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Anti Sakura Copy Minecraft Server

Anti, anti-Sakura, arrogancy, Character building, character plot, Copy, emotionally vulnerable, fully developed characters, gege, gender quotas, Gojo, independent, jjk universe, Manga, MEGUMI, Minecraft, Nobara, Original Character, sakura, Server, short temper, sukuna, supporting characters, Trauma, Trio, Yuuji

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9011
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as twisted and unpredictable as Nobara’s character development? Look no further! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride of emotions, just like Nobara’s inconsistent personality traits.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of not knowing what’s going to happen next, just like when Nobara randomly pops back into the story after we thought she was gone for good. It’s a wild ride that will keep you on your toes and questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers.

Plus, who doesn’t love a good plot twist? Just when you think you have it all figured out, we’ll throw a curveball at you that will leave you scratching your head, just like when Nobara’s character arc took a bizarre turn that no one saw coming.

So come join us on this crazy adventure and see if you can survive the madness that is our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just come out of it with a newfound appreciation for the unexpected, just like how we all learned to love to hate Nobara.

DEI Storie Teim Minecraft SMP

black queer woman, blackrock, CFO, Conspiracy, Consultants, DEI, DEI stories, Dinner, Director, female CEO, firing, grammar, Housing, husband, Minecraft, Ngo, niggers, racist, rapefugee, remote job, Safety, Severance, smp, spelling errors, staff meeting, storie, Teim, trump, wealthy white woman, white males

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	637
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with drama and chaos! Imagine a world where the CEO is a poo, the CFO is afraid of white people, and correcting grammar is considered racist. We have consultants who are vegan, directors getting fired for not being black queer women, and a player who conspires their own firing just to get a fat severance check. With outrageous characters and insane stories like these, you won’t want to miss out on the fun! So come join us and experience the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever created!

Big Size Minecraft Server

anxiety, big, challenging myself, clothing size, facing fears, force myself, Minecraft, online shopping, overcoming fear, personal growth, return policy, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-conscious, send back, Server, shopping dilemma, SIZE, size larger, socially anxious, stepping out of comfort zone, too big, UNCOMFORTABLE, wrong size

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3464
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	222	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Zombie Dances:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the creepers are bigger than your social anxiety! Our world is so wild and wacky, even the mobs are rocking oversized shoes. Join us for a chance to conquer your fears by facing off against giant spiders and towering skeletons. Who knows, you might even find a pair of diamond boots that fit just right! So come on, don’t be shy – jump into our server and let’s kick some blocky butt together!

Minecraft SMP – /feg/ – Creeper Emblem Society

creeper, Emblem, feg, feh, FEH trailer, fire emblem, Fire Emblem Community, Fire Emblem Discussion, Fire Emblem emulation, Fire Emblem Franchise, Fire Emblem gameplay, Fire Emblem Games, Fire Emblem General, fire emblem heroes, Fire Emblem Heroes Event Calendars, Fire Emblem Heroes events, Fire Emblem Heroes Guides, Fire Emblem Heroes Links and Guides, Fire Emblem Series Emulation Guide, Fire Emblem Series Summary, Fire Emblem timeline, Minecraft, smp, society

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5699
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the intense strategy and battles of Fire Emblem and bring them into the blocky world of Minecraft! Join us for epic battles, intricate alliances, and maybe even a little bit of romance between your favorite pixelated characters.

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Come join us and experience the thrill of commanding your own army of blocky warriors, facing off against other players in strategic battles that will test your skills and your sanity.

But that’s not all! We have special events where you can win exclusive in-game items and bragging rights that will make all your friends jealous. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious memes, inside jokes, and a level of chaos that will keep you coming back for more.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience Fire Emblem like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in our world, anything can happen – from unexpected alliances to epic betrayals, and everything in between.

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, beach holidays, Bedwars, brawl stars, cars, Cases, casinos, Cities, clubs, exclusive items, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, trampolines, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, work

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3991
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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Oops Europe Minecraft Server

austerity measures, brexit, cultural divisions, economic crisis, education system, environmental challenges, Europe, european union, eurozone, global competition., healthcare system, immigration, Minecraft, nationalism, Oops, political instability, populism, Refugee Crisis, security concerns, Server, social inequality, trade agreements, unemployment

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3682
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further than our server!

