your best rooster builds and have other players rate them. Trust us, you’ve never seen a chicken coop like this before!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and squawks orders at his loyal subjects. Rumor has it that if you can impress the Chicken King with your poultry prowess, he will grant you access to the fabled Chicken Palace, where golden eggs are said to lay.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate cock connoisseur and earn the favor of the Chicken King himself. Just be prepared for a clucking good time!

TroonOut Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, Behavior, children, consequences, discipline, family, Fatherhood, guidance, long tail, Minecraft, Motherhood, parenting, parenting advice, parenting tips, Respect, Server, Sons, teach, troon, Troonout, upbringing, VALUES

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4571
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	13

Are you tired of your sons hogging the computer all day? Well, on our server, you can “troon” them out and have the ultimate gaming experience all to yourself! Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and trolling your own kids in the virtual world. Who needs family bonding when you can have blocky adventures with strangers instead? Join now and say goodbye to sharing the computer forever!

CrazyCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, big, body image, crazycraft, disgust, disgusted, dude, Hands, Help, Insecurity, losing sanity, mental health, Minecraft, mood, Obsession, rip off, self esteem, self-consciousness, self-hatred, Server, Support, Therapy, veiny

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5997
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Farms Harvested:	999	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of being haunted by your own monstrous hands? Do you wish you could escape the horror of your own body? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where your hands are pixelated and perfectly proportioned. Say goodbye to the nightmare of your veiny, disgusting hands and say hello to a world where you can build, explore, and forget about your real-life hand woes. Trust us, it’s better than therapy. Join now and start your journey to hand liberation!

CraftyCanineCuisine

animal welfare, bulldog, Chronic pain, college graduates, CraftyCanineCuisine, dog food, fast metabolism, financial situation, food pantry, insult, intervention, neglect, pet support program, Prideful, roommate, Sake, shepherd mix, study abroad, Toes, underweight dog

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4258
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	74
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a special quest called “Feed the Dog”! Join us and help save Jack’s emaciated bulldog-shepherd mix by collecting dog kibble from the villagers and feeding him until he’s no longer a walking skeleton.

But beware, Jack is a prideful player and may see your efforts as an insult. Will you risk stepping on his toes to save this poor pup? Or will you let him continue to suffer in a dark house with nothing to do?

Join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual dog food and show Jack how it’s done! Remember, it’s not just a game, it’s a mission to save a Minecraft dog in need.

CraftyGrad Minecraft Server

CraftyGrad, future planning, graduating high school, impact on life, life choices, life transitions, life-changing choices, Minecraft, new beginnings, personal development, personal growth, post-graduation, Self Discovery, self reflection, Server, stepping out of comfort zone, unconventional decisions, unconventional journey, unconventional path, unexpected outcomes, unexpected turns, unique experiences, unusual decision

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9176
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Magic Items Found:	6649
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

Are you tired of making boring decisions in life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and make the most unusual decisions like building a house out of diamond blocks or riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombies.

One player joined our server right after graduating high school and decided to become a professional chicken farmer in the game. Little did they know, their chicken empire would become so massive that they were able to trade eggs for diamonds with other players. Now they’re the richest player on the server and have a chicken army at their disposal.

So if you want to spice up your life with some crazy decisions and epic adventures, join our Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might just become the next chicken tycoon of the virtual world.

BurgerBustCraft

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5218
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Picture this: you’re happily munching on a delicious burger in Minecraft, when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows up your entire creation! Don’t let your burger dreams be destroyed by pesky creepers – join our server and build your burger empire in peace! With our anti-creeper protection, you can enjoy your virtual meals without any explosive interruptions. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to the rare and elusive Burger King mob, who will trade you golden burgers for rare items. So come on over and feast like royalty on our epic burger-filled server!

MapleCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, China, diplomatic tensions, economic competition, economic relations, foreign relations, global economy, import/export, international trade, MapleCraft, Minecraft, national security, security concerns, Server, trade agreements, trade crackdown, trade disputes, trade imbalance, trade negotiations, trade policy, trade restrictions, trade sanctions, unfair practices

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8250
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	324	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we trade crackdown on china for unfair practices and security concerns!!! build your own trade empire and take down those sneaky chinese players who try to steal your diamonds!!! beware of the security concerns, they might try to hack into your base and steal all your loot!!! but fear not, our admins are always watching and ready to ban anyone who tries to cheat!!! so come join the chaos and mayhem on our server, where the only rule is to have fun and protect your precious diamonds from those pesky chinese players!!!

PeePeePanic – No accidents allowed!

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2318
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where if u pee ur pants, u get sympathy but if u pee ur pants and dont clean it up, u get escorted out by the police!!! why would u wanna miss out on that kind of excitement?? plus, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. u gotta see it to believe it. so come on over and join us for a wild ride of pee pants and fancy llamas!

TotallyNotSuspicious – Just a Regular Vanilla Server, Promise! (No, Seriously)

[Dragon Fights], Collaborative, Community, Diamond Economy, Discord, Events, Friendly, Images, INCLUSIVE, Modded, Modpack, North America, pokemon, Promise, regular, Server, Server members, Spawn, TotallyNotSuspicious, Updates, Vanilla, vault hunters, voice chat, Whitelisted

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5517
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Enchantments Applied:	285	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Minecraft Server: TotallyNotSuspicious
Server Focus	Creating a community-focused environment
Host Location	North America
Discord Integration	Yes
Mini Seasons	Custom modded mini seasons bridging main seasons
Server Members	350
Total Members	500

FAQ

How can I apply to join the server?

To apply to join the server, visit the Discord server at https://discord.gg/vPqyu9dPJ7 and follow the instructions.

Is there a requirement to join the Discord server?

Yes, being on the Discord server is required in order to be whitelisted on the Minecraft server. However, there is also a Discord Member role available for those who solely want to chat.

What type of events are hosted on the server?

The server hosts organized Dragon Fights, various events, and custom modded mini seasons to keep the community engaged.

Are there any in-game economies or shop plugins?

The server operates with a Diamond economy and does not have any shop plugins, promoting a player-driven economy.

How long do mini seasons typically last?

Mini seasons last around a month and are usually scheduled to start in December and June.

CraftyPixel Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8678
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Mines Excavated:	2669	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Potions Brewed:	53	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9399	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is filled with VTuber idols from another world! Join us and witness the epic journey of Nenea, the girl who came to become an idol through Minecraft! Watch as Polka, the circus performer, dazzles you with her acrobatics while trying to become the ringmaster of the VTuber world! And don’t forget about Lamy, the noble daughter from a snowy land, who left her home to join our server full of fun and color! Oh, and let’s not overlook Botan, the white lion who’s a gaming addict but still manages to set aside powerful heals even at the end game! Join us for a wild ride filled with singing, dancing, acrobatics, and gaming addiction – what more could you ask for in a Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the madness, join us now!

AnthroCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9879
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Holy Grails Found:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of anthros on a Friday night? Look no further than our server, where human males mingle with female anthros in a way that’ll make you question your own sanity! Join us for the “Maternity Test” edition, where things get crazier than a creeper exploding in your face.

But wait, there’s more! How about a story about a birthday cake that will make you rethink your love for dessert? Or maybe you’re more into tales of Prince Anonymous and stars and stripes 2: star harder – we’ve got those too!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where anything is possible, and the only limit is your imagination. Just be sure to watch out for the frost on her feathers – it’s colder than a snow golem’s heart!