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Blocky Banters: Rate my Pickaxe

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7227
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Buildings Constructed:	35
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on a wild adventure filled with epic quests and hilarious shenanigans! But why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a feature called “Rate my cock” where you can showcase your best rooster builds and have other players rate them. Trust us, you’ve never seen a chicken coop like this before!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and squawks orders at his loyal subjects. Rumor has it that if you can impress the Chicken King with your poultry prowess, he will grant you access to the fabled Chicken Palace, where golden eggs are said to lay.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate cock connoisseur and earn the favor of the Chicken King himself. Just be prepared for a clucking good time!

ReunionRage33: PhotofailPartner

Accountability, athleisure wear, Communication Issues, exhaustion, family dynamics, family gatherings, hurt feelings, in-laws, lack of empathy, lack of preparation, last minute plans, leaving without warning, long-distance relationship, misunderstandings, partner’s family reunion, PhotofailPartner, professional family photos, relationship conflict, ReunionRage33, unexpected events, unresolved issues

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8184
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3871	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never leave you unprepared for professional family photos! Join us for a wild adventure filled with surprises and unexpected twists, just like the time our player forgot to pack anything but athleisure wear and swim suit cover ups for a family reunion!

Imagine the chaos of trying to rock a swimsuit cover up for professional photos with your in-laws – only on our server will you experience such hilarious mishaps! And don’t worry, our players are always ready to support you, even if they suggest wearing that cover up with pride.

Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, from exhaustion to disbelief, just like the time our player decided to leave the reunion altogether after a failed attempt at preparation. Will you stay and face the family photo drama, or make a dramatic exit like a true Minecraft hero?

So come on over to our server, where every moment is a comedy of errors and every player is a star in their own outrageous story. Who needs family reunions when you have a Minecraft server full of unforgettable moments? Join now and let the laughter begin!

MineMelody Minecraft Server

deep meaning, emotional connection, emotional resonance, favorite quotes, impactful verses, lyrical impact, lyrical resonance, meaningful music, melodic memories, memorable lines, Minecraft, MineMelody, moving songs, music inspiration, musical quotes, poetic expressions, powerful words, resonating lyrics, Server, song lyrics, songwriting brilliance, soulful lines, unforgettable phrases

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9376
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Potions Brewed:	148
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate party destination for all you blockheads out there! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and was immediately greeted by a dancing creeper wearing a top hat. The creeper led them to a secret underground disco where all the mobs were busting a move to the latest hits. The player couldn’t believe their eyes and decided to join in on the fun. They danced the night away with zombies, skeletons, and even a stray cat who had some sick dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. It’s a clucking good time, let me tell you!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even find yourself singing along to a catchy tune with a group of friendly Endermen. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

PixelPeePotionCraft

alcohol misuse, burning sensation, disinfectant, first aid, genital care, health, hygiene, Irritation, Medical, mens health, penis, PixelPeePotionCraft, rubbing alcohol, rubbing alcohol on genitals, rubbing alcohol on skin, rubbing alcohol safety, rubbing alcohol side effects, Sensitive skin, shaft, skin care, Treatment

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7944
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe other things)? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even rubbing alcohol on your penis shaft won’t compare to the excitement you’ll feel when you join us.

Join us for insane adventures, like riding pigs into battle against a horde of angry chickens or building a castle made entirely of diamonds (because who needs stone when you can have bling?).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of talking creepers who only reveal themselves to the most skilled players. Will you be the chosen one?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride that will make rubbing alcohol on your penis shaft seem like child’s play.

GazaCraft Theater: No Jewish Events

anti-semitism, Belgian theater, community response, controversy, cultural diversity, cultural sensitivity, discrimination, event cancellation, event planning, Events, freedom of speech, Gaza massacre, GazaCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Jewish, Jewish school, media coverage, Middle East conflict, political tensions, public opinion, religious conflict, social justice, Theater

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1054
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and not be bored out of ur mind? well, this server is the place for u! we got crazier than a llama on a pogo stick up in here.

we got pigs that can fly, chickens that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes (they’re not very good jokes, but hey, they try). plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground rollercoaster that takes u on a wild ride through lava and waterfalls? it’s like a theme park on steroids.

join us now and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, then maybe u will. but who hates fun? not u, that’s for sure.