Join us on a wild adventure through a twisted version of Europe where everything that could go wrong, did go wrong. Explore a land where the Eiffel Tower is made of cheese, Big Ben is actually a giant cuckoo clock, and the Leaning Tower of Pisa is now the Leaning Tower of Pizza (yes, it’s made entirely of pizza slices).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Potato Kingdom, ruled by a potato king who wears a crown made of french fries. Join forces with the potato people and fight against the evil Carrot Empire, led by a power-hungry carrot dictator who wants to turn all potatoes into carrot sticks.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious version of Europe you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even discover the secret recipe for turning water into wine (spoiler alert: it involves a lot of grapes and a little bit of magic).

All Light Bulbs Suck Minecraft SMP

brightness, Bulbs, Ceiling, color temperature, cri, dimmable, eco-friendly, energy efficient, energy saving, high quality, home improvement, Led, Light, light bulbs, lighting, long-lasting, mediocre, Minecraft, Modernization, Replacement, smp, Specs, Suck, Technology, Thoughts

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5404
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Votes:	9880
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9164
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Are you tired of boring old light bulbs that just can’t keep up with your epic building skills in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our SMP, we only use the most epic, game-changing light bulbs that will make your builds shine brighter than a diamond block!

Forget about those lame specs and CRI ratings, because on our server, we only care about one thing – making sure your builds look absolutely legendary. Imagine walking into your base and being blinded by the sheer awesomeness of your lighting setup. Villagers will be lining up to trade with you just to bask in the glow of your epicness.

So why settle for mediocre when you can join our SMP and light up your world in style? Trust us, once you experience the power of our game-changing light bulbs, you’ll never look back. Join now and let the epicness begin!

Marvel Rivals Minecraft Server

adaptations, Characters, cinematic universe, comic books, Competition, dc, Entertainment, Fans, Franchises, Heroes, long tail tag, Marvel, Minecraft, movies, Rivalry, Rivals, Server, success, Superheroes, tv shows, Universe, Villains

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8267
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Animals Bred:	89
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Farms Harvested:	211	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36

Get ready to enter a world where Marvel and DC collide in the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Join us as we witness Iron Man and Batman team up to fight off hordes of creepers and zombies.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Watch as Thor and Wonder Woman compete to see who can build the best replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our exclusive quest to find the hidden Infinity Stones scattered throughout the server. Rumor has it that whoever collects them all will gain the power to ban griefers with a snap of their fingers.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride where anything is possible and where superheroes and villains unite for the ultimate showdown. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Balding Steve’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, Bad Luck, balding, baldness curse, baldness despair, baldness frustration, baldness gene, baldness genetics, baldness inheritance, baldness misfortune, baldness struggle, baldness woes, genetic predisposition, genetics, hair genetics, hair loss, Hereditary, male baldness, male pattern baldness, Minecraft, self-pity, smp, Steves, Unfortunate

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	997
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even the pixels on your character’s head can’t escape the wrath of male pattern baldness! Join us for a wild ride filled with hair-raising adventures and bald jokes galore.

Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are losing their hair trying to blow you up. But don’t worry, we’ve got potions of hair growth to help you out in case you start feeling a little too shiny on top.

And if you think you’ve got what it takes to survive in a world where even the chickens are rocking toupees, then come on down and show us your skills. Who knows, you might just become the bald king of the server!

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner baldness and have a laugh while doing it, join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, hair today, gone tomorrow!

Anon’s Crazy Craft Minecraft Server

Anons, Craft, crazy, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9089
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	272	Endless Night Skies:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained ninja sheep who will protect you from any creeper attacks. Yes, you heard that right, ninja sheep!

2. We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies. It’s lit, literally!

3. Our server has a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Who wouldn’t want to explore a world made of sugary goodness?

4. We host weekly llama races where you can ride llamas and compete for the title of Llama Champion. Trust me, it’s a sight to behold!

5. The owner of the server is a wizard who can grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because things tend to get a little crazy around here.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on /UHG/ and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!