CraftyCriticCove

artistic expression, artists, Authenticity, classical composers, classical music, Composer, covers, CraftyCriticCove, creative freedom, creativity, criticism, Individuality, innovation, Interpretation, JS Bach, Music, musicality, originality, Performance, Style, tradition

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5811
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Chimeras Created:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

join dis server if u wanna be surrounded by unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs. we have a secret hidden treasure that only the chosen ones can find. also, our staff are all trained ninjas who will protect u from creepers and zombies. plus, we have a disco party every friday night where u can dance with skeletons and endermen. so come join us and let the madness begin!

HeartbreakCraft: Electric Love Stims

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6810
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	271	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

hey u! yea u! r u tired of being heartbroken in ur minecraft relationships? well do i have the server for u! we use ELECTRICAL BRAIN STIMULATION to ease ur heartbreak! just target the left DLPFC and right VLPFC and BOOM ur love trauma syndrome is GONE! it’s like magic but with electricity! join our server for a randomized, single-blind, parallel-group, sham-controlled study on how to fix ur broken heart in minecraft! don’t wait, join now and say goodbye to heartbreak FOREVER!

1.21 Survival: Where breaking blocks is more addictive than caffeine

Addictive, Adventure, blocks, BREAKING, Caffeine, challenge, creativity, Dedicated, Discord, Donations, Friends, gameplay, inspiration, Ip:, item-spawning, Protect, rules, Server, Spawn, Survival, SURVIVE, Teleporting, Vanilla, Voting, world, world border

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	218
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Villages Defended:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Love Letters Sent:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	38.133.155.215
World Type	Survival
Game Mode	Vanilla
Difficulty	Hard

Server Features:

24/7 Survival gameplay
No griefing or stealing
PvP only with consent
Powerful dedicated server with high view distance
Pure, unmodified version of the game

What we have:

Survival Multiplayer
Discord community
Protection from grief and stealing
Hard difficulty setting
Friendly and creative environment

What we do NOT have:

No fancy spawn (unless you build one!)
No teleporting or item-spawning
No world border or excessive rules
No donations, voting, or ranks
No griefing or stealing
No PvP without consent

Server Rules:

Respect and Common Sense! Survive and Be Epic!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the server IP?

A: The server IP is 38.133.155.215

Q: Is the server always online?

A: Yes, the server is 24/7 and you can play anytime.

Q: Can I play solo or with friends?

A: You can go on solo adventures or team up with friends to build together.

Q: Are there any special features on this server?

A: The server offers protection from griefing, a dedicated server for optimal performance, and a friendly community atmosphere.

MineGoddessMC Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5460
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

We have a trophy list that will make your head spin, with challenges that will test your skills to the max. And don’t even get us started on our launch trailer – it’s so epic, you’ll want to watch it on repeat!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even Vanilla SMT5 has been delisted – that’s how wild things get around here. And if you’re a fusion autist, we’ve got the perfect tools for you to create the most mind-blowing fusions imaginable.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

AznWaifu’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4669
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Divine Spears Created:	24	Secret Passages Found:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Villages Defended:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of having your very own Azn waifu to accompany you on your Minecraft adventures? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee you the chance to find your perfect Azn waifu!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the rarest items, battle fierce mobs, and build the most magnificent structures with your Azn waifu by your side. Who needs diamonds when you have a loyal Azn waifu to protect and support you?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to finding your very own Azn waifu! Because if God didn’t want you to have one, he wouldn’t have made them, right?

TeeHeeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1670
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49
Ores Mined:	1722	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a frog in a cowboy hat? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even dyslexic frogs with dig bicks would feel right at home.

Join us for insane adventures, like building a giant cowboy hat for your froggy friend or embarking on quests to find the legendary Dyslexic Diamond. And don’t worry, we promise not to make anyone uncomfortable with inappropriate shirt gifts – unless it’s a shirt with a chicken wearing sunglasses, because that’s just hilarious.

So come on down to our server and let’s make some memories that are weirder than a dyslexic frog trying to read a billboard. See you there!